Reviewer: madelynn
Date: 02/08/07 4:11
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

hello again! i'm still alive, which i have to thank Zoheb and Yellow_and_Dangerous for. Zoheb, the Little One has made a small hideout under the dining table, in fear from the Inuyasha Entei.

anyway, Schmergo, how's the story going? i'm really hoping for a new chapter.

Hedwig, hand over that spoon! you can keep the rest, but give me that spoon!

Author's Response: I'm almost done! I hope to post it soon.

Reviewer: Zoheb
Date: 02/07/07 10:13
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

Okay, since you wanted to know, here it is:

STORY TITLE: "GIMME BACK MY HUNDRED TAKA"

Starring:

RAYMEN: A fat idiot with a speech impediment. Travels everywhere with a bag that probably has enough stuff in it to equip an army. "Oi, Nerd!" (The 'd' is pronounced like the 'd' in 'Bangladesh'- which is pronounced like the 'th' in 'the')

MASHARUL: A fat, bespectacled slimeball who will go along with anyone who sits beside him. "Yo yo: the dog is barking."

AADIYAT: Better known as Yellow_and_Dangerous. A rather strange looking fellow with an obnoxiously creepy voice."Look at him... what's he planning?"

ZOHEB: That guy.

THE STORY:

It was Maths Class, and Zoheb was desperately attempting to make his speed graph behave... when all of a sudden he noticed frantic movement around him. Deigning to gaze up, he noticed mesrs Raymen and Masharull engaged in a heated discussion with master Aadiyat. It would appear that Raymen and Masharul were accusing Aadiyat of having stolen their hundred taka (The exchange rate between a dollar and a taka is about 60, against the Taka). They had apparently kidnaped a 4B penci and a calculator from Aadiyat, threatening (With very serious expressions on their visages) that they would chuck 'em into the bin if Aadiyat didn't give them back their hundred taka.

I reached over and just took the calculator and the pencil from their hands. I did'nt even need to snatch them- I just took them...

a few seconds later, master Raymen, with the smug grin of a Scotsman in charge of Manchester United when Manchester United wins an important game, pulled out... my sharpener. He, with smug smiles, yellow teeth, and much clever winking, told Aadiyat that he will "throw your sharpener into the bin".
Reaching over once I again, I calmly disarmed master Raymen of both the sharpener and the notion that it was Aadiyat's sharpener.

At that point, master Raymen blinked, called us 'Nerds', and turned away to gaze fondly at master Masharull.

At that is the end of my tale.

Author's Response: You have a great ability to tell a story, seriously. Most people would just say, "These two guys were threatening my friend 'cos he wouldn't give them a hundred taka, and they were going to throw away his calculator and pencil. So I t00k them away, and then he was about to throw away my sharpener, so I took it away, and then he called us nerds and went away."

Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill
Date: 02/06/07 16:52
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

Let me guess Zoheb.... YOU SAW A LLAMA TAP-DANCING WITH FILCH!

Kidding.

YOU SAW A LLAMA TAP-DANCING WITH MRS. FIGG!!

Kidding again.

But seriously, what did you see?

Author's Response: Have you been reading Hermiones_revenge's stories? Because that sounds suspiciously like one of them. She's one of my favourite writers on here. ^_^

Reviewer: Zoheb
Date: 02/06/07 11:24
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

So the owl and the Swede hunger for spoons? And here I was thinking that what I saw at the end of school today was strange...

What exactly did I see at the end of school today? Tell you about it if you want to know.

Author's Response: SPPOOOOONNNNZZZ.... YUMMM... I really do want to know what you saw at the end of school today. Yesterday I saw a 50-something year old gym teacher attempting to breakdance, but that's not too interesting. He does that everyday.

Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill
Date: 02/05/07 17:00
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

Zoheb.... I am NOT a percy!!! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WILL I BE PERCY!!!!!!!!!!! HE BETRAYED EVERYONE!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER BE A PERCY!!!

So, anyway, rant over, when are you gonna update?

