OH MY GOSH! This is fantastic! I am madly in love with this story... Your characterization and writing style are brilliant, and, of course, any humour story including Death Eaters and Voldemort can make me happy.

When you included the Enormous Blonde Death Eater who likes to Avada Kedavra everything in the sixth book, I knew that this fic would be something great!

I like the way you kept true to the characters of but caricatured Lucius (especially him), Crabbe, Goyle, Bella, Snape, Peter, and Voldemort.

I shall now list things that made me giggle: Bellatrix flirting with Snape (WHILE her husband is in the room, no less!), the "Fruit of the Month" club, Wormtail coming up with the idea of the caracal (which by the way is one of my favourite animals!)

On a slightly more serious note, I loved the part explaining why Voldemort loved gifts. It added depth to his character and made him almost easy to relate to. The way that he's good with animals was also a nice addition.

I also have a suggestion. I think you should say "Abercrombie and Witch" instead of "Abercrombie and Fitch." You know, just a lame little pun there.

All in all, amazing story, and I'm favouriting it as we speak.... er, type...

Author's Response: How luciously kind of you (hee.. almost a pun)! I'm delighted you enjoyed this bit of holiday fruitcake! starmom