Reviewer: tha_looney_one
Date: 08/12/07 18:02
Chapter: Hemorrhoids or Gemstones?

tee hee. funnnnnyyyyyyy. looney like.

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron
Date: 06/29/07 21:23
Chapter: Hemorrhoids or Gemstones?

HAAAAHAAHAAAAAHA! Oh, I love this story! It is soooo funny!

Reviewer: DailyProphetEditor
Date: 03/18/07 15:26
Chapter: Hemorrhoids or Gemstones?

Ah, this is fun. I just love McGonagall bossing others around.

Reviewer: Ginny_v95
Date: 11/30/06 10:08
Chapter: Hemorrhoids or Gemstones?

Great story, I loved it! I felll out my chair laughing, but then I remember I was in the school library and everyone stared at me. Then I showed them the story, and they laughed too! Great fic, great fic. Could you give me writing lessons or something?

Reviewer: kumydabookworm
Date: 07/06/06 17:55
Chapter: Hemorrhoids or Gemstones?

I liked this story because Crabbe was such a fool. Draco would use him in this sort of way - that was classic.

I have trouble seeing McGonagall leaving a stone out in the open. She's not a Potions professor, so she wouldn't need a moonstone or a bezoar.

I think it should have been a different object that fit McGonagall's character better.

Still, it was hilarious! I loved it! Great job!


Author's Response: Thanks for the review Kumy! Really, the gemstone had no meaning other than McGonagall just liked it. Maybe someone gave it to her or it had sentimental value. I guess I should have added that in there, huh? Anyway, I appreciate you taking the time to read it!

Reviewer: gemini828
Date: 06/23/06 10:51
Chapter: Hemorrhoids or Gemstones?

Great stroy it was hilarious. I can just imagine Malfoy doing something like that. I give it a 10/10.

Author's Response: Thanks gemini828! I appreciate the review!

Reviewer: Gemma Hawk
Date: 11/30/05 10:46
Chapter: Hemorrhoids or Gemstones?

Wow, great story! Short, but humorous. It deffinaetly shows that you write for quality, not quantity! I loved this, and it was certainly more funny than the average humor fic. Draco seemed really in character, though I don't know if JKR would have him say "damn" but it fit in well. You made Crabbe and Goyle more than the average stupid buffoons, and gave them more charcter. Great job! I especially love this part: "Cocking his head to the side, and squinting up his face in contemplation, Goyle said, “I don’t know Draco, it just looks like a pretty rock to me.”" That had me laughing! But I do think that Crabbe shows a bit to much cleverness, though JKR doesn't give us that much insight to those characters, so I wouldn't really be able to comment on that. But anyway, this was really very funny, especially for a first timer! -Gemma (By the way, I love the banner!)

Author's Response: Thanks for the review, Gemma Hawk! I was certainly very unsure if anyone would find this little ficlet funny or not, but you've boosted my self-esteem a little. I enjoyed writing this fic so I might take another shot at a humor fic again sometime. Thanks again for the review, it's much appreciated!

Author's Response: Thanks for the review, Gemma Hawk! I was certainly very unsure if anyone would find this little ficlet funny or not, but you've boosted my self-esteem a little. I enjoyed writing this fic so I might take another shot at a humor fic again sometime. Thanks again for the review, it's much appreciated!

Reviewer: forgotten_poems
Date: 10/14/05 4:16
Chapter: Hemorrhoids or Gemstones?

I almost woke up my sister on the next floor from laughing!! This one definately goes to my faves. 10/10!

Author's Response: OMG, a SPEW review! I almost feinted when I saw this! :o) Thank you so much for your kind words, mala. It was an honor to have you read my story. You did touch on a few of my weak points, such as Americanism's and description. My poor Beta is always finding way's that I've stuck in an Americanism here or there, but I'm slowly getting better at it. Thanks for pointing it out, I'll go back and make that change. As far as my description goes, I admit, this chapter was a bit lacking in that respect. Chapter two got a little better and chapter three abounds with it. My Beta has been working with me in this area and I'm slowly learning to tap deeper into my imagination which is making my descriptions much better. A distinctive voice as an author? Wow, that's a great compliment coming from're work is excellent! I do tend to gravitate towards writing the more angsty/sad fictions, but I do like to mix it up a bit with a goofy line once in a while. Thank you so much for your review and thank you for taking the time to tell me what you liked and what you thought could be made better. I can only get better if I know what my readers want... Your review was much appreciated.

Author's Response: Oh my! lol That wasn't supposed to happen... My account keeps messing up and that was a response to a review from my other fic. Sorry about I feel slightly embarrassed... Well, to answer your review, I'm glad you thougt it was funny! That makes me feel good since it was my first try at humor. Maybe I'll try it again sometime. Thank you so much for putting it in your favorites, I feel all special now! Thanks for reading!

Reviewer: HermyRox12
Date: 10/11/05 17:42
Chapter: Hemorrhoids or Gemstones?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Funny! So what mystical powers does this gem have. Very Funny! Oh, Look! I'm the first reviewer. Cool. Good story. ~HermyRox12~

Author's Response: Whew, I'm glad it was funny! This was my first try at a humor fic and I wasn't sure that it was really all that funny. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I hadn't originally intended for the gem to have any powers. I wanted it to just be something that McGonagall thought was pretty so she displayed it on her desk. I think she's got a little more sense than to leave something with great power in the reach of the students... Black gemstones are supposed to have powerful warding and protective powers, so I guess she could have had it sitting on her desk for those reasons. It's up to you, whatever your imagination would like it to be. I rather like the idea that Draco went through all the trouble to steal something that meant nothing and got in all of that trouble for it. I think it's funnier that way. Thanks for your review, I appreciate it!

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