Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 04/08/06 12:15
Chapter: It's A Horrible Life

Okay, I officially loved that... though why Lupin and not Sirius? Hmmm.... doesn't really matter. That was funny. Anyway, I love the crossover reference, with the character named Harry in both, etc. Marvelous. My random laughing line in this one was the "What carrot?" I also enjoyed Dumbledore's Enron stocks! Funnily, when Enron crashed, I thought it was a sign that Ron would die in the next HP book... *Face-palm*

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 04/08/06 12:10
Chapter: The Nutcracked

I love the Marauders, and that was great! The best part was Sugar Plum Fairy!Remus, and of course, Rat King Wormtail was appropriate. My only problem is, Lily's muggleborn. Her granddad wouldn't have a wand... oh well. Still brilliant!

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 04/08/06 12:08
Chapter: Hagrid Got Run Over By A Reindeer

That was wonderful! Wherever do you get these strokes of brilliance? My brother and I cracked up for about five minutes at Snape... and my Random Giggle Moment of the Chapter was, "There's a flobberworm eating your hand..." I found that hilarious. Another great part was Dumbledore's horoscope, and, of course, Santa's note!

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 04/08/06 12:01
Chapter: The Twelve Days of Christmas

That's very funny, though Luna was just a bit OOC. I don't have any problems with non-canon ships; however, I don't think Luna would respond to these bizarre gifts like a normal person! Why do I always laugh at random bits? Such as, "I DO NOT LIKE FIRE CRABS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!" Anyway, this story definitely brightened my day! You seemed like you were rather hyper when you wrote it, which I can definitely relate to!

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 04/08/06 11:55
Chapter: Deck the Halls

This is amazingly funny. For some reason, I laughed at "Glon't glention glit," brain-damaged Hagrid... I found that terribly humorous. I also enjoyed Ron's innocence when it comes to certain, er, feminine things. That's actually pretty in-character.

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 04/08/06 11:51
Chapter: Buster the Blue-Beaked Hippogriff

This story just keeps getting better and better. I loved the dating show, with Harry in his orange suit and Hermione in her dress. The best part, however, was: "Buster wandered through the snow, alone and hurt. He felt bereaved, bitter, cheerless, dejected, depressed, despairing, despondent, disconsolate, dismal, distressed, doleful, downcast, forlorn, gloomy, glum, grief-stricken, heartbroken, low-spirited, lugubrious, melancholy, morose, mournful, pensive, pessimistic, somber, sorrowful, troubled, upset, wistful, and even woebegone. He came upon a strange hut, and even though hippogriffs usually stay away from humans, he smelled food in this house. He was a hungry hungry hippo…griff." Did you need a thesaurus for that?

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 04/08/06 11:45
Chapter: Grawpy the Snowman

Harry's hilarious! My favourite part is: HARRY: *Bursts into the common room* Hermionehermionehermionehermionehermionehermioneeee! *Crying* HERMIONE: It’s okay, it’s okay…just tell me what’s wrong. HARRY: Well, Hagrid, Ron and I? *Sniffle* We were…we were making a snowman? And it sort of…sort of…*Hiccup*…came to life. HERMIONE: …I see. Of course, he's the hero, he gets anything!

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 04/08/06 11:40
Chapter: How The Snape Stole Christmas

That's cute! I can just imagine Snape's heart growing, and his eyelashes fluttering, just like the Grinch in the film.

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 04/08/06 11:38
Chapter: A Christmas Scarol

This chapter is hilarious! I've never been much of a Draco fan, but I love your portrayal! I was Scrooge in that play once (Yes, I am a girl), and so I know the story well. My favourite line was, "Are you the ghost of bad fashion?"

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 04/08/06 11:33
Chapter: The Flightmare Before Christmas

This is hilarious! As a Ron fan, I'm very glad that you made Harry the stupidest one for once.

Reviewer: Oppungo
Date: 03/18/06 7:03
Chapter: The Flightmare Before Christmas

This is hilarious! I love the narrator’s input, and the plot is inspired! Lots of Hermione’s lines in particular made me laugh, such as “You heard me.” and “We’re the main characters of the story. We can do whatever we want.” Oh, and Dumbledore’s “Why else would I waste so many years growing a beard??” Why indeed... A great idea and you pulled it off well, unlike a lot of script-fics out there, well done! I hope you'll write a sequel!

Reviewer: wishiwereaweasley
Date: 02/11/06 14:03
Chapter: Buster the Blue-Beaked Hippogriff

Oh dear! I'm still laughing, this was quite entertaining! I liked every little part, from Hagrid cuddleing little Buster, to Artie the giant spider, to the fantastic dating show! Dumbledore should henceforth be written in ghetto-style! I also really liked the moonwalking. Just seemed very appropriate to me! The fact that we shouldn't be able to understand Hippogriffian was a nice touch as well. All in all, this was an excellent addition to your collection, and I'm looking forward to reading the next one!

Reviewer: fairiesandcream
Date: 02/07/06 20:23
Chapter: Buster the Blue-Beaked Hippogriff

"Waz up dawg" I cracked up at that. Can anybody picture Emma Watson doing that? Also "Dumbledore in the hiz house". xD. Ron's so funny.

Reviewer: fairiesandcream
Date: 02/07/06 20:12
Chapter: Grawpy the Snowman

Don't you hate when you just take a mouthful of coffe and then start laughing hysterically? I almost chocked to death. I think it was the bit where Harry pulled the dog out of his pocket. I'm giggling right now just thinking about it. So funny! Ron and Harry are awesome!

Reviewer: fairiesandcream
Date: 02/07/06 20:00
Chapter: How The Snape Stole Christmas

Awww! Hehe, love that story.

Reviewer: fairiesandcream
Date: 02/07/06 19:52
Chapter: A Christmas Scarol

Oh my gosh! I love it! Sorry I didn't review on the last chapter but I was in Melbourne (as in not home) and I didn't have the password for my account. Totally halarious! How do you come up with this stuff? You're awesome.

Reviewer: Youth
Date: 01/24/06 22:25
Chapter: White Christmas

I just read through this whole story, and it was THE BEST! 10/10!!!!

Reviewer: picollo
Date: 11/23/05 0:20
Chapter: How The Snape Stole Christmas

how touching!

Reviewer: picollo
Date: 11/23/05 0:13
Chapter: A Christmas Scarol

Cool....very original and totally funny. Crabbe and Goyle talking like giggly girls..ha! that's a first. Christmas has arrived early..a 10!

Reviewer: prongs123
Date: 06/01/05 17:35
Chapter: White Christmas

i'm really sad this ended but i loved it!! it's such a cute story!!!

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