Reviewer: Zoheb
Date: 12/09/06 4:24
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

I don't think you should write a sequel for the blog just yet. Wait a few months. Write something else. And then you write it.
Remember, the spring that has been held back for the longest period of time bounces forward the strongest.
Oh, and something i saw on TV: "Hullaballoo, and how do you do? Musty prawns and Timbuktu! Kick 'em in the dishpans, Hoohoohoo!"

Author's Response: Well, yeah, it'll be awhile before I write the sequel to the blog. I'm working on a novel right now, and two fanfiction projects, plus I'm busy as a beta. What was that weird thing from, because it sounds familiar... I know I've heard it somewhere. (Possibly some guy on a cruise ship I was on this summer.)

Reviewer: Sly Severus
Date: 12/08/06 20:14
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

Haha! Wait til he has to introduce Bob to his Death Eaters. I can just imagine what she would have to say to them.


This was really amusing. Well done. :D

Author's Response: Thank you! Hmmm, that might be an amusing idea for a sequel... I want to see Bellatrix's face when she realizes that you can't torture the dead.

Reviewer: mock_turtle
Date: 12/08/06 0:20
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

this is hilarious, as per usual. except that part about killing girls who are selling chocolates for their band class. I happen to be a girl selling chocolates for my band class. this is rather disturbing. why didn't voldy just get a sign that said No Solicitors?

Author's Response: I belong to a whole family of musicians, so I know what it's like. Voldemort doesn't want to get the sign because he gets his kicks from senseless killing.

Reviewer: Zoheb
Date: 12/07/06 23:18
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

Y'know, if they really needed to take down the Bunnyman, who better for the job then Elmer Fudd?

Author's Response: =) That is a brilliant idea, and it would not surprise me if WB saw that and made a film out of it without giving you credit.

Reviewer: HJaneWeasley
Date: 12/07/06 22:23
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

i still love your writing! ... the whole dealie w/ the chin =)

Author's Response: Yay, thanks! I was a bit fond of that part myself.

Reviewer: hermy_loves_ron
Date: 12/07/06 21:56
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

That's really funny and kind of pointless, but in a funny way.

Author's Response: Teehee, thanks! I guess that's what challenge fics are like... pointless.

Reviewer: Gonz
Date: 12/07/06 21:05
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

This can't be completed can it? I mean I know it says it is, but that's open to negotation right? Seriously you had me in stiches through the whole story. Plus you had Voldemort in character and he was still funny, who ever knew? I loved Voldemort's thoughts, and the dialogue.

"It was odd, Voldemort had been killing salespeople for so long that it had become nothing more than a reflex, like breathing or blinking. None of his victims had ever complained about this idiosyncrasy of his before."

Loved that part, I think at one time or another everyone has dreamed of fulfilling that fanasty. Just one question, what does do with pesky telemarketers(especially polictical parties that call you twenty times a day right before elections just because you live in Ohio)?

Great story and good luck in the challenge. Go Badgers!


Author's Response: Thanks so much, GOnz! (This is a great review, by the way.) I'm glad that you thought Voldemort is funny... he's my favourite character to write about. When telemarketers call me and say, "Are you the lady of the house?" I, (and by the way, I have a high-pitched voice) like to go, "NO, I'M THE MAN OF THE HOUSE!" and slam down the phone. But then, I'm fourteen!

Author's Response: (And female, of course)

Reviewer: nuw255
Date: 12/07/06 17:39
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

Brilliantly funny, as usual, Schmergo. Sorry, I really don't have anything constructive to say, other than great job!

Author's Response: Thanks so much, er, Harry Potter. I'm glad you thought it was funny... I wrote it in about half an hour, so I was worried people wouldn't enjoy it.

Reviewer: Sekhmet
Date: 12/07/06 17:16
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

How cleverly silly! I thoroughly enjoyed the Dark Lord getting harassed by a little girl. Great job!

Author's Response: Thank you! Voldemort seems to be intimidated by children... first Harry Potter, now Bob?

Reviewer: _Dumbledores Girl_
Date: 12/07/06 16:25
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

=P that was really funny, I love your stories! Are we gonna expect another one, soon? *cough* another great one!

Author's Response: Make that a triple!

Reviewer: _Dumbledores Girl_
Date: 12/07/06 16:25
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

=P that was really funny, I love your stories! Are we gonna expect another one, soon? *cough* another great one!

Author's Response: Cool, a double post.

Reviewer: _Dumbledores Girl_
Date: 12/07/06 16:24
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

=P that was really funny, I love your stories! Are we gonna expect another one, soon? *cough* another great one!

Author's Response: Hmmm, I'll usually be writing something fanfic related. I may not be posting anything for a bit, though, because if I'm not very far on the story I'm currently writing.

Reviewer: Bookwolf
Date: 12/07/06 16:13
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

You are a comic genius. I love the line about Voldy "usually" coming up with evil plots from his brain. And Bob is so cute!

Author's Response: Double postage...

Reviewer: Bookwolf
Date: 12/07/06 16:13
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

You are a comic genius. I love the line about Voldy "usually" coming up with evil plots from his brain. And Bob is so cute!

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I'm glad you liked Bob. She reminds me a little of "Anne of Green Gables," now that I think about it. And, like, my sister.

Reviewer: Moony 62442
Date: 12/07/06 15:39
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

That was awesome! You go, Roberta Thomasina... Darn it, I knew the rest a second ago! Great fic; almost as laughable as DLB...*sighs* how I shall miss exploding tosters...
~Moony

Author's Response: Teehee, thanks! Then again, there may be a sequel to DLB, so there might be more explosions ahead! You know what, I don't even remember Bob's full name. I know 'Joanne' and 'Victoria' are in there somewhere.

Reviewer: Winged Artemis
Date: 12/07/06 13:26
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

hahahahahah. Brilliant work, my dear!

"I rang your doorbell, you opened the door and killed me. I still think that was impolite. If you didnít want chocolates, you could have just said so."

Hahaha. I was cracking up. Hilarious. I love Bob! She reminds me of like.... Moaning Myrtle... and Pansy Parkinson. Like, some one stuck them in a blender (do ignore the gory images) and meshed them together into a pancake!

I love your Voldy. He's mwhahahaha-ish, you know? You know. Okay. Sorry, I'm still in a weird mood after those M & Ms from... yesterday. I still cant believe you don't like M & Ms! ::is embarrassed::

Hem hem, anyway, good luck in the challenge!

Author's Response: Thanks, Hannah! Ew, a Myrtle-and-Pansy (which are coincidentally both flowers) pancake. PANSYCAKE! Seriously, though, that would be the least tasty pancake ever. And I thought I liked any pancake ever made!

Reviewer: Zoheb
Date: 12/07/06 13:11
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

Young Force, the Jedi is still with you.

Author's Response: Thank you, Yoda!

Reviewer: ckwright51
Date: 12/07/06 9:14
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

Terribly cute. Too bad Voldy doesn't have his blog anymore to complain about Bob.

Author's Response: =) True, that... then again, she'd probably find his password and completely edit everything he wrote, knowing her.

Reviewer: madelynn
Date: 12/07/06 3:49
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

haha! great! you've done it again schmergo! wonderful! :D

Author's Response: Thanks, Madelynn! It's not exactly a sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," but it's a bit of a holdover until I get there, I suppose.

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