Sorry, did I pause to say how much I am enjoying this? Brilliant. Well done. Self-referential. So PoMo. Spectacular dear fellow.
Just a note, although 'fen' is a marshy glen from Old English, Shakespeare also used it to mean, well, vagina. As in 'fen-sucked wretch' or something similar. Not so nice huh?
LOL!! That was a great laugh! I'm adding it to my fav list now!!
ii love this story. i love dr seuss, and (obviously jk rowling) these should have been together a long long time ago. i love the birthday card, especially the last two lines. i was in hysterics, rolling on the floor laughing. I got quite a few funny looks....
Here I am, the Half-Blood Prince
I’ll soon turn Potter into mince
I’m a sneaky little flea
And fandom’s guessing who I be
There are some things that are debated
Like if my title’s hyphenated
But who cares, just ask the author
I’M HERE TO MURDER HARRY POTTER!!!
I 'm here to say, I LOVE THIS FIC!
Please write more, and do it quick!
I lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove this story!
I'm just reading thru my favs, and I ADORE this story! QUOTE TIME!
'I am Snape, the potion’s master
Bringing you to safety faster
Your happy lives are now in danger
And by the way, nice bottom Granger'
:D
'I’ve read the whole damn library
But I’ve never heard a word of he
Is he mean or is he nice?'
'He’s just a stupid plot device'
:D I still love the plot device thingy.
you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'And fandom’s guessing who I be
There are some things that are debated
Like if my title’s hyphenated
But who cares, just ask the author
I’M HERE TO MURDER HARRY POTTER!!!'
:P :D :) I love you!
I absoluetly, possitively LOVE this story, and I love YOU! You are amazing! I'm pretty sure I've already reviewed, but whatever! WOOOOT!
'Is he mean or is he nice?
He's just a stupid plot device.'
PRICELESS!
1. what did hermy ever do to you
2. random!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.your not much of a fanatic of HP os you?
oh my goodness, i am laughing so hard...i think i'm going to rupture a lung or something, and then you'll have a lawsuit on your hands. good going, oliviari.
I've heard of insanity, but you've taken the whole bloody cake on this one.