Author's Response: But you ARE a hard worker and intelligent. That's what he meant. I will update as soon as possible, probably this week. It's a hard story to write...

Reviewer: Zoheb
Date: 02/05/07 3:48
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

Hedwig, it will appear that you are an Aquarius, or a Percy if there ever was one. You "use." (The internet)
I "Desire" (A better PC)
Schmergo "Is" (An excellent writer)
Madelynn "Seeks" (World domination)
Yellow_and_Dangerous "Is" (A Sponge)

Author's Response: ^_^ That makes me smile in a manner much resembling that little emoticon I just typed.

Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill
Date: 02/04/07 13:37
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

Wow, you seem to have alot of interesting convos on the Net, Zoheb...

P.S My Birthday is 12/27

Author's Response: No way, that's my friend's birthday!

Reviewer: madelynn
Date: 02/03/07 19:13
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

yes... maybe he does. or he just doesn't want me to torture him again... we'll see when i'm okay again...
and by the way, right now my brother and me are being tortured. it's awful. my 9 year old cousin is here, and i'll tell you, she's a right pain in the neck.

P.S. Zoheb, no, that didn't make any sense.

Author's Response: Ahh, cousins. I love mine... but I rarely see them, because they live in Hawaii.

Reviewer: Zoheb
Date: 02/03/07 9:46
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

Now, for your viewing displeasure, I present transcripts from an MSN conversation between me, my cousin, and Yellow and Dangerous (Also called Sponge... or Dishpan, if you prefer)

BEGIN TRASCRIPT

(10:09 PM) Lord Unknown: U, mr Ahmed, have committed much sins, pledge 4 4givnes and mayb He might pardon u

(10:09 PM) Yellow and Dange: whatever

(10:10 PM) Chuckles the Fly: *thumbs up*

(10:11 PM) Lord Unknown: The very Devil will come to claim thy soul

(10:11 PM) Chuckles the Fly: Yeah

(10:11 PM) Chuckles the Fly: What he said!

(10:11 PM) Yellow and Dange: shut up

(10:11 PM) Chuckles the Fly: *thumbs down*

(10:11 PM) Yellow and Dange: and be quiet

(10:11 PM) Chuckles the Fly: *thumbs down*

(10:11 PM) Chuckles the Fly: I say: keep talking

(10:12 PM) Lord Unknown: U hav committed sins Mr. Ahme

(10:12 PM) Yellow and Dange: *Whispering to Chuckles* how about we agree with him and he'll go away?

(10:12 PM) Chuckles the Fly: Not really

(10:12 PM) Lord Unknown: *Ahmed

(10:12 PM) Chuckles the Fly: This is the sort of thing I do

(10:12 PM) Chuckles the Fly: I do'nt want to be a hypocrite

(10:12 PM) Yellow and Dange: i'll observe

(10:13 PM) Lord Unknown: Mr. Aadiyat Ahmed, drop this act of being a nice psychotic guy, God judges u

(10:14 PM) Yellow and Dange: *Bored, sleepy look*

(10:14 PM) Lord Unknown: HOW DARE U YAWN AT ME!

(10:14 PM) Chuckles the Fly: Yeah

(10:14 PM) Chuckles the Fly: What he said!

(10:14 PM) Lord Unknown: THE DEVIL LKS UP TO ME...

(10:14 PM) Chuckles the Fly: I'll be demonic tooo

(10:14 PM) Lord Unknown: Dark is my soul

(10:15 PM) Lord Unknown: Death will serve u right

(10:15 PM) Lord Unknown: *Demonic laugh*

(10:15 PM) Chuckles the Fly: BOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(10:15 PM) Lord Unknown: u shall pay...

(10:15 PM) Lord Unknown: Bow b4 the ONE

(10:15 PM) Chuckles the Fly: OBSERVE MY DEMONIC POWERS!

(10:15 PM) Chuckles the Fly: SATAN, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!

(10:16 PM) Lord Unknown: Hmmm... Mr. Aadiyat Ahmed

(10:17 PM) Yellow and Dange: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!!!

