Reviewer: A_Pink_lady
Date: 07/31/07 10:37
Chapter: James and the Giant Squid

Okay, now its been like a year, ive given up hope of you updating this wonderful story, so im gonna write a final, full review for this.
This, and the prequal, has to be my fav humour story ever. Its so funny, theyre so in character to what we've been told about the characters, remus the serious one, but still being funny, sirirus with singing? Lol. I just want to say that i love this story, it has brought me lots of laughs and great memorys and i hope that one day you will return and bring us another wonderful chapter!

Author's Response: Awww, thank you so much. I'm glad you enjoyed the story. I do try to make the characters act as canon as possible. I've returned, so expect more chapters in the future!

Reviewer: RowenaRavenclaw
Date: 06/03/07 15:52
Chapter: James and the Giant Squid

really, its been well over a month now. <
>=< hurry up.

Reviewer: rowenaravenclaw1
Date: 06/01/07 23:09
Chapter: In Which Sirius Meets His Idol (Sir Elton John)

You are in my favs...congrats! What code do you use to get pics on your page?????

Author's Response: I just went to Quizilla and got the HTML code, then put it onto my page. Thanks for adding me to your favs!

Reviewer: Prongsies_Girl_93
Date: 05/26/07 23:41
Chapter: James and the Giant Squid

C'mon! update soon!

Reviewer: Eggo Waffle
Date: 05/25/07 19:58
Chapter: In Which Sirius Meets His Idol (Sir Elton John)

XD

Please update soon!

Reviewer: rowenaravenclaw1
Date: 05/22/07 17:43
Chapter: James and the Giant Squid

"Hogwarts, Meet the Marauders! by Kelsid
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1. In Which Sirius Meets His Idol (Sir Elton John)2. In Which James Finds Out the Awful Truth3. In Which the Plot Actually Progresses4. In Which Many Things Happen5. In Which the Progress Made in the Last Chapter Backtracks6. James and the Giant Squid
Author's Notes:
Only four words, my readers- It's been too long. Okay. I lied. I also want to credit the Chapter Title to my friend Jessie S. Cookies for her!!


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There is only one thing worse in life than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.





-Oscar Wilde





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Moony






Well. This was certainly interesting. Remus leaned against the bathroom sink, trying to think of something. Sirius had run away, and Peter was mysteriously missing. He could either try to find them, or do nothing. His first instinct was to go with finding them… but then again, it was so blissfully quiet…



He relaxed a bit more, closing his eyes. No, this wasn’t going to work. His conscience was gnawing at him, and besides, Peter and Sirius were his friends no matter how annoying they were.



Remus went to the door, ready to ease himself out when Moaning Myrtle appeared from a toilet. Great.



"You’re leaving me?” Her bottom lip quivered, as though she were seriously hurt.



He didn’t want to get into this. “Look, Myrtle, I’m really sorry. But I’ve got to find Sirius and Peter.”



The ghost slid up closer to him, staring at him. “Why find them… when you could be with me?” she asked, slipping a ghostly hand through his shoulder.



“Um…”



“You don’t love me!” she choked. “I was in love with Harry, but he never knew! He taunted me too! But you never did… you were always so nice…” Immediately, she dove back into her toilet, leaving Remus alone once again. Time for his great escape… he’d always wanted to do this, and now really seemed the perfect opportunity…



Leaning against the wall, he looked left and right. Seeing no one, he dived to the floor, rolling around a few times before popping back up, shifting his eyes this way and that. Sneaking carefully to the door, he slammed himself against the wall one more time to avoid being seen by spies. Finally, in one swift movement, Remus threw open the door and dashed outside.



Remus Lupin, agent 008. Oh yes, he liked it. Now that his moment of fun was over, he had to get back to business. Find Sirius and Peter… and James and Lily, and then they could go home. Back home to where his mother baked magical cookies and cakes and pastries and…



He hit his head with his hand. That was probably the weirdest thought he’d ever had in his life. Gently, he worked his way through the hallways, running into no one. Careful… careful…



Suddenly, a round faced boy appeared out of nowhere. Remus spun around, looking for a place to hide, but there was none. Just wonderful.



The boy looked a bit confused, once even scratching his scalp. Finally, he turned around and looked at Remus, much to his horror. Remus had begun to slink away, but it was too late now.



“Uh…” the boy still looked confused. Maybe it wouldn’t be so incomprehensible to run away. “Do you know where the bathroom is? Sorry… but I sort of forgot…” He looked extremely hesitant, and Remus couldn’t help but point in the right direction.



“Thanks,” the boy replied, giving a relived smile and left, sort of shuffling off. Remus started off again, but was stopped short when the boy said, a little bit unsure, “You know, I haven’t seen you around. Are you new?”



“Um…”



“You look really familiar.”



“I think you’re mistaken…” Suddenly, a thought hit Remus. Maybe this was his son! It wouldn’t be impossible… how else would he know who Remus was? Maybe he was famous in the future. But either way, the thought of offspring made Remus wince a little whenever he looked at the boy.



