Reviewer: Binka Fudge
Date: 07/21/08 20:01
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

That was brilliant, Lucius' character really showed.

Author's Response: Thanks! I think you've read pretty much everything I've written now except for my musicals! I guess I'd better go write more stuff now!

Reviewer: ink_daughter
Date: 06/13/08 17:49
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

This was great!

Author's Response: Hey, thanks!

Reviewer: x0BOO0x
Date: 06/10/08 15:39
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

This is the first story/poem of yours I ever read. Good job- you got me hooked. And, now that I have an account (finally) I can tell you that you're rockin' out still. *guitar riff* This was a great, hilarious, so tres Lucius Malfoy poem.

Author's Response: Thank you! This was really the first thing of mine you read? Unuuusual. Welcome to fanfiction, Boo! I really appreciate all of the lovely reviews you've been leaving me!

Reviewer: ringobeatlesfan4
Date: 05/09/08 15:43
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es


Author's Response: Becca, your incredibly enthusiastic reviews always make me smile. Thank you!

Reviewer: RavenclawDiamond
Date: 02/27/08 14:31
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

"And these nice men WHO I DID NOT BRIBE
Should all agree with me." - Hillarous!

Author's Response: I love getting so many reviews in these past few days! Thank you so much!

Reviewer: snapeadoodle
Date: 02/18/08 17:43
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

*sob* poetry, the greatest art form on earth.

Author's Response: Hehehe, thanks, though I wouldn't call mine 'art!'

Reviewer: Sainyn Swiftfoot
Date: 02/17/08 23:57
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

I'm writing this review rhyming too,
It was really short, but awesome, true.
I really liked the line about "Who I did not Bribe"
You are really an Idol for the humour-writing tribe!
I also liked Lucius called himself humble while bragging away to death,
This poem's a classic, very much like Will's Macbeth.

Author's Response: *Giggle* This is a truly awesome review. Have you ever thought of writing funny poems yourself? While I realize you only compared this to MacBeth to make it rhyme, I was still really, really touched. (I played First Witch in that play!)

A lot of the idea of this poem came from the song "Master of the House" from Les Miserables, where he's all like, "Seldom do you see honest men like me..." and says he's the best inkeeper in town, then goes on to talk about how he cheats everyone out of their money and steals stuff and likes to, "Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice, two percent for lookin' in the mirror twice!"

Reviewer: PorcelainRose
Date: 11/12/07 16:26
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

"And these nice men WHO I DID NOT BRIBE" PAHA
sadly beautiful cared for hair could not sway those nasty smelly Wizengamot (who obviously have dry and flat hair with huge amounts of split ends).

Author's Response: Thanks for all of your reviews! (Silly, silly bad-haired Wizengamot. It could only get worse if SNAPE was part of it.)

Reviewer: flyingphoenix
Date: 10/22/07 17:36
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

Lucius - such a kind-hearted, innocent man. Wow, this reallly changed my opinion of him.... snigger.... ok, I can't type that with a straight face...

Author's Response: Hahahahahaha... *wipes tears from eyes* Thanks for the giggles.

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_
Date: 09/25/07 16:55
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

Brilliant. And, in an odd, OOC way, it's in-character...(is that even possible? I guess it is, because it's shipping a guy with a girl when you're a fangirl of said guy. I've done that no less than five times...)

What kind of a poem was that? Or was it just a made up rhyme scheme? Well, I liked it a lot! Malfoy needs to get a life XD. 10!~


Author's Response: Why, thank you! This is a ballad, I believe. I usually write poems to fit the rhyme scheme of either "The Yellow Rose of Texas" (this one, modified) or "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean."

Reviewer: LittleMissLovegood
Date: 09/05/07 15:45
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

ahh, the mental image of him on his knees, arms flying as he gves this touching speech...

... pity he's so evil.

Author's Response: Oh, I don't know about evil... more like... ridiculously amibitious and self-centered and bigoted. But say what you will, I still love Luci! (hahaha. Luci.)

Reviewer: tha_looney_one
Date: 08/11/07 9:19
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

tee hee......funnnnnnnnyyyyyyy

Author's Response: Thank youuuuuuuuuu!

Reviewer: KaileeA42
Date: 08/11/07 2:01
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

I love your stories they are so funny! Also, the author's note was great. I'm rolling on the floor laughing and getting suspicious looks from family members. Yesterday this happened because Fred Weasley(or was it George) had a hilarious look on his face in a picture. Anyway, I like the part about him not bribing them.

Author's Response: Awww, thanks! I randomly crack up all the time, too. Last night, I was watching Drake and Josh (I love that show, say what you will) at my aunt's house, and Drake and Josh were wrestling over a prawn, and Drake was screaming 'gimme that!' and Josh was screaming "I"VE BEEN KNOWN TO ENJOY CRUSTACEANS!" and I fell off the sofa laughing.

Reviewer: Nevilles Girl
Date: 08/02/07 18:02
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

Are you jealous of my lustrous hair
That flows and swirls with grace?

Wow. Just wow. Schmergo, you've done it again!

Author's Response: Luna! *Waves like a maniac* Thanks!

Reviewer: zamora
Date: 07/08/07 18:52
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

lol no words can fit this ballad

Author's Response: Hahaha, you'd be even more speechless if you heard my brother and me performing it. We set it to music and my brother plays the piano and sings harmony, while I do the melody. Yes, we are odd.

Reviewer: Cats Can Dissapear
Date: 06/16/07 4:01
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

lol wonderful! its a proper ballad too!timings perfect too..

Author's Response: Thanks! When I write poems, I really just write SONGS, so I can see if the rhythm works.

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron
Date: 05/30/07 20:08
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

HaHaHa! This is great!

Author's Response: Awww, thanks!

Reviewer: Elissy
Date: 05/05/07 8:43
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

Cute. Good job, I really liked this!

Author's Response: Awww, thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Reviewer: AKA294
Date: 04/19/07 18:31
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

rofl wow that's really silly... lol i love it! My favorite part:

I'm a fine upstanding pillar
Of this posh community
And these nice men WHO I DID NOT BRIBE
Should all agree with me

lol i love that... this sounds like it was fun to write... and it's hilarious!


Author's Response: Hehe, thanks! I wrote this in five minutes, and it didn't require much thought, but it was fun!

Reviewer: ginny202
Date: 02/21/07 17:50
Chapter: Lucius's Excuses-es

HA! I love's perfect! I recently learned that you can't delete reviews. (with an immense feeling of guilt =( )
I love how it rhymes! You rhymed it perfectly! It's the second poem to go into my favorites!

Author's Response: I noticed that too, about the fact that you can't delete reviews. Ah, well, I'm glad you liked the poem!

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