(10:17 PM) Lord Unknown: I WANT U TO AMEND UR WAYS!!

(10:18 PM) Yellow and Dange: SHUT UP ABOUT THE STUPID SINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(10:18 PM) Chuckles the Fly: Hehe this is kinda funny

(10:18 PM) Lord Unknown: BEG 4 FORGIVNESS

(10:18 PM) Chuckles the Fly: BOW DOWN!

(10:20 PM) Chuckles the Fly: You have made Lucifer proud

(10:20 PM) Lord Unknown: EEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(10:20 PM) Chuckles the Fly: He will give you a big hug next time the two of you meet

(10:20 PM) Lord Unknown: Witch, burrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnn herrrrrrrrrrr

(10:21 PM) Chuckles the Fly: Sponges are asexual, Lord Unknown [YAD's Display picture is a pic of Spongebob]

(10:21 PM) Lord Unknown: who care, burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

(10:21 PM) Yellow and Dange: [ahem] "Warlock" and "HIM"

(10:21 PM) Yellow and Dange: not witch!

(10:21 PM) Lord Unknown: Hmm... LIAR!!!

END TRANSCRIPT

Well, i hope that didn't make sense.




Author's Response: Don't worry, it didn't!

Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill
Date: 02/02/07 16:24
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

Madelynn...your niceness with your brother is going to crash down the minute you refuse a favor from him. Soooooooo....I suggest you make the most out of it. Tell him you love him. Watch the movie. Laugh at the funny parts. Give him 60% of the cookies.

My brother is mad at me right now, if you're wondering why I'm acting all "Dr. Phillish" Seems like my good-luck charm just isn't working today.

Author's Response: DOuble post!

Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill
Date: 02/02/07 16:23
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

Madelynn...your niceness with your brother is going to crash down the minute you refuse a favor from him. Soooooooo....I suggest you make the most out of it. Tell him you love him. Watch the movie. Laugh at the funny parts. Give him 60% of the cookies.

My brother is mad at me right now, if you're wondering why I'm acting all "Dr. Phillish" Seems like my good-luck charm just isn't working today.

Author's Response: My brother's mad at me right now, too. For some reason, he doesn't appreciate the fact that I cut the fingers off of his gloves.

Reviewer: madelynn
Date: 02/02/07 8:24
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

well, concidering that me and my brother hasn't been on very good terms since i was FIVE, this is extremly confusing, not to say greatly disturbing. anyway, see you soon, i have to rest a while, my fever is getting worse again...

Author's Response: Wow... maybe he wants something from you! I hope you get well soon! :(

Reviewer: madelynn
Date: 02/02/07 2:07
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

Ah, well. Everyone can't like the same thing, if everyone liked chocolate as much as i do, no chocolate would be left in this world! *gasp*.
Anyway. i reread my favorite story a short while ago, yes, i am speaking about the dark lord's blog, of course i am!
Anyway (again), it's good to have something fun to do when your sick. I HATE fever, and the rest that comes with a really bad cold.
Something really strange happened a moment ago. My brother asked me if i wanted to see a movie with him. And i told him yes, that would be nice. So he's in the kitchen, making some hot chocolate for us. You heard me right! My BROTHER asked ME if I wanted to see a MOVIE WITH HIM. And now heís making HOT CHOCOLATE for BOTH OF US. how can this be? Maybe this sickness has affected my brain, but my brother is actually not an arrogant brat as usual. I didnít let Draco attack him. Neither did I let Crabbe or Goyle do it.
Heís back; and oh look, he brought cookies. Thatís really sweet! (what did I just write?) Apparently weíre watching The Holy Grail. Iíll be back with news about this unexpected turn of events in the war between me and my brother.


Author's Response: Awww, that's so nice! I love it when siblings get along.

Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill
Date: 02/01/07 7:16
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

I have heard of holy water, crosses, and lords, but never CHOCOLATE!
Eeep.