It looked as though a light bulb went off above the boy’s head as his face lit up. “You were on that video!” he cried, looking excited. Then his face darkened a bit as he added, “You turned my dad into a duck…”



“Uh… Oh! You mean Frank! You’re Frank’s son?” He looked at the boy’s face, and noticed a resemblance. “I’m quite sorry about that, I never meant to…”



“Wait.” The boy’s face screwed up as he thought. “If you turned my dad into a duck, that must have been about twenty years ago or so. But you look the same…”



This was getting a little too close for comfort. Remus felt the inside of his pocket- and what a stroke of luck. Just what he wanted was tucked inside. “You know, I’m really sorry about this, but I’ve really, really got to find my friends, and I can’t have you find out who I really am…”



The last thing the boy saw must have been a cylinder like object coming towards his face with the words “Moony’s Unperfected Prank” written on the side.



As Remus ran away, Neville was rolling around the floor as an armadillo. Like father… like son.






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Sirius Black






Sirius Black was still at the preschool, and the children had gone wild. Completely and utterly wild. The ice cream girl first scribbled all over her piece of toilet paper and then promptly threw it away, demanding real paper. After that, she began to draw on a picture of some strange cartoon creature that resembled an aardvark and wore glasses and a yellow sweater. With her additions, he had sported a brand new curly moustache and devil horns. Actually, it quite improved on the drawing…" hey! Authur's tight! Also, plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz uipdate! plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Reviewer: Helios Sol
Date: 05/20/07 9:40
Chapter: In Which Sirius Meets His Idol (Sir Elton John)

It is now only about 2 months and 10 days from being a year from your last update! Seriously, what happened? You'd think that it was abandoned.

Reviewer: RowenaRavenclaw
Date: 05/13/07 7:20
Chapter: James and the Giant Squid

oh no! lily_writed, i think she IS dead! it's the Great Mugglenet Massacre- none of my favorite authors are updating- *wails* why have you forsaken me????

Author's Response: Oooo, I'm so sorry! I've returned with the help of Harry and his Resurrection stone (surely he could have taken a quick nip back into the forest to get it...) so expect *somewhat* regular updates.

Reviewer: BringPadfootBack
Date: 04/22/07 12:48
Chapter: James and the Giant Squid

love it. write more. i need more!

Reviewer: marica
Date: 02/13/07 15:58
Chapter: James and the Giant Squid

you have got to write more this the, best story i have read, absoulty amazing

Reviewer: _dep_
Date: 02/12/07 13:31
Chapter: James and the Giant Squid

LOVE IT TO THE SHIZNITS!!!!

Reviewer: goddess of light
Date: 01/22/07 17:43
Chapter: In Which Many Things Happen

IIIIIIIIIII seeeeeeeee a tyyyyypoooooooo! (really, I do, what would Avada Kedvra be? It seems you've missed an A.) This is I think the second error I've (for want of a better word) complained about in about two days, for which I am so sorry, my next review will probably be one of exploding laughter, but until you update I think I'll just keep obsessing over tiny errors. O.o My way of torturing you into updating. MUAHAHAHA!....yeah.

Reviewer: fuzz_nose
Date: 01/19/07 11:21
Chapter: James and the Giant Squid

The sequel is coming along great so far! Can't wait for the next chapter...But I have one question- if Lily already admitted her feelings to James, then why was she angry that Fred and George thought she was James' girlfriend?
Confusing? Sorry.
-fuzz_nose

Reviewer: twinweasley_89
Date: 01/12/07 19:28
Chapter: In Which Many Things Happen

I have no idea where Sirius is but I can't wait to find out!

Reviewer: Kay Loves You All
Date: 01/11/07 12:39
Chapter: James and the Giant Squid

Crap iy. You CANNOT just LEAVE it like that!

UPDATE VERY SOON OR ELSE.

Reviewer: J_Bird
Date: 12/28/06 21:20
Chapter: James and the Giant Squid

It is really great! I love the plot, it is a good idea. I suggest bringing older Sirius more in the story. Please give us fans more!

Reviewer: Pottergirl
Date: 12/26/06 19:22
Chapter: James and the Giant Squid

But Fred and George were not laughing like they had been before. This time they were staring straight at his forehead.

Aha! No scar! 10/10

Reviewer: Pretty_Fangirl
Date: 12/18/06 8:02
Chapter: James and the Giant Squid

OMG, really suspenceful, and I 100% loved it!!! Please, please, please, please, please, please, please update! (Please, with sugar on top?!!!)

Reviewer: LovelyxLena
Date: 11/14/06 21:54
Chapter: In Which Sirius Meets His Idol (Sir Elton John)

"Hogwarts, Meet the Marauders: Chapter 6 is done, and in queue. FINALLY!!!!!!!"

It's been four months.. Is the story abandoned?

Reviewer: Banana Shroogle
Date: 11/06/06 0:01
Chapter: James and the Giant Squid

Oh, cars!

But update. Please!!

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