Reviewer: original_flower_girl
Date: 08/23/07 8:45
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

is it the end of the dark lord's blog, or will argus filch take over hogwarts, tune in next week... (dramatic music)

hehe, i love this story.

Author's Response: Whoops! Double post!

Reviewer: original_flower_girl
Date: 08/23/07 8:45
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

is it the end of the dark lord's blog, or will argus filch take over hogwarts, tune in next week... (dramatic music)

hehe, i love this story.

Author's Response: Oh, thank you! Yeah, I wish stories would come with dramatic music.... it would make life so much more interesting.

Reviewer: flyingphoenix
Date: 08/21/07 0:04
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

There were 999 rviews - I wanted to be 1000... Don't wiorry, I've already read this...I'm not just some random non-reader who wants to be # 1000. Or am I? Anyway, this story is amazing, and because I've been too lazy to do it before I'm going to favoritize it right now!

Author's Response: Ohh, thank you! I'm so glad you liked this... and I can't believe this story has 1000 reviews! 0_o That's absolutely astonishing. I think I'll go throw an internet party. *Hands you cake and balloons*

Reviewer: luna_longbottom88
Date: 08/20/07 23:45
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

lol. Harry should have made draco swear he would take off his eye liner first! now, if you excuse me, i have to go add this to my favorites.

Author's Response: Thanks so much! Yeah, I think Harry must have forgotten that little detail... ulp.

Reviewer: luna_longbottom88
Date: 08/20/07 23:38
Chapter: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)

oh no!!!!! i'm sad that there's only one chapter left. But this story has been so much fun, thanks for writing it.

Author's Response: Thanks for reading it! I always love reviews. And I hope you like the last chapter, because I personally think it's a pretty good ending. (It's my favourite chapter.)

Reviewer: luna_longbottom88
Date: 08/20/07 23:30
Chapter: Chapter 4: Fan Mail

lol! loved hearing all of voldy's answers!

Author's Response: Thanks! That was the most fun part of writing the whole story for me!

Reviewer: luna_longbottom88
Date: 08/20/07 23:17
Chapter: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

Draco is misunderstood!!!! and i am also terrified that Nagini can use a computer. But anyway.. loved this chapter! 100/10!!!!!

Author's Response: Hehe, you know, the idea of Nagini using a computer really is scary, especially when you think of what she did with Bathilda. Thanks!

Reviewer: luna_longbottom88
Date: 08/20/07 23:06
Chapter: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles

i was wondering when potter puppet pals would make it in there... i luv them!!!!!!! :)

Author's Response: Yeah, I'm a massive fan... of both PPP an Neil Cicierega in general. I like your username, by the way-- I ship Luna/Neville because I'm delusional and proud!

Reviewer: luna_longbottom88
Date: 08/20/07 22:55
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

*is on ground* okay, back on chair. That was HILARIOUS!!!!! My family thinks i have gone insane, but therre you are. How do you know about the exploding poptarts? oh, by the way, i was always parcial to the pink power ranger, i wanted to be the pink power ranger, actually. =P

Author's Response: Hahaha, I hope you're okay! My family, not surprisingly, thinkls I'm insane, too. I know about the exploding pop-tarts from Dave Barry... and then firsthand experience when i had to try it. I always liked the blue power ranger best, though I myself too wanted to be the pink one. ^_^

Reviewer: coming_home_soon22
Date: 08/18/07 20:09
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Well! I've just read the whole thing, and let me tell you, I'm still giggling. This was one of the best and funniest things I've read on MNFF; you did an excellent job! Your characterization of ol' Volders was just completely hilarious (I don't think I'm ever going to be able to re-read the books without thinking of him as a Poptart-loving blogger), and I lovedlovedloved the snarky little comments at the end of each entry. I think I'm going to go read the rest of your work until I've developed a massive headache from staring at the screen too long. *nods authoritatively*


Author's Response: Thanks so much, Kim! You know, writing this really did change the way I say Volders in DH... just couldn't take him seriously anymore!

Reviewer: James Jameson
Date: 08/14/07 10:52
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

this gets me every time schmergo me love!

Author's Response: Why, thank you, Christine dearest!

Reviewer: Jameswys
Date: 08/13/07 17:20
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

This was really good but the first chapter was still the best!.

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm a bit surprised to hear you say that, because I kind of liked the 4th and 6th chapters the best... maybe it's because subsequent chapters kind of lost the shock of the original, like you now expected Voldemort to do outrageously out of character things?

Reviewer: Jameswys
Date: 08/13/07 15:25
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

wow, just wow! I found this story in your signature on the forum. I laughed for ten minuets while reading this. I laughed so much that I had trouble reading it. Awesome!!!

Author's Response: Oh, thank you so much! I always love having new readers!

Reviewer: Ankh of the night
Date: 08/13/07 7:42
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

Hahaha I LOVE Monty Python! :D

Author's Response: Monty Python is my favourite thing about England! (Yes, it even beats out Harry Potter... sorry...) My friend dressed up as Cardinal Ximinez for Halloween, and I was Holy Grail's version of King Arthur, with coconuts but without a beard (because I'm a girl).

Reviewer: lilypotter93
Date: 08/12/07 17:17
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

This was soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad it's worth so many punctuation marks! ^_^ Exclamation points always make me happy for some reason.

Reviewer: Flobberworm93
Date: 08/12/07 16:08
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

I realize this is way old, but I just found a link from your post on a forum and THIS IS AWESOME!!!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I always love getting new readers, so matter how old the story. ^_^

Reviewer: tha_looney_one
Date: 08/11/07 9:35
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

heeeheeheee. funny. i like your user names for all of the death eaters; especially bella; lol =)

Author's Response: Thanks! The usernames were my favourite part to come up with! And speaking of usernames, I love yours!

Reviewer: KaileeA42
Date: 08/11/07 2:52
Chapter: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

This just gets funnier and funnier.This is like pure comic genius. Also love the MP stuff. We are now the knights who say icky icky icky kabang zoom-poing!!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! Though I always thought that what the knights were saying was 'ecky ecky ecky kabang ZOOM-growly-nurng." That's what I've always said... knowing my track record, I'm probably wrong though.

Reviewer: KaileeA42
Date: 08/11/07 2:20
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

This has to be the funniest and crazist story I have ever read. The names and well EVERYTHINg was soo funny. Also loved the references to Monty Phython and POTC. Yah for British Humour! P.S I always wonder when people like Phython if they R British or American. R U British or american? I am american. I loved the Snake Foe Foul Boy thing and the daddylusciouslocks.

Author's Response: I'm American, and Monty Python is my favourite thing in the world! (Harry Potter is an extremely close second.) As you can see, I'm a little too in love with British stuff, as I'm also obsessed with The Beatles, Discworld, and Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. I'm glad you liked this!

Reviewer: Sing Hallelujah
Date: 08/10/07 12:57
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

are u obsessed with power rangers or something? or is that just draco?



Author's Response: Hahaha, I never actually watched Power Rangers, but I did read the Junior Novellizations when I was in second grade. My favourite was the Blue Ranger, so I thought I should make Voldemort DISlike him.

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