Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 01/16/07 19:41
Chapter: Chapter 2: Of Scars, Families and Unbreakable Vows...

Resmond Worque?!?! I laughed out loud at that. And the disgusting pun on the word 'rectified' was hilarious, too.

I also loved Ollivander, Platform Pi, and (of course) the Pink Power Ranger. You're hysterical! I'm so sorry that I couldn't beta this chapter... I am in love with this story, though.

Author's Response: Oh no, please don't blame yourself! Blame it onmy impatience and our inconvinient time zones. Anyway, whatever be the case, really thanks for your review. Keep reading!

Reviewer: insanitea
Date: 01/16/07 19:26
Chapter: Chapter 2: Of Scars, Families and Unbreakable Vows...

mmm pie... platform pi...
^not a constructive review. at all.

but i did like the fiery spiders bit..that seems to remind me of something (large globules of sarcasm roll down this post).

Author's Response: Umm...I don't seem to have understood this post too well. I'm glad you liked the fiery spiders bit..i thought it quite lame. And by the way, Pi here doesn't mean the "pie" as in "apple pie" but the mathematical pi which is equal to 3.142857 or 22/7; which going by the logic behind platform 9 3/4 should be somewhere between platforms 3 and 4!! Sorry, but being an engineering student, I simply couldn't resist pressing in a mathematical joke too!

Reviewer: madelynn
Date: 01/11/07 21:26
Chapter: Chapter 1: A Plan in Process...

haha, how i love thee. this is really wonderful!
:D :D :D :D :D

Author's Response: Thank you so much! Stick around for chapter two! I assure you they get funnier as they go!

Reviewer: Bookwormy
Date: 01/07/07 8:07
Chapter: Chapter 1: A Plan in Process...

HAHA! That was very funny....I loved the sarcastic way in which u've written it...and I laughed so hard when Wormtail said "Of course, Legilimens"
but Voldy said it was wormtail's dimwitted expression......
I'm really looking forward to please update soon

Author's Response: Hey thanx! Promised update in a few days time!

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 01/03/07 5:29
Chapter: Chapter 1: A Plan in Process...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is amazing! I love stories about Voldemort, and this one definitely does him justice. You have a wonderful sense of humour, and my favourite parts were your description of Mermish (agonized constipated cattle and fifty musical saws), Voldemort's wimpiness, "Accio Nagini," and the train schedule. I cannot wait for more!

Author's Response: Is this....Schmreg_the_Impaler of the 'Dark Lord's Blog' fame??!! I'm honoured beyond words!!! *bows low*

Reviewer: Transcendence
Date: 01/03/07 5:24
Chapter: Chapter 1: A Plan in Process...

This was so funny! Keep writing! :)

Author's Response: Definitely!

Reviewer: blue eyed dragon
Date: 01/03/07 1:49
Chapter: Chapter 1: A Plan in Process...

Tee hee, I really liked that.

Author's Response: *million hugs* from Sir Thanxalot

Reviewer: GinnyPotter808
Date: 01/02/07 16:27
Chapter: Chapter 1: A Plan in Process...

PS Please update soon.

Author's Response: Definitely

Reviewer: GinnyPotter808
Date: 01/02/07 16:26
Chapter: Chapter 1: A Plan in Process...

THIS IS TOTALLY WICKEDLY BRILLIANT!!!! I was hysterical laughing! Hilarious.

Author's Response: Really? Thanx

Reviewer: weasley_twin_girl
Date: 01/02/07 14:55
Chapter: Chapter 1: A Plan in Process...

Oh. My. Gosh. This is HILARIOUS! Please update soon, I love it.
"I, Lord Better-than-Grindel Voldemort.." Sheer genius. ^_^

Author's Response: Thanx keep reading! Promised update in a week!

Reviewer: Zoheb
Date: 01/02/07 9:34
Chapter: Chapter 1: A Plan in Process...

Super-stellar. Block-buster. UPDATE!

Author's Response: Thanks keep reading!

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