Reviewer: Sainyn Swiftfoot
Date: 02/29/08 10:24
Chapter: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance
Oh. My. God.
You should really put a warning for this story: "Reading May Cause Incessant Snorting, And Eventual Death By Not Being Able To Breathe While Laughing"
I loved, loved the description of Minerva McGonagall- her eyes were like two brown circles with black dots in the middle? God, I'm still giggling...
Love it!
~Sainyn
Author's Response: Awww, thank you very, very, very much! I do adore analogies; they are my favourite part of writing... I think I heard that one about 'two brown circles with black dots in the middle' somewhere, but I can't remember where.
Reviewer: Sainyn Swiftfoot
Date: 02/29/08 10:14
Chapter: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles
Who doesn't love lists... especially when they are as hilarious as this!
I loved the part about "untalented at dying" and "terrible dinner guest" and ending sentences with izze.
Voldemort is delightfully OOC, I wonder how this story got validated! However, I'm really, really glad that it did...
Sainyn
Author's Response: Thanks very much! This story got validated before they cracked down against OOC-ness. Actually, I think that they made that rule BECAUSE this story made it through... they probably fired whichever mod accepted it!
Reviewer: Sainyn Swiftfoot
Date: 02/29/08 10:02
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
WOWEEZOWEE!
Yup, I'm rereading this story, and I absolutely LOVE the first chapter, though I hardly got any of the references.
~Sainyn
Yes, I'm going to review each chapter!
Author's Response: Hehehe, thank you very much, Sainyn! And I do love new reviews. Now, you live in India, so I can understand why you wouldn't get many of the references, but I'm glad you liked it anyway!
Reviewer: justin ferguson
Date: 02/28/08 19:30
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
LOL, I love that you commented on Voldemort's blog. Do you think you could schedule a meeting with him for me? Lol.
Author's Response: Thanks! I love to break the fourth wall. But would you really want to meet Voldemort? ^_^
Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/27/08 16:30
Chapter: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance
Thanks for explaining that. As you can see, I'm not exactly a techie. Whoa, huge understatement. It took me, like, a month to figure out how to use my ipod.
Author's Response: Hahaha, I still don't know to use my cell phone!
Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/27/08 16:13
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
I didn't mean to say (write (type)) dead. I meant maimed or injured or whatever you want to call it. Oh, you know what I mean. You're the one who wrote the genius/insane story, after all.
Author's Response: Awww! Thank ye! (And I was just reassuring you in case you were upset that Voldemort had died... because if he died, there could be no sequel...)
Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/27/08 15:23
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!one!!!!!!!!!!eleven hundred eleventy-eleven!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!! THIS STORY CAN'T BE OVER! It's not FAIR!!!!!
*takes deep breaths*
Sorry 'bout that. I don't want this story to be over! I absolutely LOVED how randomly you killed Voldemort by making him fall off a cliff in a shopping mall. Especially because he tripped over Ron's foot. now, not only is your story on my faves, I'm adding you to my favorite authors list! (Which, currently, is only one author long.)
Author's Response: Awww, thank you soooo much! I had fun with Voldemort's defeat. But he's not dead, just... injured. There is a bit of a sequel (you can click my profile) called "The E-Journal Of An Evil Janitor," but it's only two chapters long.
Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/27/08 15:07
Chapter: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)
This story is so funny, I can't even thhink of a word to describe it. It's like hilarious times 42!!!!!
Author's Response: Oh wow, thanks!
Reviewer: Rhi for HP
Date: 02/26/08 16:04
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
Hmm...how are you instantly responding to my reviews? I am sick today, so have nothing to do but read fanfiction whilst I should be learning and taking a test on Macbeth, but shouldn't you be at school? *strokes beardless chin thoughtfully*
P.S. Did I mention this is going onto my Favorites fo shizzle?
Author's Response: Thanks for favouriting! I get an email every time I get a new revew, so I can respond pretty instantly. Where I live, it's 5:59 PM, so I just finished eating dinner. I really should be studying for a math test, though...
Reviewer: Rhi for HP
Date: 02/26/08 15:53
Chapter: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
Ahh, dear sweet, pimpin Luscious...my favorite. Is this really the end? *tears up* Well, I've spent a good afternoon with this story, and think that Draco is hot while Harry is kinda mean. I mean, if Draco wants to come see the Power Rangers, he shouldn't have to bribe the Chosen One to do it!
Author's Response: This IS the end, but there is a little bit of a sequel-- just two chapters up. It's called "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor."
I'm glad you liked it! Did Harry really seem mean to you? I thought he seemed rather humane, defeating Voldershmookins without actually killing him and all.
Reviewer: Rhi for HP
Date: 02/26/08 15:45
Chapter: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)
"wearing white after Labor Day"-- Legally Blonde reference, right? Hmm...
My favorite pick up lines: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" ~"No" "Enough to break the ice!" AND "You're just a nobody. And nobody's perfect." AND "If I made an immature, sophomoric joke about your body, would you hold it against me?" AND "You'll do."
Author's Response: Hmmm... that wasn't a Legally Blonde reference (I've never seen that movie), but it is something my mum always rants about, people who do that .^_^
Okay ,those pick-up lines are amazing. My personal favourites are "If I said you had a heavenly body, would you orbit around me?" and "Do you have the Mirror of Erised in your pocket, because I can see my heart's desire in your pants."
Reviewer: Rhi for HP
Date: 02/26/08 15:36
Chapter: Chapter 4: Fan Mail
So, clearly I cannot choose the wine in front of me! LOL!! I was reading along and I was like, Hmm, this sounds like The Princess Bride! And then it was confirmed, which really made my day that I was right about something. I like Voldy's rapping, fo shizzle. He's the home dawg fo wizzle, off da hook. *shudders at her usage of cretin gutter-talk*
Author's Response: Bahahahaha! I really love "The Princess Bride," and... I think everyone else should watch it. So I'm glad that you did! ^_^ It was quite painful for me to write the gangsta-speak.
