Reviewer: SibbySue
Date: 11/02/07 8:07
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

congratulations on your SQ runner-up-ness!! I was hoping you'd win something because you are too funny! I love this fic! I read the whole thing outloud to my friends on a road trip! now we randomly text "voldy_is_teh_hotness" to each other. many flaming toasters to you!

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm really, really glad you liked it and that your friends did, too. ^_^ It makes me feel warm and fuzzy, and also like a very, very bad influence.

Reviewer: smilesand
Date: 11/02/07 6:12
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

Congrats on being runner up for Quick-silver quill awards!You truly deserved it!

Author's Response: Thank you! I'm still really surprised the judges picked me, because there are so many good stories on this site!

Reviewer: nesit721
Date: 11/02/07 3:02
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay


Author's Response: It IS pretty weird, isn't it?

Reviewer: nesit721
Date: 11/02/07 2:41
Chapter: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

Is blondeD Dudley Dursley????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Author's Response: Oooh, you shall see!

Reviewer: Lils_Loves_Jamsie24
Date: 11/02/07 2:39
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

That was pure delight!

Author's Response: Thank you! Your username is adorable, by the way! Jamsie...

Reviewer: harryjukudreamer
Date: 11/01/07 11:58
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Wow i'm speechless that was so awesome!!! Oh and by the way victoria (harry_victoria) is my best friend !!! pm me sometime!!! on the beta boards bye !!!
~Julia Huggles huggles

Author's Response: Thanks! I'll PM you! I think it's really cool that you know Victoria from real life. I know Nevilles_Girl in real life.

Reviewer: froggie
Date: 10/31/07 21:16
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

i just read this story over again for fun, and it is still as funny as last time! i don't know if you are still reading reviews, but this is like my comfort story.
congrats again!

Author's Response: Thank you! I love getting new reviews for old stories!

Reviewer: Sabby
Date: 10/31/07 12:40
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

I absolutely adore this story! I can admit I was in hysterics the entire way through, although my favourite bit was Voldemort falling off a cliff in the middle of a shopping centre.

Author's Response: Thank you! ^_^ That part was based on a dream I once had.

Reviewer: pokethedevil
Date: 10/30/07 12:45
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

This is the funniest thingy ever!
I hope you write more!!!

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: eva365
Date: 10/26/07 15:01
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

haha thats funny keep up the good work :)

Author's Response: AWww, thank you!

Reviewer: Pygmy_Puff_Patronus
Date: 10/23/07 17:27
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Hello, Schmergo. My name is MIriam. I just recently joined mugglenet fanfiction, and I only just now discovered The Dark Lord's Blog. A friend mentioned it to me, and after I confessed that I had not read it, ("You haven't read the Dark Lord's Blog! Where have you been?") she gave me the link.

I have to say I have enjoyed it immensely. It really is brilliant. I also was looking over your other fan fiction, and it looks really good, too.

I doubt I could write very good fan fiction, but I may try. Anyways, keep up the good work!

Author's Response: Hey, Miriam! Thanks so much for your lovely review! It's so cool that you found out about fanfiction from your friend-- I'll definitely look out for forthcoming stories from you. By the way, a pygmy puff would be an awesome patronus.

Reviewer: lado88
Date: 10/20/07 12:25
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

Crazy Funny and I tried the poptart thing and I got grounded for a month. But I sneake on my computer when ever I can.

Author's Response: Sorry you got grounded! Tell your parents it's my fault! And I'm glad you think it's crazy and funny. That's my life goal.

Reviewer: harrypotterfangirl21
Date: 10/20/07 0:42
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

A few things for you to consider:

1. I printed this out and gave it to some of my RL friends who are too lazy to find it on here themselves.

2. They got sent to the office in History for "disturbing the class with their laughter."

3. I also got sent to the office.

4. We very narrowly escaped detention by having the principal read your fic.

5. They laughed. Hard.

6. For a video we have to do for Englishfest (this reading thinggggg), we're doing a spoof of a truly terrible book called "Shabanu" and making a "Shaba-Spoof." For "Shaba-Blew," we are going to explode a toaster.

7. Will we die if we explode said toaster? We're going to do it outside... and, hey, maybe I can get the video onto YouTube!

8. You're hilarious, Schmergo. Truly hilarious. There isn't a word enough to describe your hilarious-ness.

9. This was a LOOOOOOONG list.

- Katie

Author's Response: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, are you serious! If so, that is awesome beyond belief! Did the principal really read it?

As for the toaster thing, I understand that can be pretty unpredictable. If you search "Toaster strawberry poptart" on YouTube, you can see some of the madness yourself. I'm lucky enough to say I've never read Shabanu!

Reviewer: ix3thehpseries
Date: 10/18/07 23:10
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

This story was simply amazing! I was laughing hysterically through the whole thing! I'm gonna go read some of your outer stories now. Keep writing!

Author's Response: Awwww, thank you so much! I hope ya feel okay after so much hysterical laughing.

Reviewer: Quinn Ganatrick
Date: 10/18/07 21:00
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

omg, you seriously made my day
siriusly.. yes i realize that that was the most corney joke that i could come up with in 2 lines, but i tried my best, and i hope you appreciate them :D

Author's Response: Thank you! Don't worry, I like 'siriusly' puns!

Reviewer: James Jameson
Date: 10/18/07 20:50
Chapter: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)

pig sucking cheese out of a fire hose..... nice one!

Author's Response: ^_^ You know where I actually got that? The TV show Arthur! I was flipping channels, and this rabbit character was shouting something, but there was a firetruck going past so no one could hear her, and once the firetruck went away, she finished up "... like a pig sucking cheese out of a fire hose!"

Reviewer: James Jameson
Date: 10/18/07 20:19
Chapter: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles

on the phone with my friend again.... laughing our heads off at your humor

Author's Response: Ehehehehehe! Thanks for spreading the insanity!

Reviewer: tha_looney_one
Date: 10/12/07 15:40
Chapter: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)

poor little censor. I know it died a couple chappies ago, but this one is not screaming "write about mee" at me, so i thought i'd give it some pity

Author's Response: *Tears* She just wanted to make cyberspace a better place uncluttered by Bellatrix's shockingly graphic statements.

Reviewer: tha_looney_one
Date: 10/12/07 15:34
Chapter: Chapter 4: Fan Mail

meanie minnie!! *giggles a lot*

Author's Response: Fwahahaaha.

Reviewer: tha_looney_one
Date: 10/12/07 15:24
Chapter: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

*takes a couple long deep breaths to calm, an end up choking on a bit of pretzel* Anyway, that was, again, brilliant!!!! Lovin the Wierd Al.

Author's Response: Agahaahahaha, another Weird Al fan! Huzzah! Hope you survive your pretzel-y encounter.

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