Reviewer: nuw255
Date: 01/31/07 17:57
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

I can't believe I haven't read this before! This is hilarious! Wonderful job, as usual, Schmergo.

Author's Response: Thanks, nuw!

Reviewer: dragonwings
Date: 01/29/07 22:27
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

When I stop laughing, I'll finish this review.

*five minutes later*

Okay, phew! I'm done! Omg I love this poem so much! No exploding toasters though, lol. Because Iím oh-so sensitive
After every killing spree,
Instead of bragging in pubs
I write heartfelt poetry."- Favorite stanza of all time. Seriously.

Author's Response: Ah, thank you! The stanza you liked was inspired by the Enlightened Cops from Douglas Adams's "A Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy."

Reviewer: Buckbeak22
Date: 01/19/07 14:41
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

Brilliant! Have you ever written a pantomime?

Author's Response: Er, not a pantomime, per se, but I've written many skits and plays, since I'm into theatre! (I'm in my seventeenth play right now, and I'm fourteen years old.)

Reviewer: 00cedricis2hot2die
Date: 01/08/07 3:48
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

WOW i really love this poem thanks for cheering me up (i was in a really crappy mood) yay for funny poetry
love Alexandria

Author's Response: Aw, thanks, Alexandria! Yeah, funny poems are always fun. Nice username, by the way (I'm in Hufflepuff.)

Reviewer: Gin_PotterGirl
Date: 01/05/07 17:46
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

Hi Schmerg!

Your Disclaimer was really funny. I thought you didn't like the Dursleys!? *Gasps*

You wouldn't give him scraps, would you?

Your totally right, this poem is absoutely Silly! I was laughing so much that I choked on my Sprite Can. Lucius...Humble? And Graceful Hair? I'm now scared.

Anyway, I love your story (And all of your others!)

-Gin
-GinnyPotter







Author's Response: Thanks very much, Gin_PotterGirl! I'm glad you enjoyed this. I assure you that any and all table scraps that I would feed Harry would be of the highest possible quality! Really!

Reviewer: Bookwormy
Date: 01/05/07 13:24
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

Heheheheheheheheeeeeeee ......that was sooo funny! Especially those lines where Lucius asks them if they're jealous of his hair...or money...or smirks....and the line when he says he didn't bribe the men who're supporting him...

Author's Response: Thank you! I honestly wrote this in like a minute, so I'm glad that people don't think it's total tripe!

Reviewer: MissyQuill
Date: 12/18/06 23:14
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

It is sillty,Ispecially liked the part about the man WHO I DID NOT BRIBE

Author's Response: Yay, thanks! I rather enjoyed writing that part, myself. ^_^

Reviewer: DogLover4Life
Date: 12/17/06 2:12
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

I love your A/N! Yanno, Mr. Dursley would probably like you. Since you want to feed Harry table scarps, just like him! I am ever so slightly disappointed that you didn't mention Malfoy's pimp cane. Ah well.

Author's Response: Lucius's pimp cane didn't rhyme with many things except for "insane in the membrane," and I couldn't really find a place for it in the poem. Mr. Dursley would prolly hate me, though, because I'm obsessed with magic!

Reviewer: PadfootBaby
Date: 12/04/06 20:27
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

Once again, a perfect 10! *raises glass* Cheers! This one was almost as good as Dark Lord's Blog! (speaking of which, I'm still so mad at you... grr. MAKE A SEQUEL!!!) Ahem. Great funniness! I LOVE ya, Schmerg!

Author's Response: Teeehee, thanks! I'm glad you liked my ludicrous poem.

Reviewer: LovelyxLena
Date: 11/28/06 1:01
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

You 're right, pure silly-ness

And I love your disclaimer. Hahaha

Author's Response: ^_^ The disclaimer was my favourite part.

Reviewer: yellowlime
Date: 11/27/06 17:57
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

................huh?......................

Author's Response: Hee, my thoughts exactly.

Reviewer: SIRIUS WILL NOT DIE
Date: 11/26/06 0:49
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

Awesomeness. I just have two things to say, one, is that I thought that some of the lines were a bit to long, and two, I didn't like the bragging in bups part since it was kind of repeated. Yeah, so, very funny, and it didn't make me want to blow stuff up with my toaster armies! Oh, and speaking of toaster armies, does Voldemort want us to join his battle? We're free on Saturdays, Sundays, and Friday nights after nine! Thank you for your time!
~Emma -the -Toaster -Master(I am so changing my name to that!)

