Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/25/08 16:10
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*adds to faves*
Author's Response: HUZZAHNESS! I'm glad you like it!
Reviewer: Athenas Quill
Date: 02/22/08 19:41
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
That is such a funny story! Great Job, I loved it. I wish it would go longer, but that is okay.
Author's Response: Thank you! It's been nice reading your reviews!
Reviewer: Athenas Quill
Date: 02/22/08 19:36
Chapter: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)
This is so funny,
I can't wait to see voldy go on his date. Great Job!
Author's Response: Awww, thank you! I'm really glad you like this, and I love getting new readers.
Reviewer: Athenas Quill
Date: 02/22/08 19:30
Chapter: Chapter 4: Fan Mail
What is up with his obsession with toasters? Dose the toaster and poptart thing really work? Good job, it was really funny!
Author's Response: Sadly, the toaster thing does work. I've done it... I read about it in a Dave Barry article, and I didn't believe it. How foolish I was.
Reviewer: Athenas Quill
Date: 02/21/08 21:43
Chapter: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance
I like how you use unfeasible, it's sorta like " inconceivable" from The Princess Bride
Author's Response: Hahaha, you know, you're right! I'm not sure if I did that on purpose or not, but I do love "The Princess Bride." Heck, unfeasible is just one of my favourite words.
Reviewer: Athenas Quill
Date: 02/21/08 21:16
Chapter: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles
That is so funny!
Author's Response: Thank ya! I really appreciate getting new readers.
Reviewer: Athenas Quill
Date: 02/21/08 21:11
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
This is very funny, and creative. I love the idea. Great Job!!!!!
Author's Response: Awww, thank you so much!
Reviewer: A H
Date: 02/18/08 20:33
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
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I was intrigued by your post in "First Lines" (and by the way, it was a pun =D) and I decided to take a look at this. I er... Well, funny is kind of an understatement. How the bloody hell was this accepted into the archive? Lol, I didn't think spoofs were allowed.
Well, tis not too long a reveiw but I want to move on to teh next chapter. Oh, and E-Crucios... lmao. Give prettynpureblood a hello for me, won't you :p
-Arainna
Author's Response: Ooh, wow! Did you really like this? It was accepted before the mods made that rule... in fact, I think they made that rule because of this, sadly.
Reviewer: snapeadoodle
Date: 02/18/08 17:45
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
Definetely personal favorite!! I often find myself quoting it as well as using the usernames on other random websites.
*Flying Pastry of DOOOOM!*
Author's Response: AWWWWWWWWWWWW! That is soooooooo nice of you! And you are so nice to leave all of these lovely reviews on all of my stories.
Reviewer: pepperimp5
Date: 02/12/08 11:42
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
YOU are the funniest fan fic writer ever! I laughed till I cried. And sometimes the comments were as funny as the story! U ROCK!!
Author's Response: ZOHMYGOSH!!! Thank you very, very much! Luckily, I wrote the compliments as well as the story.
Reviewer: Moonlight Goddess
Date: 02/10/08 12:12
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
yo yo yo my name is jo I want to be your bro, and I also love to play polo@!1222222@@@@@@@dffdfdfdfdfdapoiudffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffot98rauftoq4t98nq iuftrv
Author's Response: Yo, Jo! Thanks! I already have a bro, but even so...
Reviewer: Akari
Date: 02/06/08 21:54
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
Absolutly HILARIOUS!
Author's Response: Thanks! That's what I aim for!
Reviewer: hermionefan25
Date: 02/04/08 10:19
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
that was really good and I love how harry was blondeD that was really good and bellatrix was good hehe snape a loser haha hope xx
Author's Response: Oooooh, thanks, Hope! And.. I took great pleasure in making Snape a loser. ^_^
Reviewer: baileyy93
Date: 01/26/08 13:17
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
*Wipes forehead.* Phew! I finished! This story took me a while, but it was worth it... it was hilarious. I could type you a list of everything I loved about this story, but you will probably fall asleep by number 100. So, I'll just type a few: wormtail77, Dumbledore the Shrink, Potter the Arrogant yet Equally Charming Boy, and R.A.B. This was the funniest story on this site. I love it!
lots.of.love.Bailey.
Author's Response: Wow! Thank you very, very much! Though I don't remember ever making Dumbledore a shrink. *Shrug* It's great to still have people reading this after such a long time.
Reviewer: zestylicious
Date: 01/25/08 21:08
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
so i've read this seriously like so many times...
and it never fails to amuse me :D
this fanfic is definitely something that will always make me laugh.
you are my hero :]
Author's Response: Awww, thanks so much! That's fantastic that people are still reading this so long after I wrote it. I adore getting reviews.
Reviewer: Divster
Date: 01/18/08 3:20
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
OMG this was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it had a plot behind it at the same time!!! u r A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!
im okay now
Author's Response: WOW, thank you! Yeah, I knew from the beginning that there was going to be a plot... but I don't think anyone else did!
Reviewer: Icee787
Date: 01/11/08 20:00
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
WRITE MORE!!!!!!!!!!Sorry, the keyboard was on Caps Lock......hehehe.......
Author's Response: Hehehehe indeed. I do love Caps Lock. Well... there is a bit of a sequel, but just two chapters. Glad you liked it!
Reviewer: Tim the Enchanter
Date: 01/04/08 23:18
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
Salutations Schmerg_the_Impaler, exalted entertainer extraordinaire!
I’ll cast off the literary baggage and just say this: WOW. This is quite an amazing story. I was surprised to discover that this was your first fanfic, but needless to say, I am impressed… and of course, amused. I must also add that this fic makes my own first fanfic glibber and blubber helplessly in comparison (see “Obliviate!”, if you are sufficiently curious).
Anyway, you have a wonderful sense of humour. You savour the random and the absurd, and that comes across in this story marvellously. John Cleese, Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, and the sadly departed Graham Chapman would be proud.
I believe my review and exercise in flattery has gone on long enough. Once again, this is a great fic, and a well deserved Quicksilver Quill Award recipient. Keep up the good work. I look forward to your next postings!
Tim the Enchanter
Author's Response: TIM THE ENCHANTER. That is the best username I think I've heard in my life. I absolutely adore Monty Python.
In any case, this fantastic review made my day. I get a lot of reviews that say things like "DEATHLY LOLLOWZ!!!1!!1!1!! ZIS IS GUD!!1!!!!!juan!!1!!", not that there's anything wrong with those, but it's really great to see such an intelligently-written review for such a redonkulous story.
I will definitely try and check out your stories. But wow, thanks so much!
Reviewer: Fiery_Phoenix_Quill7
Date: 01/04/08 17:20
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
I absolutely loved the entire fic! I was practically screaming in laughter. The person sitting next to me was looking at me as if I were a duck that just decided to talk.
Author's Response: Wow, thanks so much! It's great to still be getting reviews for this old fic. Next time you see that person who was next to you, do something INCREDIBLY weird, like singing songs from Hairspray in a thick German accent while doing the chicken dance, and see how it turns out.
Reviewer: shadow_in_the_rain
Date: 01/01/08 17:42
Chapter: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles
this. is. incredible.
thank you so much for this work of supreme glory.
Author's Response: Thank you so much for this pretty review, bringing rainbows and twittering birds to this dark day! (You see, I have to go back to school tomorrow...)
