Yay, I love this!
Miranda Aramintha Rowena y Sue is the real Mary Sue. Even the name fits. Congrats :D
... and just a silly note, it's sopaipillas :P you missed a tiny letter, lol. That reminds me, I'll ask mum to make some one of these days.
Author's Response: Thanks! I'll be sure to add the i as soon as possible- it's been awhile since I wrote Spanish instead of just ordered Mexican food in restaurants, LOL.
Oh my gosh...
THAT WAS AMAZING! SO FUNNY, SO WELL WRITTEN!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Thank you! Forget the mind, a sense of humour is a terrible thing to waste. :D
That was really funny.
Author's Response: Merci beaucoup! ^_^
Oh my gosh. That's just....it's...oh man. That gives an incredibly bad name to Californians, but jeez that was hilarious. Though I don't know about that Snape one. *shudders* I can tell this was written entirely for fun, and oh how funny it really was! It was great like usual.
Author's Response: Hey, Mary Sue is supposed to be author insertion into a story. I've lived in California, and I like Snape....but only non-parodies are writers' fantasies fulfilled, LOL.
I wrote for therapy more than fun. I read a story where I got these hints of Sue-ness, but I was totally shocked when Snape (the childhood friend) showed up to see Regulus kill the Sue, shout "you have just destroyed the most perfect being on the planet" and kill him before crying over the Sue's beautifully dead body. I remember thinking 'If I had to read a Sue, I'd rather read a funny one that gets with every guy she meets so I could snicker over it' and then sitting down to write instead of rant. So glad you enjoyed it! :D