Reviewer: LiaWitch20
Date: 03/31/07 21:56
Chapter: Chapter 1

How comes I didnt review such a story like this one!!!
Sagacious Sorcerer? That really made me laugh hehe XD
I dont know what Snape has that I also think that he's "kind of sexy". I still will give him shampoo for X-mas present, though!! XD
Maybe Rickman's voice? God!
I love your story, that's not new! ^.~

Author's Response: Yay for you laughing! He is sagacious, in a snarky way, heh. Shampoo might be appreciated...or not, heh.

Reviewer: Valentinia
Date: 03/25/07 15:50
Chapter: Chapter 1

:D A nice, silly fic! I love the idea of Snape tricking all the Mary Sue's! And the idea of him answering the distressed letters of students! Also, the different letters were funny in how obvious they were as was Snape's obvious ability to see through them! Very cute fic!

Author's Response: Thank you! If only I could lure you into reading Remus/Tonks. She's imagined Snarky Severus giving her advice several times, and it's always good! :D

Reviewer: The Weasley Triplet
Date: 03/23/07 10:33
Chapter: Chapter 1

I can deffinitely see Dumbledore having an anonymous advice column.

ooh, Snape is evil to Mary Sues...not that they don't deserve it.

hilarious story, I'll have to go read the Mary Sue parodies. Anything to make a writer happy.

Author's Response: I think you'll snigger your way through the parodies, and it really would make my day! Thanks for being sweet!

Reviewer: loonylovegood18
Date: 02/26/07 3:37
Chapter: Chapter 1

This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: From someone so Ravenclaw clever, I cherish the compliment. Thank you! :]

Reviewer: ladrea
Date: 02/12/07 6:15
Chapter: Chapter 1

hahaha! Had a great time reading your story! Thanks once again!!

Author's Response: Thank *you* for taking the time to tell me you enjoyed it! :]

Reviewer: bookworm247
Date: 02/10/07 16:42
Chapter: Chapter 1

A very funny read. I'm most certainly looking forward to the next chapter. I have read your two other fics with Mary-Sue, and the reference was pretty funny. Update soon!

Author's Response: Yay, you read the Mary Sue fics and double yay you read this one! I heart Severus and think he'd give good advice, even if he tries to make it 'bad' . :D

Reviewer: FenrirG
Date: 02/08/07 20:57
Chapter: Chapter 1

What a crack up!

Greatt story, I love it! I can totally see Dumbledore having an advice column as a hobby... =) It's a great story, are you planning on more chapters or a sequel?

Author's Response: Thank you for loving the story! It was a one shot inspired by a recent chapter of my Remus and Tonks story, but I'm happy you'd like it to be more than one chap! ^_^

Reviewer: declan06
Date: 02/06/07 13:26
Chapter: Chapter 1

This was funny!!!!

Author's Response: I appreciate your fine sense of humour and your review! ^_~ Ta, Thanks!

Reviewer: hpobsessed1985
Date: 02/02/07 17:39
Chapter: Chapter 1

Great, I can picture that happening, too... Especially the part were he mails fake Hogwarts acceptance letters to Mary-Sues. Hehehe...

Author's Response: I can imagine him snickering softly to self while doing it too...especially if there is firewhisky involved. :D

Reviewer: solemnly_swear73
Date: 01/31/07 20:43
Chapter: Chapter 1

Oh how cute!! Short but awesome, as usual Kerichi:-)) Sagacious Sorcerer?? That made me laugh out loud!
Great story!

Author's Response: Thank you! He would be sagacious as well as snarky. :D

Reviewer: solemnly_swear73
Date: 01/31/07 20:42
Chapter: Chapter 1

Oh how cute!! Short but awesome, as usual Kerichi:-)) Sagacious Sorcerer?? That made me laugh out loud!
Great story!

Author's Response: Over 2K is only short compared to my longer stories. My Remus journal fic only posts every other week since each 'entry' is only 5-600 words so they have to be combined to make the 1K word limit. Now that's short. :D

Reviewer: Trucker
Date: 01/30/07 20:20
Chapter: Chapter 1

I've already read the Mary Sue parodies, and find that you have, once again, made me smile, snort, chortle, and laugh. Thanks!

