Reviews For Love, Luna
Reviewer: FounderDisagreement
Date: 07/25/07 13:13
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

Dear Luna,
My brother seems not to understand the words "Leave me alone." He'll come into my room at random, to bug me. That wouldn't be so bad, except being underage I can't use magic outside of school as you know.

To make things worse, his friends are also loud and noisy, and also like to bug me. Last time I had to use brute force to get my brother and his friend out of my room. It may seem like an easy thing to do, except my brother is auctually older than me. How can I find a way to keep them out, WITHOUT hexing them. ((Brooms arn't allowed in the house, believe me, I've tried to tie my brother to a broomstick before, but my mother caught me.)) I need help immeadiatly!))

-Thinking about hiring an executioner.

Reviewer: wannabewizard
Date: 06/04/07 8:57
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

How about this one?
Dear Luna,
During the summer my little brother got to my wand and burned himself. And my parents think I did that! How do I get my parents to beleve me and get my to stay out of my stuff?
No Privacy

Reviewer: LunaTuna
Date: 11/24/06 0:56
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

Dear Luna,
I'm so sick of the fact that everyone seems to love my room. My little sister will come in for no reason, and so will my mum, dad, cousin, and cat. They also never knock, ignoring my huge KNOCK signs all over my door. Please help me!
Love, Get Out Of My Room!

Reviewer: LunaTuna
Date: 11/24/06 0:52
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

That was soooo funny! I loved it!

Reviewer: AurorGirl101
Date: 10/03/06 16:18
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

That was good. I love the message in the end. And nfecting her with Nargles and then shipping her off to a planet with no one to snog, funny....CHAPTER 2? Anywhere? Anyone?

Reviewer: sweeterthanhunny
Date: 10/03/06 9:04
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

Dear Luna,
How do i get my freind to admit she likes this guy? She said he's gorgeous (He's not- believe me), he has a cute butt (apparently) and her heart skipped a beat when she read his name. It sounds as if she likes him, does it not? Now how do I get her to admit it? Or more specifically, maybe, how do I prevent her killling her when I say she does (She "hates" him).
Ignored Cupid Who's Tired Of Being Murdered

Reviewer: ForbiddenLove
Date: 08/29/06 20:29
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

Oh, I loved this sooo much! I emailed you my problem and I hope you will put it as one of your later chapters, I look forward to reading your response! You are definetly a talented write, MM. I really enjoyed this and I found myself laughing out loud at some parts! Thanks for a great read!

Reviewer: vikkidragon
Date: 08/20/06 19:14
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

This is funny. and I SHIP LUNa/RON TOO!

Does this mean you ship H/Hr?

Reviewer: kumydabookworm
Date: 08/13/06 22:31
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

Dear Luna,

For many years, I have had this problem with the administration of Hogwarts. They do not believe in the proper discipline of those nasty creatures they call students.

For years, I put up with it, and simply left my chains in a corner of my office, well-polished and idle. Then, a wonderful woman by the name of Dolores finally allowed me to put them into use.

However, after a few weeks of hearing delicious screams echoing around my office - even better than the purr of my dear cat - those nasty students put Dolores in the forest outside the school and the poor lady had to leave.

Now, the old administration has expired, and a new Headmistress has taken his place. She is undoubtedly more strict, but she still will not allow me to take out my chains and hang students by their toes from the ceiling. She calls it "barbaric," as if it is anything more than those prats deserve.

For years, those students made my life miserable by making messes and causing ruckuses. I had a brief moment of where I was able to get back at them, even though I have trouble using magic myself.

How can I get the administration to see that I need to show some sort of power over the students in order for them to respect my reign at Hogwarts?

Without magic, discipline is my only weapon - I mean, tool. Please help!

A Cat Lover


P.S. This is the third of three reviews received in exchange for your participation in the LilyEvans34 Review Challenge.

