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Name: Hermione Lurves Ron (Signed) · Date: 03/30/07 17:16 · For: White Christmas
OMG I LOOOOOVE THIS STORY! Especially the 12 Days of Christmas!


Name: ginny202 (Signed) · Date: 03/20/07 19:47 · For: The [Insert Adjective Here]-est Christmas Pageant Ever
K, heeeere are my FAV-O-RIT-E PARTS!:

RON: Aww Ö can I be a stage curtain?

*ENTER: RON in a shepherd outfit*

RON: Hey guys! How do I look?

HERMIONE: Like a shepherd.

RON: Shepherd?? I thought this was Michael Jackson! *Leaves moonwalking*

HARRY: But Ö but Ö but Ö

HERMIONE: Stop talking about someoneís butt, Harry. Thatís vulgar.

*ENTER: RON*

RON: *Wearing a wise man outfit* How about this? Is THIS Michael Jackson?

HARRY: Yeah. The satin really shows it.

HERMIONE: BOTH OF YOU GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BLOODY CRUCIO YOU!

RON: *Squeals with fear and runs off like a little sissy girl*

HARRY: HERMIONE! You scared him! Now heís gonna have bad dreams.

HERMIONE: Oops.


DUMBLEDORE: Hi, everyone!

EVERYONE: Hi, Professor Dumbledore!

DUMBLEDORE: Welcome to our very first Hogwarts Christmas Play! Itíll be tons of fun!

SLYTHERINS: BOO! THIS SUCKS!

DUMBLEDORE: Yíknow, Iíve had it with you Slytherins. Go to the bloody Durmstrang school! GET OUT! I HATE YOU ALL!

SLYTHERINS: *Leave with shocked faces*

DUMBLEDORE: GOD, that felt good. Now, on with the show!

GINNY: My lord, news from Bethlehem.

HARRY: Kinky.

GINNY: Apparently thereís some new baby whoís supposed to overrule you.

HARRY: What? No one overrules King Bob! I mean, King Herod! We must dispose of him!

RON: HU HU HU!

HARRY: *Whispers* Ron! Itís Ho ho ho! Not Hu hu hu!

RON: I mean, HO HO HO! What seems to be the problem kids!

CHO: Our play is kaput!

NEVILLE: We canít do it without any help!

HARRY: What they said!

RON: Donít worry kids! I can help! Come with me in my spaceship! Weíll go to Planet Santa in the Ford Galaxy (adjacent to the Milky Way), and be blissfully, blissfully happy until the end of our days!

CHO: YAAY!

HARRY: YAAY!

NEVILLE: *Checks his lines* Ö YAAY!

RON: Letís go!

CHO: *Climbs in spaceship*

NEVILLE: *Climbs in spaceship*

DUMBLEDORE: *Comes on stage* That was wonderful everyone! Unfortunately, everyone that was in the play is getting sued two million dollars each for infringing on copyright laws and having a certain religion in a book!

HARRY: Aww man!

HERMIONE: Donít worry! We can steal the money from our movie counterparts!

RON: Of course! Rupert has loads of money! And he just wastes it on putting all of that electrical fencing around his house so that the crazed girl fans *Glares at any of you Female Rupert Lovers reading this story* canít get into his house!

HERMIONE: Excellent! Letís go!

GINNY: Hey professor! Your beardís on fire!

DUMBLEDORE: Huh? *Notices his beard is getting fried by one of the stage lights* SON OF A--

EVERY STUDENT: *Gawks in shock at Dumbledore*

DUMBLEDORE: I mean Ö whoops! Clumsy me! *Runs out*



K, awl done! Have you seen Blazing Saddles? Cuz I recognize some lines from that movie! YAY!


I'd say The 'Funni'-est Christmas...blah blah blah...


Name: ginny202 (Signed) · Date: 03/20/07 19:28 · For: It's A Horrible Life
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lupin and James? EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!

But I'M in love with James! *Pouts*


Name: ginny202 (Signed) · Date: 03/20/07 19:19 · For: It's A Horrible Life
I WILL NOT KILL YOU BECAUSE IT'S SO FUNNY! K, um, actually...I didn't actually read it yet...I read a little bit...I'll go read more, yes? *zips off to read more*


Name: ginny202 (Signed) · Date: 03/20/07 19:18 · For: The Nutcracked
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PIECE OF LITERATURE I HAVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND THAT EXISTS IN THE WHOLE BIG FAT UNIVERSE! I LOVE YOU! Umm... I love your story...yeah...k...


