Reviewer: Pottergirl
Date: 07/25/06 21:06
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

Wow! was that Orlando as in Orlando BLOOM!?! *screams*10/10 *screams again* Daniel Radcliffe is hotter *SCREAMS REALLY LOUD* Orlando looks better with brown hair and a pirates sword. *sighs* Dan is STILL better!!! *Swoons*

Author's Response: It's a different dimension of the Potterverse, lol, so it's a different Orlando. One who has long blond hair and looks just like our Orlando Bloom. ^_~ I like him blond or brunette! ; )

Reviewer: J R Ferreira
Date: 07/25/06 20:46
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

... that... was... ... ... good...Ii think... Well, I found it a bit odd, but that's just me, I guess...


Author's Response: It's a Mary-Sue send up and a romance parody combined- bound to be a bit odd, in a quirky good way, I hope! :D

Reviewer: Altoid_storm
Date: 07/23/06 21:21
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! That was so funny, especially when Voldy just popped out of no where...that was great.

Author's Response: Thanks! I snickered madly while writing that part, especially when Mary Sue's kiss rendered him temporarily incapable of performing foul deeds. Gee, I wonder why...

Reviewer: Kelin
Date: 07/23/06 0:47
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!


Author's Response: Ta, Thanks! ^_^

Reviewer: nikmoon
Date: 07/20/06 17:27
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

Wonderful. This is the first humor fic I've really enjoyed. I thought it was hilarious! I can't wait to read your next fic!

Author's Response: Yay for you enjoying the story and wanting to read more! You made my day. ^_^

Reviewer: Harry4GinnyRon4Hermy
Date: 07/12/06 11:01
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

Ok I didn't know what this story was on about...sorry!

Author's Response: Mary Sue's search for her *one true love*, lol.

Reviewer: whittyleah
Date: 07/09/06 8:45
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

ROFL! Wow! That was amazing! I loved how you incorporated all the plotlines, just about, ever used in a Mary-sue fic. Draco, Harry, Severus, Orlando was just icing on the perfect. I loved it!

Author's Response: I really do think if someone is going to write a Mary Sue, the least they can do is make her tarty, so there's *some* vicarious enjoyment there. :D Thank you so much for enjoying the story!

Reviewer: Courtney22
Date: 07/08/06 21:34
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

That is by far the funniest thing I have ever read...there is nothing else to say :)

Author's Response: I'm happy to say thanks again, and to invite you to read my Marauder Mary Sue story! :D

Reviewer: Courtney22
Date: 07/08/06 21:34
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

That is by far the funniest thing I have ever read...there is nothing else to say :)

Author's Response: Thanks Courtney! ^_^

Reviewer: theLostLyrics
Date: 07/06/06 12:04
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

You're amazing. This story is amazing. Omg I can't beleive how hilarious this was! Thanks for making my day!

Author's Response: You make my day with your review, so it's a win/win situation. Thank you! ^_^

Reviewer: Edana
Date: 07/02/06 18:54
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

bloody brilliant
I loved it =D

Author's Response: Gracias, Eres muy amable! :D

Reviewer: Edana
Date: 07/02/06 18:53
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

bloody brilliant
I loved it =D

Author's Response: Thank you! ^_^

Reviewer: HisMajestyCharlesII
Date: 06/30/06 6:49
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

This story is soo hillarious!

Author's Response: Thank you kindly, Your Majesty! :D

Reviewer: Phoenix_flight
Date: 06/27/06 21:47
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!


Author's Response: O_o

Reviewer: suckr4romance
Date: 06/27/06 10:43
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

You had me laughing the whole way through! The story was a great commentary on how bogus true Mary Sues can be. This was great!

Author's Response: Thank you, I wanted to laugh instead of grind my teeth, lol, so I'm glad you feel the same way! :D

Reviewer: Sophie_McKinsley
Date: 06/26/06 20:18
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

Wow, that was really good. That has basically every mary-sue cliché ever, plus the classic bad-boy redeemed. There were only a few places where I started to drift, just when it got a little repetitive but through nearly most of it I was completely enthralled. I missed some of the other kind of humours though. If you do another (which I would love *wink*) maybe you could make the other female characters even less to make her look even more perfect. Like Ginny being overly clumsy or Hermione being ditzy(which is totally incongruent). Very good, I really enjoyed it. Off to read the Marauder one.

Author's Response: The next Sue will be the medieval Evangelista 'angel', descending upon the newly established Hogwarts to wreak havoc on the founders, bwahahahah, but it would be fun to have a kick ass Sue join the trio to find the horcruxes, snicker, snicker. Thanks for the great feedback! ^_^

Reviewer: GotTheShine
Date: 06/25/06 12:49
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

I'm gottheshine's friend again and I LUV They might be giants! Have you heard their song Don't Start?

Author's Response: Don't, don't, don't let's start, this is the worst part....:D I've heard all their songs- I'm a huge fan. My fave of all time is Birdhouse in your soul....I'm going to have go grab the CD and put it on just to sing...

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, Who watches over you, Make a little birdhouse in your soul, Not to put too fine a point on it, Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet, Make a little birdhouse in your soul...

Reviewer: GotTheShine
Date: 06/25/06 12:48
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

Showered woth riches! I'm gottheshine's friend! You are mini JKR! Now just add more professor like events!

Author's Response: Now I'm getting Mini Me with a JKR wig on images....very disturbing, LOL. Thanks! :D

Reviewer: hpboy13
Date: 06/24/06 22:27
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

LMAO!!! i've read so many stories that encompassed mary sues like that, its refreshing to get a hilarious parody like that! instantly going to my favorites.

Author's Response: Yay for laughter instead of gnashing teeth! :D Thank you so very much!

Reviewer: Es21232
Date: 06/23/06 20:45
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

OMG!!!!!!!!! that was sooooo hilarious! i nearly barfed at the part about Snape... who would even touch that greasy slimeball?! lol. and she thought Draco, of all people, was "sexy"? i mean, i would go for Harry, but.... Dear Old Voldy? thats a little far... lol. great story though. i was laughing the entire time!!!!! 10/10

Author's Response: Thank you, although I guess I won't ask you to read my Snape or D/G fics, LOL. Do you like Remus/Tonks? :D Personally, I don't think there's a guy Mary Sue wouldn't do, heh, so at least she didn't make out with old mouldy-shorts- you were spared that! *giggles madly at the thought*

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