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Name: hermione7654 (Signed) · Date: 02/29/08 17:06 · For: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Author's Response: THANK YOU!!!!

Name: Sainyn Swiftfoot (Signed) · Date: 02/29/08 10:49 · For: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

And it's over. *bawls* No! It can't be! I'l mis this story like hell! I loved it!

Harry's so IC, I loved him! And yes, I really should stop using exclamation marks!

Really, really great work Schmergo!

Thanks for a great read,

Author's Response: Thank you! *Pats back* I'm glad you thought Harry seemed IC... I was a tiny bit worried about that. It's okay about the exclamation points, because at least you're nowhere near as bad as Bellatrix! ^_^

Name: Sainyn Swiftfoot (Signed) · Date: 02/29/08 10:44 · For: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)
This chappie's quite short, but still quite enjoyable. However, it didn't manage to match up to your other works.

Still, better than anything I could have come up with,


Author's Response: Thanks-- I know this chapter wasn't as funny as the others, but it was important because it had to lead up to the CLIMAX of the sixth chapter, and that means build up the whole 'blind date' thing.

Name: Sainyn Swiftfoot (Signed) · Date: 02/29/08 10:38 · For: Chapter 4: Fan Mail

Truly, that was my reaction to this chapter. Once again, Voldy is completely, hilariously OOC, and answers all the questions awesomely!

I loved it!


Author's Response: Thank you so much! This was my favourite chapter of the whole stories.

Name: Sainyn Swiftfoot (Signed) · Date: 02/29/08 10:24 · For: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance
Oh. My. God.

You should really put a warning for this story: "Reading May Cause Incessant Snorting, And Eventual Death By Not Being Able To Breathe While Laughing"

I loved, loved the description of Minerva McGonagall- her eyes were like two brown circles with black dots in the middle? God, I'm still giggling...

Love it!


Author's Response: Awww, thank you very, very, very much! I do adore analogies; they are my favourite part of writing... I think I heard that one about 'two brown circles with black dots in the middle' somewhere, but I can't remember where.

Name: Sainyn Swiftfoot (Signed) · Date: 02/29/08 10:14 · For: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles
Who doesn't love lists... especially when they are as hilarious as this!

I loved the part about "untalented at dying" and "terrible dinner guest" and ending sentences with izze.

Voldemort is delightfully OOC, I wonder how this story got validated! However, I'm really, really glad that it did...


Author's Response: Thanks very much! This story got validated before they cracked down against OOC-ness. Actually, I think that they made that rule BECAUSE this story made it through... they probably fired whichever mod accepted it!

Name: Sainyn Swiftfoot (Signed) · Date: 02/29/08 10:02 · For: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

Yup, I'm rereading this story, and I absolutely LOVE the first chapter, though I hardly got any of the references.


Yes, I'm going to review each chapter!

Author's Response: Hehehe, thank you very much, Sainyn! And I do love new reviews. Now, you live in India, so I can understand why you wouldn't get many of the references, but I'm glad you liked it anyway!

Name: justin ferguson (Signed) · Date: 02/28/08 19:30 · For: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
LOL, I love that you commented on Voldemort's blog. Do you think you could schedule a meeting with him for me? Lol.

Author's Response: Thanks! I love to break the fourth wall. But would you really want to meet Voldemort? ^_^

Name: pygmypuffgurl (Signed) · Date: 02/27/08 16:30 · For: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance
Thanks for explaining that. As you can see, I'm not exactly a techie. Whoa, huge understatement. It took me, like, a month to figure out how to use my ipod.

Author's Response: Hahaha, I still don't know to use my cell phone!

Name: pygmypuffgurl (Signed) · Date: 02/27/08 16:13 · For: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
I didn't mean to say (write (type)) dead. I meant maimed or injured or whatever you want to call it. Oh, you know what I mean. You're the one who wrote the genius/insane story, after all.

Author's Response: Awww! Thank ye! (And I was just reassuring you in case you were upset that Voldemort had died... because if he died, there could be no sequel...)

Name: pygmypuffgurl (Signed) · Date: 02/27/08 15:23 · For: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!one!!!!!!!!!!eleven hundred eleventy-eleven!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!! THIS STORY CAN'T BE OVER! It's not FAIR!!!!!

*takes deep breaths*
Sorry 'bout that. I don't want this story to be over! I absolutely LOVED how randomly you killed Voldemort by making him fall off a cliff in a shopping mall. Especially because he tripped over Ron's foot. now, not only is your story on my faves, I'm adding you to my favorite authors list! (Which, currently, is only one author long.)

Author's Response: Awww, thank you soooo much! I had fun with Voldemort's defeat. But he's not dead, just... injured. There is a bit of a sequel (you can click my profile) called "The E-Journal Of An Evil Janitor," but it's only two chapters long.

Name: pygmypuffgurl (Signed) · Date: 02/27/08 15:07 · For: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)
This story is so funny, I can't even thhink of a word to describe it. It's like hilarious times 42!!!!!

Author's Response: Oh wow, thanks!