Author's Response: Thank you for reading this story too! Did the pen names make you snort? I could easily imagine Dumbledore being tickled by them! :D

Reviewer: ElspethBates
Date: 01/30/07 7:58
Chapter: Chapter 1

This story is Adorable! I love the names you came up with... and have to wonder where you ever thought up "Dotty Debbie"! I do love the idea that Snape would be Snarky enough to send fake Hogwarts letters to poor unsuspecting American Girls... I wonder what would happen if one of them sent her picture and he fell in love at first sight! LOL

Author's Response: Don't tell, but I have this crazy reader

I know what would be happening if I ever read he fell in love at first sight with an American girl....I'd be reading a bloody Mary Sue story, and it had better be a parody or I'd scream! :D

Reviewer: mock_turtle
Date: 01/29/07 23:41
Chapter: Chapter 1

this is really great. I love it. I really would like to know what happens between ron and hermione now.

on another note. the bit about snape sending out the Mary Sue acceptance letters is simply brilliant! I just cracked up. it is hilarious. it is so Snape. you could practically write a whole nother fic about that, with him eventually getting caught...

Author's Response: He'd never get caught! After he ran off, and no more Sues showed up at Hogwarts, McGonagall would have become suspicious, but she has too much on her mind to care about silly American girls with delusions of prancing into Hogwarts and having all the boys fall instantly in lust/love with her! :D

Reviewer: A House Elf
Date: 01/29/07 19:35
Chapter: Chapter 1

And if I already ready your wonderful parodies and recommend them to someone else who read them, will you be more than happy?

I saw the title and figured where it came from. You must be friends with someone important with the moderators, because that was a short amount of time to write a story and get it published. Or maybe your stories get published faster the more you've written previously. Is this the case? If so, I'm glad. It's great to see your stories come through so fast. It helps appease us anxious readers.

Author's Response: To quote the dad in Coming to America when he found out his daughter had snagged a prince...I feel like break-dancin'! :D The humor cat is fab. Lots of stories posted on the same day. I tip my hat *a big Musketeer one, with a dashing featherd* to all hardworking mods, and try not to wish the had house-elves to 24/7. ^_~

Reviewer: painterxchik
Date: 01/29/07 19:29
Chapter: Chapter 1

This was so cute. I loved your other Mary Sue stories and got a laugh out of her letter to Snape. =]

Author's Response: Thank you! Dear Mary Sue, who sends her swimsuit photo to help show how 'worthy' she is to go to Hogwarts. Wonder if Snape kept it? Bet he throws darts at it. Her big...white teeth...would make good targets, LOL.

Reviewer: aurelia641
Date: 01/29/07 19:01
Chapter: Chapter 1

Hahaha. Very good. My roommate probably thinks I'm crazy since I was laughing so much. I also loved your other Mary Sue tales -- finally someone notices that the plague has gone too far!

Author's Response: I'm afraid like the poor, the Mary Sues are always with us, but at least we can laugh at them! ^_^

Reviewer: Zena_gabby_n_joxer
Date: 01/29/07 18:40
Chapter: Chapter 1

I absolutely love all of your stories. This was great.

Author's Response: Thank you, ma'am, ma'am, and sir! :D

Reviewer: music_is_magic
Date: 01/29/07 17:59
Chapter: Chapter 1

Wow! Short but sweet! I loved this story, it was absolutely hilarious! I am so goign to read Mary Sue I love you and Mary sue Marauders love you ASAP! Great job, and thankyou for writing it!

Author's Response: Thank you for reading it, and the other stories too! I appreciate the kind words, which brought a big smile to my face! :)

Reviewer: patelnotpatil
Date: 01/29/07 16:42
Chapter: Chapter 1


that was the best humor fic i've read in a while.

this totally made my day!

omg I can't stop laughing...

Author's Response: Yay, you like Snarky Severus! I think he'd be fab as a columnist, but probably chagrined that his carefully crafted 'bad' advice led to good for those he loathes, lol.

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