Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/25/08 19:04
Chapter: Chapter 4: Fan Mail

He murdered Santa?!?!?!?!?!?!?! How dare he!!!! Now I won't get any presents next Christmas!!! Not that I would, anyway, seeing as I'm Jewish. Plus, I'm evil, as all girls are. He was right about that. However, the reason that there are so few female death eaters is that we're so evil that we're nice. In fact, the whole reason we tend to go after guys we can't get is purely because we enjoy torturing them by giving them so much attention, they spontaneously collapse on the floor, hemmorhaging for no apparent reason. Also, I LOVED Voldemort's replies to the questions. But I think totally obsessed meant to say, "white, milk, or dark chocolate" which means (s)he was asking about his favorite type of chocolate, not milk. Which means (s)he's a chocolate racist. Which is really just as bad. Chocolate has personally asked me to tell you that it is extremely offended that anyone would judge it by its color.

Author's Response: I actually wrote part of a story about Voldy's adventures taking over as Santa Claus, but it became a bit of a ripoff of things like "Nightmare Before Christmas," "The Grinch," "The Santa Claus," "Hogfather," "Neil Saves Christmas," etc.

0_0 You are brilliant! After 1000+ reviews, no one yet has informed me that I misunderstood that girl's question! This really makes a lot of sense, thank you!

Don't tell, but I'm a chocolate racist, too. I don't like chocolate, so I only eat white chocolate!

Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/25/08 18:26
Chapter: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

L. O. L!!!!!!!!!! I can't even imagine Voldy asking Minerva McGonagall out. Your mother was a hamster... I cracked up at that. Along with about 99.99% of everything else you wrote in here. Especially the part about Nagini buying a pink cadillac and a Barry Manilow CD on ebay. BTW, love that she used a babel fish to translate. But how did she use it? She doesn't have any ears to stick it in.

Author's Response: Thank you very, very, very much! Nagini is such a fun character. BabelFish, as well as being the fish from Hitchhiker's Guide (good on you mate, congrats for getting that one) is a website where you can translate from one language to another! It's very handy, though if you translate whole paragraphs, they come out as gobbledegoook.

Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/25/08 18:02
Chapter: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles

OMG, I'm still laughing. This is so awesomely hilarious! I'd add it to my faves right this second if I hadn't already after I read the first chapter!!!!! I love how you put comments at the bottom of each entry. I laugh especially hard at how girly and hyper Bellatrix sounds. You rock, Schmergo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I had vast amounts of fun with the comments!

Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/25/08 16:10
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

*adds to faves*

Author's Response: HUZZAHNESS! I'm glad you like it!

Reviewer: Athenas Quill
Date: 02/22/08 19:41
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

That is such a funny story! Great Job, I loved it. I wish it would go longer, but that is okay.

Author's Response: Thank you! It's been nice reading your reviews!

Reviewer: Athenas Quill
Date: 02/22/08 19:36
Chapter: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)

This is so funny,
I can't wait to see voldy go on his date. Great Job!

Author's Response: Awww, thank you! I'm really glad you like this, and I love getting new readers.

Reviewer: Athenas Quill
Date: 02/22/08 19:30
Chapter: Chapter 4: Fan Mail

What is up with his obsession with toasters? Dose the toaster and poptart thing really work? Good job, it was really funny!

Author's Response: Sadly, the toaster thing does work. I've done it... I read about it in a Dave Barry article, and I didn't believe it. How foolish I was.

Reviewer: Athenas Quill
Date: 02/21/08 21:43
Chapter: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

I like how you use unfeasible, it's sorta like " inconceivable" from The Princess Bride

Author's Response: Hahaha, you know, you're right! I'm not sure if I did that on purpose or not, but I do love "The Princess Bride." Heck, unfeasible is just one of my favourite words.

Reviewer: Athenas Quill
Date: 02/21/08 21:16
Chapter: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles

That is so funny!

Author's Response: Thank ya! I really appreciate getting new readers.

Reviewer: Athenas Quill
Date: 02/21/08 21:11
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

This is very funny, and creative. I love the idea. Great Job!!!!!

Author's Response: Awww, thank you so much!

Reviewer: A H
Date: 02/18/08 20:33
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home



I was intrigued by your post in "First Lines" (and by the way, it was a pun =D) and I decided to take a look at this. I er... Well, funny is kind of an understatement. How the bloody hell was this accepted into the archive? Lol, I didn't think spoofs were allowed.

Well, tis not too long a reveiw but I want to move on to teh next chapter. Oh, and E-Crucios... lmao. Give prettynpureblood a hello for me, won't you :p


Author's Response: Ooh, wow! Did you really like this? It was accepted before the mods made that rule... in fact, I think they made that rule because of this, sadly.

Reviewer: snapeadoodle
Date: 02/18/08 17:45
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Definetely personal favorite!! I often find myself quoting it as well as using the usernames on other random websites.
*Flying Pastry of DOOOOM!*

Author's Response: AWWWWWWWWWWWW! That is soooooooo nice of you! And you are so nice to leave all of these lovely reviews on all of my stories.

Reviewer: pepperimp5
Date: 02/12/08 11:42
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

YOU are the funniest fan fic writer ever! I laughed till I cried. And sometimes the comments were as funny as the story! U ROCK!!

Author's Response: ZOHMYGOSH!!! Thank you very, very much! Luckily, I wrote the compliments as well as the story.

Reviewer: Moonlight Goddess
Date: 02/10/08 12:12
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

yo yo yo my name is jo I want to be your bro, and I also love to play polo@!1222222@@@@@@@dffdfdfdfdfdapoiudffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffot98rauftoq4t98nq iuftrv

Author's Response: Yo, Jo! Thanks! I already have a bro, but even so...

Reviewer: Akari
Date: 02/06/08 21:54
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Absolutly HILARIOUS!

Author's Response: Thanks! That's what I aim for!

Reviewer: hermionefan25
Date: 02/04/08 10:19
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

that was really good and I love how harry was blondeD that was really good and bellatrix was good hehe snape a loser haha hope xx

Author's Response: Oooooh, thanks, Hope! And.. I took great pleasure in making Snape a loser. ^_^

Reviewer: baileyy93
Date: 01/26/08 13:17
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

*Wipes forehead.* Phew! I finished! This story took me a while, but it was worth it... it was hilarious. I could type you a list of everything I loved about this story, but you will probably fall asleep by number 100. So, I'll just type a few: wormtail77, Dumbledore the Shrink, Potter the Arrogant yet Equally Charming Boy, and R.A.B. This was the funniest story on this site. I love it!

Author's Response: Wow! Thank you very, very much! Though I don't remember ever making Dumbledore a shrink. *Shrug* It's great to still have people reading this after such a long time.

Reviewer: zestylicious
Date: 01/25/08 21:08
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

so i've read this seriously like so many times...
and it never fails to amuse me :D
this fanfic is definitely something that will always make me laugh.
you are my hero :]

Author's Response: Awww, thanks so much! That's fantastic that people are still reading this so long after I wrote it. I adore getting reviews.

Reviewer: Divster
Date: 01/18/08 3:20
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

OMG this was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it had a plot behind it at the same time!!! u r A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!
im okay now

Author's Response: WOW, thank you! Yeah, I knew from the beginning that there was going to be a plot... but I don't think anyone else did!

Reviewer: Icee787
Date: 01/11/08 20:00
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

WRITE MORE!!!!!!!!!!Sorry, the keyboard was on Caps Lock......hehehe.......

Author's Response: Hehehehe indeed. I do love Caps Lock. Well... there is a bit of a sequel, but just two chapters. Glad you liked it!

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