Author's Response: Yes, this is a new one, isn't it?

Reviewer: madelynn
Date: 01/31/07 19:55
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

grrrr... Hedwig. i give up. i do not need it. not as long as i have... THE HOLY CHOCOLATE! yes, you heard me right! i stole it from my brother, or, actually i didn't steal it, i just told him very nicely that if he didn't give it to me, he would die a slow and painful death. aren't i the most thoutful sister? *smiles sweetly*

Author's Response: Nobody hurt me, but I don't like chocolate, actually... I really don't.

Reviewer: nuw255
Date: 01/31/07 18:07
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

Hello again, dear Schmergo! I just read your comment about this story's reviews (I assume this is the story you were talking about) over on the "odd reviews" thread in the forums and I had to come leave another review to (hopefully) clear things up a bit.

You see, when we say this story is funny, we're not saying it's funny in the same way The Dark Lord's Blog is funny. The humor in this story is, unsurprisingly, due to the HUGE irony of Lucius' situation. Most of it wouldn't be very funny at all if it were happening to, say, Arthur Weasley. It's the enormous contrast between Lucius' whole value system (if you can call it that) and way of life that makes it funny.

On the other hand, the owl on the head, "rest in pieces," and the whole flatware thing were genuinely funny in their own right, but somehow I think that was your intention in those cases.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that you shouldn't worry when people tell you this story is funny. It is funny, but in an ironic, not silly, way (for the most part).

Honestly, I think you're doing a wonderful job of branching out from the silliness of The Dark Lord's Blog (which I love, by the way) and writing something a bit deeper and more mature.

Wow. I just wrote a lot, didn't I? Sorry 'bout that; I tend to ramble sometimes (like right now), but I think you get the idea of what I'm trying to say, right? So I'll just finish by saying, "Please update soon!" and head off to dinner. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to get to use the Peverell crest flatware tonight. ;-)

Author's Response: I adore long reviews! I'm so glad that people don't despise my non-ludicrous writing... the intention was to write something ironically funny that did not include exploding toasters and Power Rangers. I will update as soon as possible... I have a play coming up, and once that's over, I'll have crazy amounts of free time in which to type!

Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill
Date: 01/31/07 16:40
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

*tackles madelynn, takes stuff back, and stands up, panting* I have defeated 2 boys in wrestling, so don't try me, madelynn!!!

It's raining in Sugar Land. Rain Rain Rain!!! AUGH! Thank you for entertaining me on the rainy afternoons, everyone!!

Author's Response: You're welcome! You are entertaining as well!

Reviewer: madelynn
Date: 01/30/07 20:40
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

yes, it really is! i can totally see cissa do that! ;D

HEDWIG!!! *grabs Perverell crest and spoon* IT'S MINE!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!! *scampers*

Author's Response: COME BACK HERE WITH THAT SPOON! I NEED IT FOR CHAPTER TWOOO!

Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill
Date: 01/30/07 16:47
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

Gimme!!! *snatches Perverell crest and spoon* Anyhoo, THE SAT TEST IS OVER!! YES!!!

Now,,, the details.... oh yeah! Um, I think the story would have been a little more attention grabbing if you double-spaced it. I don't like reading cramped spaces :P.
Overall, it's a 8/10.

Author's Response: Oh, I really should have thought about the spacing. I'm really bad at html of any kind. :(

Reviewer: madelynn
Date: 01/29/07 20:15
Chapter: Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories

ah well, i have a nice idea about what will happen if Narcissa finds out about Luci =
http://acciobrain.ligermagic.com/hpdracoslug.jpg
oh, don't forget, change draco-the-slug to Luci, and make that annoying reporter say; "HEYYY. you just found out that your husband is a mudblood! what are you gonna do NOWWW?"

*stands on dad's car* Me: I will rule the world! I...
*comes running out* Dad: what are you doing!? get down! i just washed that!!!!
*muttering* Me: man. talk about party-pooper.

Author's Response: ^_^ That is exactly what she would do. It really, really is!

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