Reviewer: AprilPotter
Date: 12/17/06 13:13
Chapter: One shot

I just read your story and now I can't stop laughing every time I think about it. It's funny and I mean that in a good way.I'm trying to do my math homework right now but can't stop giggling and my mom keeps asking me: "What is so funny about you math homework?" It's a GREAT fic!

Author's Response: I'm so happy you liked it. I know what you mean about your math problem. When I was in school, my mum would sometimes come in and say, "Darling, are you sure you're doing homwork?" And I'd respond, "Of course. Just don't come on this side of the computer, though. When's supper ready?"

Reviewer: insanity_is_me
Date: 12/17/06 12:27
Chapter: One shot

I am so happy you wrote this story! I have been waiting for someone to write a good dramione parody and here it is! I don't think I've laughed that much while reading a fanfiction in years! Thanx for the awesome story!

Author's Response: I am so happy you found time to read it! I'm glad it made you laugh. Thanks for the awesome review!

Reviewer: amber55
Date: 12/17/06 11:43
Chapter: One shot

lol that is the bestest story i have ever read... ok maybe the wierdest 2 but still!!!

Author's Response: Lol, thanks, Amber!

Reviewer: Krystal
Date: 12/17/06 4:25
Chapter: One shot

*rolls around on floor clutching stomach laughing*
Thats was sooo good... 100 points for originality! ingeneois, taking a dig at DM/HG fanfics, because, to tell you the truth, you are absolutely correct in EVERYTHING you said - which of course just made it all the funnier...

Author's Response: Thank you, Krystal!

Reviewer: Nilary
Date: 12/17/06 3:15
Chapter: One shot

OMG! lol oh, Eilime, you've done it again! you've made something so...well, i guess it is kinda cannon now, because so many people i have used it....and thrown it in the air! reading your stories make me laugh so hard that i forget that its nearly 3:30 in the morning, i have work at 1 pm, and that i feel like im about to pass out, but hey! that's what good stories are for! please dont stop writing your tales, i absolutly love them!!


Author's Response: Thanks, Nilary! I know how some stories have you reading till the wee hours of the morning. Luckily this one isn't long!

Reviewer: mgle_teacher
Date: 12/17/06 0:57
Chapter: One shot

Awwww you got accepted!
I'm so happy that you kept some of my suggestions. Lol. *looks at flame reviews*

Author's Response: I did indeed get accepted! Of course I kept some of your suggestions. Thanks.

Reviewer: AlasEarwax
Date: 12/16/06 23:53
Chapter: One shot

Ooh my.. I only read the first sentence of the summary and it contained the phrases "masquerade ball" and "Golden Trio" and I was like .. ugh. But, I've read/loved your other stories so I decided to give it a chance anyway.
And, of course, you didn't dissapoint me haha I should have read the whole summary :-p . Exxxxxcellent job, like always.. keep em comin'!

Author's Response: Yeah, I know how the beginning of the summary might have made you steer clear of this story, however if you had read it all, you'd have found out the summary was a parody on its own ;) But you found out I didn't mean it by reading the story instead which is good! I'm glad you liked it, AlasEarwax. Thanks for the review.

Reviewer: mudblood_princess
Date: 12/16/06 23:45
Chapter: One shot

LOL That is truly the most enjoyable Dramione fanfic I have ever read. you have a gift! I was sniggering throughout the entire fic. My dad thought I was insane, haha, maybe b/c I AM. well, that was a brilliant fic, and I am Definitely adding you to my favorite authors

Author's Response: Thank you very much! I really appreciate it.

Reviewer: joybelle423
Date: 12/16/06 22:13
Chapter: One shot

I laughed so hard! I read it out loud to my younger brothers -- they laughed, too! I LOVE
how OOC -- and yet stil IC -- everyone is.

My favorite parts --
Draco getting Crucio'ed for singing 'I Feel Pretty'

Dumbledore saying 'what the friggin hell'

'because we all know towels don’t fall off when loosely tied'

'What, does everyone get a spasm when typing my name so they surprisingly and unknowingly hit the M-button?! “Zambini”, honestly! It’s sound like a tribe from Burkina Faso…”

'he had benefited greatly from sitting on a broom'

Soooo funny! I applaud your creativity! And I'm so glad the mods accepted it! *squee*

Author's Response: Lol, I'm glad you enjoyed it so much. I'm pleased to hear you liked all those parts! Thanks for the great review, Joybelle.

Reviewer: cinnamonaddict
Date: 12/16/06 21:54
Chapter: One shot

Lol. Just the thing to read when bored. And the only fanfic that shows a realistic approach to Hr/D relationship.

Author's Response: It might just be something that helps on boredom :) I'm happy it worked for you, then.

Reviewer: PeevesThePoltergeist
Date: 12/16/06 20:04
Chapter: One shot

I love the Buzz quote at the end. I think this can be placed under humor fics as well! It is funny!

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked the Buzz Lightyear quote :) Yeah, it could be placed under Humour Fics, however it's only allowed under one category, and since I put "Not Going to Happen, Chica" under Hermione/Draco, I thought this should be the same. Thanks!

Reviewer: xLiFEerasedx
Date: 12/16/06 18:40
Chapter: One shot


Yay! That was great! *clap clap*

Gotta love your sense of humor. :)

Author's Response: Thank you!

Reviewer: freds pet
Date: 12/16/06 18:37
Chapter: One shot

That was funny and also halarious. I love stories like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Curious

Author's Response: Thank you :)

Reviewer: Hermione5001
Date: 12/16/06 16:00
Chapter: One shot

OMG! This is hilarious! Awesome! I loved it!

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: HPFCNina
Date: 12/16/06 15:30
Chapter: One shot

oh my goodness... i LOVE it! hahaha.

Author's Response: Thank you!

Reviewer: hot4potter
Date: 12/16/06 14:32
Chapter: One shot

oh my god, that was friggin hillarious. you are a very creative writer!

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: blub
Date: 12/16/06 14:20
Chapter: One shot

well i have only one thing to say! moses and the parting of the red sea is not a part of greek mythology it is part of the bible and is very true! i am rele sensitive about God !

Author's Response: Are you serious? Even though you might have mistaken me for being Draco in this highly believable story, I am not, and therefore do know that Moses and the parting of the Red Sea does indeed not come from Greek Mythology. Thank you for your input, though, it was very helpful.

Reviewer: aintcrazy4you
Date: 12/16/06 13:06
Chapter: One shot

Oh MY! *giggles* THis was so funny! I laughed so hard ready this! Yesh, compliments to the author*wink*

Author's Response: Thank you very much!

Reviewer: Sarakime
Date: 12/16/06 13:06
Chapter: One shot

Hilarious, that's all I can say.

Forget the stupid people who don't have a sence of humor. It was great.

I love the part where Dumbledoor says, '.. so I thought, why the hell friggin not?'
I can't stop laughing. Bravo!

Author's Response: Thank you so much, Sarakime! I'm glad you liked Dumbledore - I enjoyed writing his speech :) Cheers!

Reviewer: tuttifrutty
Date: 12/16/06 12:41
Chapter: One shot

Wow, this fanfic made me want to write a poor unnimaginative fanfic so i could have more parodies while having breakfast n____n

and oh my! i thought i was the only one who clenched and unclenched my butt while being in a ball :) i guess mao and i have more in common than i though!!

i know, now i'll write one fanfic with a new female character in it, based in my name and personality so i can marry a fictional character and live my lifelong fantasy woo hoo!

good times :)

Author's Response: Quite a weird review, my friend, but I enjoyed it no less. Marrying a fictional character sounds possitively mindblowing, so you have my blessing ;)

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