Name: ginny202 (Signed) · Date: 03/20/07 17:20 · For: How The Snape Stole Christmas
Wow, this was so clever! I'm impressed!


Name: ginny202 (Signed) · Date: 03/20/07 17:11 · For: A Christmas Scarol
Ha! That was the funniest business in the company! I mean... that was the funniest company in the business! I mean, golly gee whillikers, that story sure was keen! I mean... it was funny, alright?! Sheesh.

I love how you make inanimate (that how you spell it?) have a part! Like: TIME: Passes
ALARM: goes off
I also love how you... um... k, I loved everything! (still do, matter o' fact)


Name: ginny202 (Signed) · Date: 03/20/07 16:46 · For: The Flightmare Before Christmas
OH MY SANTA! (get it? cuz 'santa' 'lanta' ' as in: oh my lanta!' and the story has santa in it... oh never mind...) HAHAHAHAHAHA! I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA WOW I'M SO KOOKOO ACTUALLY I'M REALLY HYPER AND THIS WAS SOOOO FUNNY YAY HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Umm... anyhoo, great story! MWAH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ahem...


Name: james and lily fan (Signed) · Date: 12/06/06 10:12 · For: Buster the Blue-Beaked Hippogriff
that was good, but i noticed one...confusing mistake. kilik was contestant # 2, darius was # 1


Name: james and lily fan (Signed) · Date: 12/06/06 10:04 · For: Grawpy the Snowman
omgsh that was SOOOO funny! i love it!


Name: james and lily fan (Signed) · Date: 12/06/06 9:57 · For: How The Snape Stole Christmas
awwww that was so cute! i definitely liked this one


Name: james and lily fan (Signed) · Date: 12/06/06 9:50 · For: A Christmas Scarol
oh i really liked this one! that was so cool!


Name: james and lily fan (Signed) · Date: 12/06/06 9:42 · For: The Flightmare Before Christmas
umm idk about this. its good writing, but it moves WAAAY too fast and it was a little hard to understand. i know its really difficult to do stuff in script writing, so it might have been jsut a bit better if it wasnt in script. but...seeing as you're story's already finished, thats probably not possible. good job anyways though!


Name: Big_Kelpie (Signed) · Date: 11/28/06 15:42 · For: How The Snape Stole Christmas
well its ok


Name: Big_Kelpie (Signed) · Date: 11/28/06 15:38 · For: A Christmas Scarol
well this story is much funnier than the last one.. u could have mad tonks as malfoy's cousin considering she is his actual cousin and everything


Name: Big_Kelpie (Signed) · Date: 11/28/06 15:31 · For: The Flightmare Before Christmas
Well good first chapter.. me likes idiot harry


Name: mariarulez (Signed) · Date: 10/10/06 20:09 · For: White Christmas
that was a really nice story. i loved it very much.


Name: Pottergirl (Signed) · Date: 08/23/06 19:58 · For: White Christmas
GRRRR. I had an AWESOME idea aww, well 10/10 SEQUAL!!!


Name: Pottergirl (Signed) · Date: 08/23/06 19:42 · For: The Nutcracked
*laughing so hard she can't even say anything*


Name: Pottergirl (Signed) · Date: 08/23/06 19:30 · For: The Twelve Days of Christmas
ooh, I have an idea! THE POLAR EXPRESS!!!! The story about the boy who goes to the North pole and meets Santa and is given 'the 1st gift of xmas' then he loses it 'cause his bathrobe pocket has a hole but he finds it again xmas morning. You could do the movie version if the book seems just too, um, tame.



Loved this bit:

HERMIONE: HmmmÖno good humor fanfic is complete without someone falling. Have we had anyone falling yet?

HARRY: I donít think so.

HERMIONE: Okay. Just checking. *Throws NEVILLE out a window*

NEVILLE: WHAT THE @#$%! *Acts very out of cannon* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*Splat*

HERMIONE: *Looks out the window at his broken remains* You think that was funny enough?

HARRY: Iím not sure. Better do another one in case.

HERMIONE: Youíre the boss. *Throws SNAPE out a window*

SNAPE: AAAAAAAAAH! YOU @#$%ing kids! Iím gonna @#$% your @#$ until you @#$%^%#$$*()#(*$&@(*&#@)#^@!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dies*

*Holds gut in as she howls in laughter* Well, the good news is that the HBP is dead!!!10/10


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