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 08/13/06 19:54
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

Dear Luna,
I have no desire whatsoever to harm one of my fellow females; however, a boy (I'll call him 'Hank') who sits directly diagonally across from me has a horrible habit of humming annoying songs, calling me "Ducky" for no apparent reason (my name is actually Schmergo, I'll have you know), and putting his revoltingly smelly feet on his desk and picking at his repugnant toenails in the the middle of class. Occasionally, he eats them. What can I do about him?
Clueless Classmate

Reviewer: Phlegm
Date: 08/12/06 10:46
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

Luna, There is this boy i like, and he likes me back, but we've never admitted it to each other. I want to tell him soon, but how? Shold i tell him i HoM, where Binns isn't paying attention to anyone, or in potions, where snape is really scary, but we sit next to each other? or shold i stop him in the great hall? tell me before i summon him to my house!
- Impatient

Reviewer: Phlegm
Date: 08/12/06 10:35
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

like it. whens the next one coming out? question: can i send in a problem? tell me.

Reviewer: Nerevar_Reborn
Date: 08/11/06 16:06
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

Good idea but I think if Luna's response was a bit shorter, more than one uh letter thing (lol... what are thye called?) could fit on the page.

Reviewer: Hip_Hop_Muggle
Date: 08/06/06 19:55
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

Dear Luna,
My younger brother is sooo irritating! He always gets away with everything, and I get blamed for it! One time, I was playing Quidditch in the backyard (I wasn't supposed to, but no-one was looking), and my brother walks out of the house, and tries to jinx my broom! I end up falling on my face, because by broomstick bucked me off, and guess who gets blamed for everything; me! My parents gave me a lecture about broom safety, and how a Muggle could have seen me, and my brother just stands there in the doorway, silently laughing his head off! Please help me find the best, preferably deserted, place to send my brother (who I will be putting a Permanant Sticking Charm on him and a broomstick), so that I will be rid of that little tattle-tale brat forever!
Bothered By Bratty Brother

Reviewer: Silver_Quill
Date: 08/03/06 3:37
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

Dear Luna,

I have a problem, obviously. And it's with my siblings. Would I ever be able to tie them to a broomstick to another country, perhaps Brazil? Thanks.
~A very annoyed older sister

Reviewer: Kelin
Date: 08/02/06 15:54
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

Dearest Luna,
I am one of those people who are on the geekier end of the school population. I like wearing pretty things, but everybody else makes fun of me and says that I'm a popular wannabe. How can I deal with this problem before I hex everybody into oblivion?
Love, Kelin

I love this story so far! Like a warped version of Dear Dumby...

Reviewer: Khrys
Date: 08/02/06 14:57
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

Dear Luna,

My problem is not for the faint of heart. That being said, I shall blunder ahead, hoping to to offend anyone.

There has always been a bit of experimentation in my family, one might even say that it would be considered normal to hear explosions coming from our house late at night. However, my last experiment went horribly awry and now I am suffering the dire consequences. This is nowhere near as bad as the time I got boils all over my backside.

What, you ask, could be worse than a backside full of boils? Let me tell you what.

How about large, perky breasts? What sort of a comlainer am I, you ask? What witch wouldn't give her wand for a nice rack? I can't think of a single witch that would complain.

The main problem is that I am not a witch. I'm a wizard.

I've tried every spell I can think of to remove them. Nothing has worked. I noticed my brother staring at me in a funny way as I jogged down the stairs yesterday morning and my best friend keeps rubbing his elbow against my arm. It seems that the spell not only gave me, well you know, but it also causes every male that sees them to fancy me. I've taken to taping them down so no one will notice them.

Please help, soon!

Yours in a panic,

Stacked Wizard

Author's ResponseLuna's Response: Oh dear. I have put this in top-priority.

Date: 08/02/06 13:01
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

Cute, I love it! So, here's my problem:
Dear Luna-
My dad won't let me get a nose ring and now he says I can't hunt for crumple- horned snorkacks anymore either, he says they don't existe, I feel I am being treated badly here. I want to get my revenge, how should I go about this?
They Do Exist

Reviewer: Fauna
Date: 08/02/06 12:36
Chapter: Destroyer of Pretty Girls

That's cute.

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