Reviewer: HPwizzzard
Date: 11/13/06 16:35
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

Well, what can I say? It was HYSTERICAL! I believe you created the original Sue parody- how does it feel to have a character who is a household name? LOL. It takes true talent to write this stuff and serious romances. No pun intended. ( yes, I've read Lovers' Moon. :D)

Author's Response: Thank you for reading my humour fic as well as the romances! You made my day (or night, actually,heh). Mary Sue reminds me of Jessica Rabbit in 'Who framed Roger Rabbit'. I can see her taking a busty breath and saying sweetly, "I'm not bad...I'm just written that way!" :D

Reviewer: Maeve_Issyra
Date: 10/30/06 5:53
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

Oh-my-god! This story is so completely idiotic it's almost plausible! Wonderful job. I loved some particular parts such as "not intelligent enough to be Ravenclaw", "Blimey, George... she's a Yank! Hello, gorgeous." and I would curse you all, but the purity and goodness of Mary Sues kiss has temporarily rendered me incapable of foul deeds." which made me fall off my chair in laughter. Loved the Snow White bit in the end. And her name! It took me at least twenty seconds before I realised all those first names spell "Mary Sue", *_* It's such a stupid story. Which makes it amazing!

Author's Response: It's a simple, California girl goes to Hogwarts and goes through every hottie (and in Voldie's case, not so hottie, snicker) in her quest for true love, story, LOL. If it made you laugh, that makes my day! ^_^

Reviewer: Bookwolf
Date: 10/16/06 17:34
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

That was pure brilliance.

Author's Response: Oh wow, I got all vaclempt. Thanks! =]

Reviewer: EtherealElation
Date: 10/15/06 1:10
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

*applauds* Oh, I must congratulate you on a lovely Mary-Sue performance. I've seen far too many of these not to realize a master at work... xD Loved it. Bravissima!


Author's Response: Buongiorno Juli! Non parlo italiano, but I know enough to say 'Grazie!' Coming from someone who's had post traumatic Sue-stress, I really appreciate it. ^_^

Reviewer: lil_witch92
Date: 10/13/06 3:32
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

Great story! Very funny, clever and full of suspense. Well done :)

Author's Response: I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for taking the time to encourage with a review! =]

Reviewer: draco_lover147
Date: 10/11/06 18:32
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

i really like this

Author's Response: Thanks! Like the thought of Draco being allergic to Mary Sue's tanning oil, do you? :D If only Pansy would wear a perfume that had a similar effect, sigh...LOL.

Reviewer: Queen_of_Fire
Date: 10/08/06 16:45
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

Author's Response: Thank you! Laughing over a Sue is so much better than pulling out your hair or screaming obscenities like you've got Tourette's, LOL.

Reviewer: smiles13
Date: 09/15/06 1:12
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

That is so disgustingly perfect! Wonderful!

Author's Response: That reminds me of The Princess Bride when the evil count says 'I think that's the worst thing thing I've ever heard- how delightful!'

Thank you very much! :D

Reviewer: HJaneWeasley
Date: 09/03/06 16:09
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

i was laughing so hard as i read this, lol. great job!

Author's Response: I had a wicked good time writing it, lol, so I'm happy to say Thanks, again. ^_~

Reviewer: HJaneWeasley
Date: 09/03/06 16:09
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

i was laughing so hard as i read this, lol. great job!

Author's Response: Isn't laughing so much better than gritting your teeth? :D Thank you so much!

Reviewer: diggorydarlingxxo
Date: 09/01/06 21:22
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

you have a lot of talent =)

Author's Response: You're a darling to say so. ^_^ Thank you!

Reviewer: Maraurderinchief
Date: 08/30/06 17:13
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

HAHAHAHA it's good! Do another one, like maybe a Gary Stue?

Author's Response: Gary Stu was a good idea- thanks! ^_^

Reviewer: Maraurderinchief
Date: 08/30/06 17:12
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

HAHAHAHA it's good! Do another one, like maybe a Gary Stue?

Author's Response: That's an idea...maybe Mary Sue could meet up with Gary Stu in Mary Sue, Founders Love You! LOL

Reviewer: vampirebabe
Date: 08/27/06 22:19
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

er, you do know orlando has brown eyes, not blue?
but anyway, this story was sooooo funnyyy especially the witch/bitch thing and like the absurdity she gets to test each of the houses out. the only thing i can voice critism on is how hagrid stammers in her beauty. i dont care how mature she seems, hagrid would never be all pervish towards a student...but anyway, it was really sunny and ill read what ever more sequels of this you write! :)

Author's Response: Orlando also has curly brown hair, lol. This wasn't the Orlando, just a Legolas version of him, who lives in another dimension of the Potterverse with Mary Sue. (I pity him) :D One of the Mary Sue rules (that are more like guidelines, really) is canon males must fall at her feet, even if they act OOC to do it. He doesn't drool over the Marauder Era Hippie Chick Sue, though, so I hope you enjoy that one even more! Thank you so much for reading! ^_^

Reviewer: jomarch
Date: 08/27/06 15:48
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!



I kept wanting to laugh really, really loudly, which wouldn't have been so great, since I'm in a library....


Author's Response: Thanks! Was there an Irma Pince around? :D I hope for the sake of your stomach there was no Filch type chatting her up!

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people
Date: 08/27/06 10:48
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

*snorts* Classic! Mary-sue is my favourite character! Well, in fics like this ... Onto the prequal!

Author's Response: I agree, it has to be on purpose, lol. I once read a fic where the thirty year old Sue who mothered her way into Remus' heart ended up with Hermione as maid of honour and Harry as her Lamaze coach. If it had been a parody, I would've laughed so hard, but as it was, I scoffed 'Of course Hermione is your new bff- the only friends you have are the ones you leech onto at Hogwarts, witch!' and then I threw a wadded up piece of paper at the screen in a juvenile but satisfying gesture. :D

Reviewer: Sekhmet
Date: 08/09/06 18:24
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

Okay, first I have to stop laughing long enough to type a review! This has to be one of the funniest things that I have EVER read!

Seriously, this was brilliant! Not only is it hilarious, but it is extremely well written. If you are ever in need of a good laugh, and I mean a good loooooong laugh, this is it!!

Spectacular! I think I will always have to giggle when I think of this story!

Author's Response: Shucks folks, I'm speechless....good thing I only have to type! :D You made me grin ear to ear, so thank you for that...and if you ever get in the mood for a Mary Sue hippie chick, there's a prequel! ^_~

Reviewer: TickleVoldy
Date: 07/31/06 18:39
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

hahahaha this was great. that's completely 100% true, the Mary Sue character, at one time when I was writing fanfics people would send in themselves as Characters they wanted to be in my fic and they all were perfect and beautiful with red streaks in their hair. Those were the ones I killed off in the beginning, mwahaha. this was funny and delightfully sardonic.

Author's Response: At least you recognized them, lol. If they don't have super powers or incredible beauty, sometimes the ugly truth doesn't set it until they die beautifully and you want to spit on their grave! :D Thanks!

Reviewer: lilmissmalfoy
Date: 07/30/06 4:49
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

ha ha ha very funny

Author's Response: You laugh, I smile. Huzzah!

Reviewer: katiepotter
Date: 07/27/06 0:14
Chapter: Mary Sue, I love you!

i thought it was really funny but it made us california girls sound really bad! is that how u c us????? lol

Author's Response: Thanks, I've lived in California, and I didn't see myself that way, lol. No, I just wanted to take an American stereotype to Hogwarts. In the second parody, I kicked it up a notch with a California blonde hippy chick! :D

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