Reviewer: Noel Weasley
Date: 05/04/07 15:19
Chapter: The Madness of Albus Dumbledore

"Harry! How wonderful to see you again! And you've brought me a dead cat! It's not even my birthday!" Dumbledore beamed like a fool.

"Dammit, Harry, all the time with the questions! Do you ever shut up?"Dumbledore barked. "Really, let's deal with one problem at a time, I'm not a miracle worker!"

The next morning Dumbledore and McGonagall arrived at the lobby of the Ministry of Magic, Dumbledore seeming to be in an especially good mood and swinging the petrified Crookshanks around by his tail. He was also loudly greeting every witch and wizard whose name he could remember, and if he couldn't remember their name, he either made one up or called them something rude. McGonagall was somewhat mortified, but imagined this was some strange tactic of Dumbledore's to help further her cause.

"Dawlish, you scruffy-looking pile of Hippogriff droppings, how delightful to see you again!"Dumbledore crowed as they stepped into the elevator. Dawlish's eyes widened and he backed against the wall as Dumbledore stomped in swinging Crookshanks around madly. "This is how we handle malicious felines at Hogwarts! Corrupt my teachers, will you??"

"Delores, you ungodly bitch!"Dumbledore said cheerfully, "It is an honor!" Umbridge sputtered like a teakettle for a few moments as she registered what Dumbledore had just said to her.

"I.....Er....excuse me?"

"Out spreading evil this morning?"Dumbledore said, "You always did have a knack for it.

Oh yes? Well, then, I suppose I'll just have to beat you to death with a petrified vampire-cat!" Dumbledore shouted, and began swinging Crookshanks at Umbridge, beating her over the shoulder with the petrified ginger fluff ball. Outraged, Umbridge tried to make a run for it, but Dumbledore chased after her, flagellating her without mercy while everyone in the office looked on in stunned horror.

"Yes, yes.....well.....You and Draco......So that's what you were doing in the dungeons together......"Snape looked mortified as he came to this realization. Harry waited while Snape shook his head to clear it. When he looked up he was himself again. "Potter! I'm sure gay relationships between students is somehow against the school rules! 300 points from Gryffindor! And you have detention for the rest of the year! And....And...." Snape suddenly fell backwards as Neville Longbottom shot out from between the trees and sank his fangs into Snape's throat.

I do love this chapter of the story and i love Dumbledore too! Ahh, good times, good times.

Author's Response: i'm so glad you enjoyed it, i felt rather inspired when i wrote this one:)

Reviewer: Loopy Loony Luna
Date: 05/03/07 13:09
Chapter: The Madness of Albus Dumbledore

Ow. I think I just feel off my chair laughing. Yeah I did. Ow.

Wow, Dumbledore was so cool in this chapter!

"Oh yes? Well, then, I suppose I'll just have to beat you to death with a petrified vampire-cat!"

Keep up the amazingly random work!

Author's Response: thank you:) i appreciate the enthusiasm:)

Reviewer: Pick Up A Potter
Date: 05/03/07 11:14
Chapter: The Madness of Albus Dumbledore

Wow another amazing chapter I was laughing my head of at dumbledores antics!!!!!!!!


Author's Response: lol thank you:)

Reviewer: FreeFlyDragon
Date: 05/03/07 9:44
Chapter: Hermione's Awakening

This made my day! I loved Dumbledore in the last chapter. Amazingly Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewer: Durmstrang_Grim
Date: 05/02/07 19:32
Chapter: The Madness of Albus Dumbledore

This was the funniest chapter so far! Update Quickly!!!!

Author's Response: I'll try...

Reviewer: chinese_fireball
Date: 05/02/07 19:29
Chapter: The Madness of Albus Dumbledore

That was sooooo funny, i was laughing my head off, that was a good chapter!

Author's Response: thanks:)

Reviewer: Blinded Moon
Date: 05/01/07 15:04
Chapter: The Madness of Albus Dumbledore

This story is just AMAZING! So glad that you added a new chapter!! Ooh, I wonder if Harry will ever find his lover...and if Crookshanks will ever get the custody of his children? SO MUCH SUSPENSE!!

Author's Response: i hope you'll be able to handle all that suspense lol

Reviewer: A_Pink_lady
Date: 05/01/07 14:43
Chapter: The Madness of Albus Dumbledore

oh my god...Dumbledores really lost it...not good....wow, this is one confusing, mad story! I really like it though, its very unusual! I cant wait for an update!

Author's Response: thank you:)

Reviewer: Big_Kelpie
Date: 05/01/07 10:08
Chapter: The Madness of Albus Dumbledore

Its dolores, not delores.. great chapter. .i cnat wait to know what happens with harryy.

Author's Response: thank you for the nice compliment and i shall try to work on the next chapter quickly:)

Reviewer: Noel Weasley
Date: 05/01/07 7:05
Chapter: Sordid Affairs

Some little muggle tart with a interest in long hard wands? a bit to much info there. i hope i don't have nightmares.

Whoever this stranger was, there was certainly something Black about him...

Is it my dear Sirius?

Author's Response: oh you bet:)

Reviewer: Noel Weasley
Date: 05/01/07 7:01
Chapter: Letters

Mr. Weasley was in so much shock that he fainted, the letter still in his hand.

I LOVE THIS!

Author's Response: lol

Reviewer: Noel Weasley
Date: 05/01/07 6:59
Chapter: Hermione's Awakening

I love this story! Any excessive amount of stress or activity could cause the tumor to swell and her head could explode."

i immediately added this to my faves and I'm glad!

Reviewer: Noel Weasley
Date: 05/01/07 6:57
Chapter: Hermione's Awakening

I love this story! Any excessive amount of stress or activity could cause the tumor to swell and her head could explode."

i immediately added this to my faves and I'm glad!

Author's Response: thank you, i'm so glad you enjoyed it:)

Reviewer: born4purple
Date: 04/30/07 23:44
Chapter: The Madness of Albus Dumbledore

woot woot first review!! I can't wait to see what happens next!!

Author's Response: thanks! I'm just so glad this chapter finally got accepted!

Reviewer: imclyde
Date: 04/17/07 9:50
Chapter: Creatures of the Night

Can't wait till we can see the next chapter!

Author's Response: geez....thanks mom....lol

Reviewer: loch_nessa
Date: 03/26/07 15:19
Chapter: Creatures of the Night

Oooh i loved it....please say there is more

Author's Response: there is, it just takes me awhile

Reviewer: loch_nessa
Date: 03/26/07 15:18
Chapter: Creatures of the Night

Oooh i loved it....please say there is more

Reviewer: Chained
Date: 03/03/07 8:27
Chapter: Creatures of the Night

I LOVE the story! It's hilarious! Though I don't get the vampire thing. Well, I do, but, why a vampire? Please, please post the next chapter soon! Your story gave me an idea of my own. Don't worry, it's completly different.

Author's Response: I don't know, I was in a dark mood and felt like vampires, and why not?

Reviewer: RowenaRavenclaw
Date: 03/03/07 4:32
Chapter: Creatures of the Night

hehehe, i wonder who the first vampire was... and why is hermiones head not bulging anymore...? anyway, i cant wait for the next episode!

Author's Response: lol excellent questions:)

Reviewer: Sara_Bella
Date: 02/18/07 14:46
Chapter: Creatures of the Night

this is so freaking hilarious, keep it up!

Author's Response: thanks, i'll try:)

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