P.S. I'm jealous of his lustrous hair
That flows and swirls with grace! Mine is just poofy!


Author's Response: Oh, double post, oh double post!

Author's Response: But yeah, I'm jealous of his hair, too. Mine's also poofy!

Reviewer: SIRIUS WILL NOT DIE
Date: 11/26/06 0:48
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

Awesomeness. I just have two things to say, one, is that I thought that some of the lines were a bit to long, and two, I didn't like the bragging in bups part since it was kind of repeated. Yeah, so, very funny, and it didn't make me want to blow stuff up with my toaster armies! Oh, and speaking of toaster armies, does Voldemort want us to join his battle? We're free on Saturdays, Sundays, and Friday nights after nine! Thank you for your time!
~Emma -the -Toaster -Master(I am so changing my name to that!)

Author's Response: Thanks! That's good advice about the poem... poetry's never been my strong point. Voldemort would LOVE you to command his armies. After nine, wow! That's past my bedtime... Anyway, guess where Voldy keeps his armies? UP HIS SLEEVIES! Okay, that wasn't funny...

Reviewer: Simply Being
Date: 11/25/06 21:58
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

ACK! I don't know what happened! Anyway, my review continued...

My two critiques:

Iím not the type who clubs
The innocent to death and then


I think the way you broke this bit into two sounds a bit strange here...

Instead of bragging in pubs

Being the self-proclaimed Queen of Nitpicking that I am, it bugs me a bit how just a few lines before you used "bragging in pubs".

And because I always like to end reviews on a good note...

I really loved it, and its going on my favorites!

~Danielle

PS: But I do have to agree, how could anyone think less candy is more fun?! Which is a bit of an odd coincidence really, seeing as how a friend of mine has said that to me before...but I don't think she would leave a review like that! Or would she? Oh no...*goes off to berate friend for leaving review with no concrit*

Author's Response: Yeah, I was having trouble figuring out how to word that. Basically, I wanted him to say, "Hey, I don't go around killing defenceless people and then later go to the pub and brag about it. No, I go around killing defenceless people and writing heartfelt poetry about it!" That's good advice, though. As for the bit about candy... I had to include that because just that morning, my dad was talking about the same thing!

Reviewer: Simply Being
Date: 11/25/06 21:53
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

Oh! Adorable! Completely and utterly adorable! lol, I'm reading your strange reviews in the Odd Reviews thread on the forum, so now I'm definately going to make sure I put something concrit in here :-)

First of all, I loved the rhyme and the rhythm! It sounds like a wonderful, silly song!

My only two critiques:



Author's Response: Hee, thanks. I guess you'll continue with your critiques in the next review, right?

Reviewer: yellowlime
Date: 11/25/06 16:54
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

Cool ^-^

Author's Response: Thank you for that assessment, Mr. Weasley!

Reviewer: Winged Artemis
Date: 11/24/06 16:44
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

::giggles::

I meant to sign that -

The Order of Ravenclaw House Elves

Author's Response: Thanks, elves...

Reviewer: Winged Artemis
Date: 11/24/06 16:31
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

So Wizengamot people

I love that. He's just like, "i'm trying to make a good impression, dude!" totally casual.

You can rhyme really well. Usually my 'rhymes' make the rhythm of the story go bezerk. And how he's saying everyone is envious because of his physical features.

Anyway, good job!

Author's Response: Why, thank you! I love Lucius... he's just so, "I'm pretty, so I have no problems. Right?"

Reviewer: HPwizzzard
Date: 11/22/06 15:36
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

Well, it goes against my strict rule (ONLY THREE FAVORITES PER SECTION!) but this is going in my favorite stories, and your'e going in my favorite author. I hope that basically encompasses my thoughts about the poem.
PS Remember me from Dark Lord's Blog?

Author's Response: DOOOOUBLE POST!

Reviewer: HPwizzzard
Date: 11/22/06 15:36
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

Well, it goes against my strict rule (ONLY THREE FAVORITES PER SECTION!) but this is going in my favorite stories, and your'e going in my favorite author. I hope that basically encompasses my thoughts about the poem.
PS Remember me from Dark Lord's Blog?

Author's Response: Cool! Thanks so much, and I'm honoured to have forced you to go against your principles. Of course I remember you from the blog! You were the one with "Volde-Mart!"

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