Reviewer: Rhi for HP
Date: 02/26/08 15:11
Chapter: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance
And I’ll never be able to look Rosy in the eye again. Of course, that has nothing to do with her being on my R.A.B. list and everything to do with the fact that she’s a basilisk.
--Posted by thedarklord666
HILARIOUS!!! I just don't get what's Bellatrix's deal with saying "1" in every post. ?? Meh! Loved it! Lol, you are too good! Freaky coincidence: The same friend of mine who makes fun of "Luscious" for his hair also makes fun of Draco for wearing eyeliner!! And yet I don't think she's ever read this story, or fanfiction in general. Most suspicious, however...On to chapter four!! Bwahaha!!
Author's Response: Aww, thank you! Hmmm... your friend and I may be psychic mind twins?
Bellatrix says '1' a lot, because she keeps forgetting to hit the 'shift' key when she tries to do an exclamation point. Hence the 1. ^_^
Reviewer: Rhi for HP
Date: 02/26/08 14:50
Chapter: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles
In the words of blondeD (hey, and I'm blonde too!): "Keep up the good work!"
E-Crucio!! LOL
Author's Response: Thanks very much! Oh, don't E-Crucio me...
Reviewer: Rhi for HP
Date: 02/26/08 14:09
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
E-Crucio!!! Lol!!! I love the "daddylusciouslocks" things, because my friend and i have this ongoing inside joke about "luscious" and his hair. :)
Author's Response: Fnee fnee fnee, thank you! (I don't know where that weird laugh of mine came from...) I love to call him "Daddy Luscious Locks." I actually dressed up as him for the DH release, and I was absolutely THRILLED when a total stranger ran up to me shouting, "DADDY LUSCIOUS LOCKS!" (Yes, I'm a girl... Lucius kinda looks like one, though, so I figured it was an ideal costume...)
Reviewer: Rhi for HP
Date: 02/26/08 13:57
Chapter: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
So, really, we’re all men of our word, except for x_voldy_is_teh_hotness_x, who is, in fact, a woman.
OMG!!! *rolling on her back clutching her sides unable to breathe or think or function as she lets the unbelievable hilarity settle over her dying form* SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! I loved all the references, especially the last line, because that's my fav monty python sketch EVER!!!! "And here's Fred on the side of the house. And here's Fred on the back of the house. And here's Fred on the front of th house, and you can just barely see the side of the house. And here's Fred with the Spanish Inquisition!" "The Spanish Inquisiton?! I didn't expect them!" "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!" Now I think I'm going to go put on some Beattles...
Author's Response: Hahahaha, thank you so much! And thanks you very, very much for posting the Monty Python quotes, because those always make my day. We seem to share quiiite a few interests, don't we?
Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/25/08 19:05
Chapter: Chapter 4: Fan Mail
BTW, awesome chappie! I think I forgot to tell you that in my first, extremely off-topic review.
Author's Response: Hehehe, thank you very much! I was worried there for a minute!
Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/25/08 19:04
Chapter: Chapter 4: Fan Mail
He murdered Santa?!?!?!?!?!?!?! How dare he!!!! Now I won't get any presents next Christmas!!! Not that I would, anyway, seeing as I'm Jewish. Plus, I'm evil, as all girls are. He was right about that. However, the reason that there are so few female death eaters is that we're so evil that we're nice. In fact, the whole reason we tend to go after guys we can't get is purely because we enjoy torturing them by giving them so much attention, they spontaneously collapse on the floor, hemmorhaging for no apparent reason. Also, I LOVED Voldemort's replies to the questions. But I think totally obsessed meant to say, "white, milk, or dark chocolate" which means (s)he was asking about his favorite type of chocolate, not milk. Which means (s)he's a chocolate racist. Which is really just as bad. Chocolate has personally asked me to tell you that it is extremely offended that anyone would judge it by its color.
Author's Response: I actually wrote part of a story about Voldy's adventures taking over as Santa Claus, but it became a bit of a ripoff of things like "Nightmare Before Christmas," "The Grinch," "The Santa Claus," "Hogfather," "Neil Saves Christmas," etc.
0_0 You are brilliant! After 1000+ reviews, no one yet has informed me that I misunderstood that girl's question! This really makes a lot of sense, thank you!
Don't tell, but I'm a chocolate racist, too. I don't like chocolate, so I only eat white chocolate!
Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/25/08 18:26
Chapter: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance
L. O. L!!!!!!!!!! I can't even imagine Voldy asking Minerva McGonagall out. Your mother was a hamster... I cracked up at that. Along with about 99.99% of everything else you wrote in here. Especially the part about Nagini buying a pink cadillac and a Barry Manilow CD on ebay. BTW, love that she used a babel fish to translate. But how did she use it? She doesn't have any ears to stick it in.
Author's Response: Thank you very, very, very much! Nagini is such a fun character. BabelFish, as well as being the fish from Hitchhiker's Guide (good on you mate, congrats for getting that one) is a website where you can translate from one language to another! It's very handy, though if you translate whole paragraphs, they come out as gobbledegoook.
Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/25/08 18:02
Chapter: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles
OMG, I'm still laughing. This is so awesomely hilarious! I'd add it to my faves right this second if I hadn't already after I read the first chapter!!!!! I love how you put comments at the bottom of each entry. I laugh especially hard at how girly and hyper Bellatrix sounds. You rock, Schmergo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Thanks so much! I had vast amounts of fun with the comments!
