Reviewer: roisin_dubh
Date: 07/17/08 11:55
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

Ha ha ha, this is funny! Poor Voldemort, he has no friends to hang out with... but I suppose that's what you get for terrorizing the innocent populace. ^^

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 05/06/08 18:15
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

I really love this poem! I honestly can't say I've ever seriously thought about what Voldemort does in his spare time. (I've made up some ridiculous theories involving yoga, pop tarts, and Power Rangers, but that's not 'serious thought.' That's silly thought.) It almost makes me feel sorry for the poor guy. This is a very original idea, and I like the tone of your writing! My only (mild) complaint is that the stanza about wizards' chess doesn't really seem to flow. But this is a really nice poem, and I'm glad I read it!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I love your ridiculous theories! I completely agree with you about the wizards' chess stanza, but I can't figure out how to fix it. Le sigh. Thanks again!

Reviewer: Chocolatedrules
Date: 05/06/08 17:58
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

That was great! It really does make you wonder what Voldemort does on his time off...

Author's Response: Thanks, Catherine! I'm glad you liked it!rn~Catherine

Reviewer: TheBlackSister
Date: 07/25/07 15:22
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

Ohhh... that's really good! Makes you wonder what he really does in spare time. Keep up the good work!

Author's Response: Exactly! I mean, he obviously doesn't have many options. He can't spend all his time coming up with evil schemes! Ha ha! ~Catherine

Reviewer: Ron x Hermione
Date: 06/27/07 8:37
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

Aw, that was so cute! I really like your take on poetry--- it's good and your rhyming scheme is brilliant. I like how you used Voldemort as your character to write about instead of Harry, it's nice t see some variety. This is my favourite line:

Relax by a lake?
Talk to your snake?

It's funny and it rhymes. Good job!

~Lindsey :)

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I do have one about Voldemort and one about Harry, don't I? I actually never thought about that. Thanks for pointing it out, Lindsey! I'll see you around the Common Room! ~Catherine

Reviewer: JNJ18
Date: 04/17/07 15:51
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

One of the funniest things I have ever read good job

Author's Response: Thanks!

Date: 12/31/06 18:53
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

He should try knitting. Or scrapbooking. He could do bad things with a scrapbook, though.....

Very nice! Not forced like the other one.

That's a good point, he can't really do
anything, can he?

Awesome! Very funny!


Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it. It helped that I wasn't being told to stop writing and clean my room while writing this one. I had a lot of fun with it. Yes, Voldemort could do bad things with a scrapbook and I wouldn't want to be the one responsible for giving him knitting needles. I'm glad you thought it was funny, since it was meant to be funny. ~Catherine

Reviewer: RiddleHatred
Date: 10/07/06 11:00
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off



Author's Response: Yay! A ten!! Thanks! I'm glad you thought it was funny. I wasn't sure it would be, but I want'ed it to be. Again, thanks so much.

Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill
Date: 10/06/06 17:36
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

Buy him a diary.

Author's Response: Voldemort is not allowed to have diaries. He uses the innocent diaries for his evil purpouses. Have you forgotten CoS? No diaries. Thanks for taking the time to review! :)

Reviewer: Mind_Over_Matter
Date: 09/15/06 21:57
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

^^ I don't usually go for poetry, but this poem is really light, and just - fun. It makes light of Voldemort without coming within fifty paces of the completely OOC happy!Voldemort.
This is a really lovely piece of writing. And you've got a point! ;)

Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad you thought it was fun because I had a lot of fun writing this. I wanted to avoid an OOC Voldemort because I really don't like OOC anyone. You are the first perosn to mention my point, there isn't much for Voldemort to do with his free itime. I guess thats just one of the downsides to being an evil, murderous villan. Thanks for taking the time to read and review! ~KitKat

Reviewer: pottylover
Date: 08/11/06 15:49
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

HAHA that was pertty rich coolness haha i enjoyed that alot i think he should play who should i kill insted

Author's Response: Thanks! You enjoyed reading it, and I enjoyed writing it.

Reviewer: FaunaCaritas
Date: 07/16/06 22:37
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

Nice! Made me smile. How about a longer version?

Author's Response: If you want it longer, you'll have to send me some more ideas for activites. I stopped when I ran out. I'm glad you liked it!

Reviewer: PadfootBaby
Date: 06/20/06 17:04
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

Kinda weird, but... HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Author's Response: I'm glad you thougt it was funny! Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: Vader
Date: 06/19/06 12:46
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

That's pretty good. I liked it. The part about the Butterbeer was my favorite I think. Though, the Quidditch part was worth a good chuckle too. Nice work.

Author's Response: Yay! Another person liked my poem! I though the Quidditch part was good. That would have to be my favorite part. Thanks for reviewing! :)

Reviewer: Sly Severus
Date: 06/16/06 19:23
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

Haha! This was great!

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it!

Reviewer: Sly Severus
Date: 06/16/06 19:22
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

Haha! This was great!

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it!

Reviewer: iluvchocolate517
Date: 06/16/06 18:48
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

This made me laugh. good job.

Author's Response: Good. you didn't take as long to review this one. 8 days before we hit the beach!!

Reviewer: hufflepuffgal
Date: 06/16/06 13:33
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

Nice poem. I liked it. I liked the rythem, even though it wasn't completely consistant. I enjoyed this.

Author's Response: I tried to make the rythem consistant, but for some parts, I just couldn't. Oh well. Glad you liked it!

Reviewer: CharryBlack
Date: 06/16/06 13:18
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

that was stupid but the rhymes and everything were cute...

Author's Response: I'm sorry you didn't like it, but I'm glad you reviewed. I love getting reviews.

Reviewer: mugglenetdudette
Date: 06/16/06 11:41
Chapter: Voldemort's Day Off

one word;

Author's Response: Thanks!!!

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