Reviewer: no_potter_haters
Date: 11/25/10 10:43
Chapter: Chapter 1

K then *giggle*

Reviewer: bless
Date: 11/15/09 16:25
Chapter: Chapter 1

Oh, my God. That was hilarious! "the Dark Lord occasionally liked to perform before an audience." That sounds traumatic to watch.

Reviewer: lupins_girl2006
Date: 06/29/08 17:02
Chapter: Chapter 1

wow wow wow... are you saying that in this story one-shot that snape is a sex god dude and that people often come to him to have sex???

Author's Response: I"m saying at the end of the school year they're lining up outside his door!

Reviewer: SlyDraco
Date: 03/13/08 3:59
Chapter: Chapter 1

that was really cool but what is Mary sue get a clue? maybe I should visit your profile, but too lazylah....

Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed it.

Reviewer: Sissy K
Date: 05/26/07 8:57
Chapter: Chapter 1

I definetly gt a kick out of that one, excelent writing!

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: _Levicorpus_
Date: 03/28/07 22:36
Chapter: Chapter 1

o.m.g.
hahaha "perform before an audience"
I laughed aloud at that one.... lol, I have such a sick sense of humor.
good job

Author's Response: Oh, good, then you'll fit right into the Fawkes Potterverse.

Reviewer: Kantaka
Date: 12/17/06 21:29
Chapter: Chapter 1

I can't help but melt when Alan Rickman does that Snape-ish eyebrow lift on the movies!!!
Also I can't help but love the way you write!
Just one quest: was perhaps a silky blonde haired Slythering quidditch player this year's favourite? hehehehe...

Author's Response: Hee hee--well, this story takes place during Harry's Year 5, and clearly in the interest of propriety, only the "graduates" are allowed to, ahem, "participate" in this activity, so the blond one will have to wait a while.

Reviewer: cammi
Date: 12/14/06 17:40
Chapter: Chapter 1

haha lol, I loved this story. You're a fantastic writer. Keep up the good work

Author's Response: Thanks! this was just a fluffball but it was fun.

Reviewer: tickled_pink
Date: 11/26/06 2:29
Chapter: Chapter 1

Hee hee, Snape is brilliant! Lovely twist at the end there - and that comment about Hermione was oh-so funny!!
~Tickled Pink~

Author's Response: *bows* Thanks! I write a lot of different Snapes, thanks to his wonderful complexity. This one was fun.

Reviewer: ProngsofSteel
Date: 10/29/06 12:19
Chapter: Chapter 1

Wow.. this was a sort of surprising ending... it kind of reminds me of Shirley Jackson stories (er, at least I think that's her name) where you are completely bemused at the end. This was really good- I especially like "who the hell is in charge of the Out Loud Voice?" moments. =D

Author's Response: It's funny, the end seems to throw everybody, but that wasn't the intent. It was just supposed to be more of Teh Funneh, you know--everyone sees Snape as this total undersexed lonely-heart, so it seemed perfectly funny to suggest he's getting it from all these students, female AND male. Now that I think about it, though, my point was to show that he fantasizes about Harry, but it could be interpreted that he was remembering it...eek. Well, what the heck, that's funny too. In a twisted way.

Reviewer: kashika
Date: 10/22/06 9:01
Chapter: Chapter 1

this was like ......well very inyeresting actually.GREAT WORK i should say.

Author's Response: *blush* Thanks! It was just something silly.

Reviewer: gabriella
Date: 09/20/06 9:17
Chapter: Chapter 1

wicked


Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: Izzapizza
Date: 08/02/06 17:34
Chapter: Chapter 1

stupid stupid stupid

Author's Response: Thanks for the encouragement!

Reviewer: RRoxanneT
Date: 08/02/06 1:51
Chapter: Chapter 1

god I wish I was there with that Snape!!!!! a great read!

Author's Response: Bwahahaha! Thanks!

Reviewer: love harry
Date: 07/29/06 10:34
Chapter: Chapter 1

Wow!! that was good!!!

Author's Response: That's what Severus said... :)

Reviewer: Insane
Date: 07/08/06 14:00
Chapter: Chapter 1

... ... ... Ummmmmmm... ... that was rather creepy......



"Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" Heheheh.

Author's Response: *contented sigh* Creepy comedy was exactly what I was going for. You guys are going to make my head swell up like Aunt Marge... :)

Reviewer: I lovesmesomeHarry
Date: 07/07/06 22:26
Chapter: Chapter 1

I almost don't know what to say. Who knew Snape was getting so much play? So Is He bi- or does he just take whatever he gets? And that whole Harry comment, I fell on my floor and started gasping in horror! (But I am an over dramatic person, so It might not have been that big of a deal) It sure was entertaining.

Author's Response: MEGASPORFLE! I myself favor the "whatever shows up" theory, at least in this little microverse--but according to the bookshelves, he's sure not doing too bad!

Reviewer: Valentinia
Date: 07/07/06 3:08
Chapter: Chapter 1

lol... Bit disturbing, but still quite funny (Voldemort and Bella in front of Death Eaters... wierd and... ew... but... funny :D). Wonder who the Quidditch player was? :}

Author's Response: *sporfle* Ack, this is one of the times I didn't check Canon--not sure if there was a male Slytherin 7th-year player during Harry's 5th year. Eh, so maybe the story also has a bit of AU to it. Hey, I know! Maybe Fred or George swung by the old alma mater...*whacks self with rolled-up newspaper. "Bad author! No biscuit!" Sinister grin.*

Reviewer: HermionePotter
Date: 07/06/06 18:03
Chapter: Chapter 1

I really dont know what to think. It was really funny, it an odd kind of way, but the Harry Potter remark...

Author's Response: *contented sigh* That made my day. I was hoping for a sort of comedy noir/Andy Kaufmann kind of thing; it sounds like it worked.

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