Name: Rhi for HP (Signed) · Date: 02/26/08 16:04 · For: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
Hmm...how are you instantly responding to my reviews? I am sick today, so have nothing to do but read fanfiction whilst I should be learning and taking a test on Macbeth, but shouldn't you be at school? *strokes beardless chin thoughtfully*

P.S. Did I mention this is going onto my Favorites fo shizzle?

Author's Response: Thanks for favouriting! I get an email every time I get a new revew, so I can respond pretty instantly. Where I live, it's 5:59 PM, so I just finished eating dinner. I really should be studying for a math test, though...

Name: Rhi for HP (Signed) · Date: 02/26/08 15:53 · For: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay
Ahh, dear sweet, pimpin Luscious...my favorite. Is this really the end? *tears up* Well, I've spent a good afternoon with this story, and think that Draco is hot while Harry is kinda mean. I mean, if Draco wants to come see the Power Rangers, he shouldn't have to bribe the Chosen One to do it!

Author's Response: This IS the end, but there is a little bit of a sequel-- just two chapters up. It's called "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor."

I'm glad you liked it! Did Harry really seem mean to you? I thought he seemed rather humane, defeating Voldershmookins without actually killing him and all.

Name: Rhi for HP (Signed) · Date: 02/26/08 15:45 · For: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)
"wearing white after Labor Day"-- Legally Blonde reference, right? Hmm...

My favorite pick up lines: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" ~"No" "Enough to break the ice!" AND "You're just a nobody. And nobody's perfect." AND "If I made an immature, sophomoric joke about your body, would you hold it against me?" AND "You'll do."

Author's Response: Hmmm... that wasn't a Legally Blonde reference (I've never seen that movie), but it is something my mum always rants about, people who do that .^_^

Okay ,those pick-up lines are amazing. My personal favourites are "If I said you had a heavenly body, would you orbit around me?" and "Do you have the Mirror of Erised in your pocket, because I can see my heart's desire in your pants."

Name: Rhi for HP (Signed) · Date: 02/26/08 15:36 · For: Chapter 4: Fan Mail
So, clearly I cannot choose the wine in front of me! LOL!! I was reading along and I was like, Hmm, this sounds like The Princess Bride! And then it was confirmed, which really made my day that I was right about something. I like Voldy's rapping, fo shizzle. He's the home dawg fo wizzle, off da hook. *shudders at her usage of cretin gutter-talk*

Author's Response: Bahahahaha! I really love "The Princess Bride," and... I think everyone else should watch it. So I'm glad that you did! ^_^ It was quite painful for me to write the gangsta-speak.

Name: Rhi for HP (Signed) · Date: 02/26/08 15:11 · For: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance
And Ill never be able to look Rosy in the eye again. Of course, that has nothing to do with her being on my R.A.B. list and everything to do with the fact that shes a basilisk.
--Posted by thedarklord666
HILARIOUS!!! I just don't get what's Bellatrix's deal with saying "1" in every post. ?? Meh! Loved it! Lol, you are too good! Freaky coincidence: The same friend of mine who makes fun of "Luscious" for his hair also makes fun of Draco for wearing eyeliner!! And yet I don't think she's ever read this story, or fanfiction in general. Most suspicious, however...On to chapter four!! Bwahaha!!

Author's Response: Aww, thank you! Hmmm... your friend and I may be psychic mind twins?

Bellatrix says '1' a lot, because she keeps forgetting to hit the 'shift' key when she tries to do an exclamation point. Hence the 1. ^_^

Name: Rhi for HP (Signed) · Date: 02/26/08 14:50 · For: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles
In the words of blondeD (hey, and I'm blonde too!): "Keep up the good work!"
E-Crucio!! LOL

Author's Response: Thanks very much! Oh, don't E-Crucio me...

Name: Rhi for HP (Signed) · Date: 02/26/08 14:09 · For: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
E-Crucio!!! Lol!!! I love the "daddylusciouslocks" things, because my friend and i have this ongoing inside joke about "luscious" and his hair. :)

Author's Response: Fnee fnee fnee, thank you! (I don't know where that weird laugh of mine came from...) I love to call him "Daddy Luscious Locks." I actually dressed up as him for the DH release, and I was absolutely THRILLED when a total stranger ran up to me shouting, "DADDY LUSCIOUS LOCKS!" (Yes, I'm a girl... Lucius kinda looks like one, though, so I figured it was an ideal costume...)

Name: Rhi for HP (Signed) · Date: 02/26/08 13:57 · For: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
So, really, were all men of our word, except for x_voldy_is_teh_hotness_x, who is, in fact, a woman.
OMG!!! *rolling on her back clutching her sides unable to breathe or think or function as she lets the unbelievable hilarity settle over her dying form* SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! I loved all the references, especially the last line, because that's my fav monty python sketch EVER!!!! "And here's Fred on the side of the house. And here's Fred on the back of the house. And here's Fred on the front of th house, and you can just barely see the side of the house. And here's Fred with the Spanish Inquisition!" "The Spanish Inquisiton?! I didn't expect them!" "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!" Now I think I'm going to go put on some Beattles...

Author's Response: Hahahaha, thank you so much! And thanks you very, very much for posting the Monty Python quotes, because those always make my day. We seem to share quiiite a few interests, don't we?

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