Reviewer: Mrs_Moony_Lupin
Date: 11/20/07 19:48
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

Oh yay! I loved it! How did you get the idea for the toaster thing? I have got to find an extra toaster... So nice to see that I'm not the only one who realizes that Lucius pimp cane isn't a walking stick!
May the plot bunnies be with you,
Mrs_Moony_Lupin (aka Snakysiren aka Seekerchick06)

Author's Response: We should form the Lucius Is Pimpin Society (LIPS)! I got the idea for the toaster thing from the brilliant humour writer Dave Barry... I tried it meself... got in trouble... (DON'T try this at home.)
I'm glad you liked it!

Reviewer: irrevocably blair
Date: 11/19/07 21:34
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

J'ADORE. What can I say? It was a flawless masterpiece. Irony is my middle name, but I vant your sense of humor, dahling.

Author's Response: WOW, thanks so much! Irony is NOT my middle name, mine is Childish Silly Humour Totally Lacking In Subtlety, so I consider this a huge compliment. And I'm seeking a name change in the near future, because mine's quite ponderous.

Reviewer: otter pratonus
Date: 11/19/07 7:10
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

really good! do another story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Author's Response: THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually have nineteen up...

Reviewer: liveonluna
Date: 11/18/07 21:23
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Haha! So funny. I loved it. Voldie is hilarious. I'll actually miss him in jail! =D

Author's Response: Thank you! *Takes a deep bow and falls over* I actually felt bad about getting Volders defeated in the end!

Reviewer: Cedrics Lover
Date: 11/17/07 11:11
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Awww, i want it to keep going! It was so great!!! Great job!

Author's Response: Thank you! There is a bit of a sequel, but just the first two chapters...

Reviewer: Cedrics Lover
Date: 11/17/07 11:01
Chapter: Chapter 4: Fan Mail

Hysterical! That's all I can say!

Author's Response: Thanks! That's all I can say!

Reviewer: Cedrics Lover
Date: 11/17/07 10:51
Chapter: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

I loved his description of McGonnagal! That was hysterical! And I saw Weird Al sing "You're Pitiful" in concert!! Anyway...that was sooo awesome!

Author's Response: The description of Minnie was borrowed from an email I got with some really bad writing. YOU GOT TO SEE WEIRD AL LIVE?!?! *Falls over dead.* Darnit, now that I'm dead from extreme jealousy, I can't write anymore..

Reviewer: Cedrics Lover
Date: 11/17/07 10:44
Chapter: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles

Haha, that's so great about Josh Groban! I LOVE him! Keep up the great work!

Author's Response: Thank you! I love him, too.

Reviewer: Cedrics Lover
Date: 11/17/07 10:39
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

OMG, this is sooooooo hysterical!!! I absolutely love it!!!

Author's Response: Wow, thanks! I love getting new readers.

Reviewer: hazzel
Date: 11/16/07 16:42
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Hahahaha. You are quite possibly insane, but in a good way. Very imaginative writing. :)

Author's Response: Only 'quite possibly?' I'm insulted! ^_^ I'm kidding. Thanks!

Reviewer: bertiebott12
Date: 11/16/07 16:16
Chapter: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles

Loved the "your mum" reference! I can't stop laughing now.

Author's Response: Hehehe, thanks. I'd love to see how Harry would react to one of those...

Reviewer: bertiebott12
Date: 11/16/07 16:11
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

Good job, Schmergo! I must have reviewed it before, but why not review again! *is very proud of self that she recognized all of the PotC and Monty Python references*

-Claire Bear

Author's Response: Awww, thank you! *Knights you for getting all the references*

Reviewer: otter pratonus
Date: 11/16/07 6:58
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

absolutely hilarius! Amazing! Same from cat and otter-who says she will post a review later! Write loads more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Reviewer: Hermione_Ginny_Ron_Harry
Date: 11/15/07 21:01
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

lol thats hilarious! i really love nagini! i thought that was an awsome idea making her able to talk!! you should so write something proabably allrerady have other stories...nvm...good stoy though

Author's Response: Thank you! I have like eighteen other stories, but who's counting? I always loved Nagini... I was sad when she died in DH!

Reviewer: siriusly_confused
Date: 11/15/07 10:04
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

This was a great story!
Haha, I loved his blog, if only it was real..

I especially loved how you made Sirius still alive.
"In fact, Bellatrix and Sirius were best friends, and Sirius isnít dead. He was just on vacation in Bermuda (which is where the veil really leads to), and heís back now with a truly splendid tan."
That was one of my favorite parts of this chapter.

Also, now I have "Wrong Bananas" stuck in my head. That was quite an entertaining video!

Author's Response: Thank you! Though how do you know it's not real, MMMMMM? I love Rathergood dot com, though it has some shockingly innapropriate content that I discovered at the tender age of ten.

Reviewer: harryfan4ever
Date: 11/15/07 1:39
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

If you get the time tell "Voldikins" that I will be sending him e-hugs and e-cuddles to his e-crucios. (Just to torture him MUHAHAHA!!!!!!!) Also, (if you get the time,) tell him that I have blocked all e-crucios that he may ever send me or any e-crucios that I will ever recieve in the future. And for every attempted e-crucio, he will recieve 20 e-hugs by a crazy blue mouse on a sugar high.

Excellent story by the way. . . I was nearly in tears due to laughing by the end of the thing. There was only one thing that made me sad. . . the ending. . . because the story was over and the funnyness had to stop.

Awsome how it was Harry who was BlondeD (if that was what it was called i forget) anyway Keep The Funnyness Coming!!! =P haha

Author's Response: HEHEHEHEHEHE, Voldemort will just explode with displeasure! Though the crazy blue mouse thing made me giggle like mad. *Hands you a hankie* The BlondeD part was in the plans from the very beginning.

Reviewer: Prongsies_Girl_93
Date: 11/14/07 21:24
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

LOLZINABOX!!!! I was laughing so hard through this whole thing, great job!!! I wish Sirius really WERE just on a vacation in Bermuda... *tear* I love him!!!

Author's Response: DEATHLY LOLLOWS! I still believe that Sirius is in Bermuda, dangnabit!

Reviewer: Welshgreengrl
Date: 11/14/07 17:48
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

omg we love this story!!! so funny!!!!
(by the way leanne loves josh groban!!)
keep writing schmerg!!!!!!!!
-lena and leanne :)

Author's Response: Oh, thanks, Two People Under One Username! I like Josh Groban, too. ^_^

Reviewer: 17ginny17
Date: 11/14/07 14:51
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

This is soooo funny! Wonderful, wonderful job!!

Author's Response: Thank you! I loved writing it!

Reviewer: formerly_monica
Date: 11/13/07 20:25
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

this is hysterical
my day was turning out to be real crap
then I read this :)
thank you, thank you, I'm in a fabulous mood now.

you are amazing

Author's Response: Thanks! ^_^ And your delightful review puit me in a fabulous mood, too. But why are you not Monica anymore, hmmm?

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