hehe, as for ideas:
Nagini is forced to eat raw brocoli voldy's growing, gets fed up with it all, abandons Voldy, gets captured and sold at a pet store, to either thriving animal performers and becomes famous, or lives in the forest and befriends the boy snake in the garden you mentioned in the earlier chapters.
yay for the fourth chappie! please, please, please don't stop writing, I'll commit suicide if you do!
Author's Response: Lol! Please don't commit suicide. :-) Chapter 5 will finished eventually. Just not sure when yet. I'm still writing it.
LOL! That was funny, I really, really enjoyed it. Totaly unique and humorous, just the way I like them.!
Loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you could do Voldemort as a chef....
Author's Response: Thanks for the idea and reviewing!
Still lovin' it. It's like a cross between Harry Potter and the Georgia Nicolson series! Perhaps what you need is a change of scenery... you know, have Nagini go spy on Hogwarts for awhile; pay a visit to the Dursleys; go be an apprentice to Peeves, etc. The possibilites are endless. If you don't like any of those ideas, I'm happy to talk more about it with you. Good luck!
Author's Response: I like those ideas! Especially the Dursley and Hogwarts ones! :-) It might be a little while before I get to writing it, but when I do, I'll let you know where I post it. Apparently, I might night be able to get future chapters approved as it's written in a "bullet-style" format and it's frowned upon, I guess.
Another brilliant chapter! I love the way you describe the events of book 6 (Narcissa and Bellatrix coming to visit Snape, etc) except through Nagini's voice they sound completely ridiculous. Favorite line: 'You know, if it wasn't for the fact that Voldy could turn me into a belt (a very fashionable belt, I might add)'. . . I found one typo, but that was it: Right now I'm in the middle of packing for my torturous journey to keep an eye that spaz Wormtail. It should be 'keep an eye on that spaz Wormtail.' Anyway, congrats on another great chapter!
Author's Response: Thanks for pointing out the typo. I'll go and fix right away. :-)
Omg, I love it! This is hilarious! I would love to help you, but I can't see anything you could do better! Here, I'll go read the next chapters...
Author's Response: Thanks for R&Ring!
I know what you could do! get Voldy to make the death eaters eat the veg he's grow (Nagini and Greyback included). Bellatrix making a love potion but for who *coughVoldycough*? and Wormtail being torched and Snape in a dress.
Author's Response: Thanks for the ideas! :-) I'll definitely be taking them into consideration.
LMAO!!! that was hilarious! i luv this story, its the funniest thing on MNFF since Harry's Potion (and that's updated annually nowadays)! i cant w8 4 ch. 5!
Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing. As for chapter five, it will be a while for it as I have run out of ideas, lol. That, and if chapter 5 does come to fruitation, there's a good chance I won't be posting it here.
AND.. You definatly need ideas, I didn't really laugh at this one.
Unfortuatly humor is not my forte.
Author's Response: Yeah, I was kinda running low on ideas with this chapter. I appologize. I think I may end the story here at this chapter... or at the very least until an idea for a new chapter springs up in my head. lol Thanks for reviewing anyway! :-)
Did you possibly put this on another site, so I can cheat and read it somewhere else?
Author's Response: Actually, I do have it on another site, but I'm only up to the second chapter there. Once this chapter gets approved, I'll send you the link to the new sites so you can check for the updates there. :-)
What do you mean by that?
It's STILL not validated !!!!?????
Author's Response: Hi! Thanks for being the first reviewer! I appologize that the chapter hasn't been approved yet. I don't know what's taking so long for it. The queue should be moving faster now with all the changes they did. Thankfully I won't be dealing with them anymore after this.
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIYYYY!!!!!! ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE HUMOR FICS, AND IT'S NOT VALIDATES YET!!!!!!!!!!
Well, consolation prize, I'm the first reviewer.
Very nice. I so needed a laugh tonight, and what do I find? You’ve added two chapters to this story that I didn’t even know about. The story is so funny from the first line—I love Nagini’s “voice”—but here’s an especial pleaser: “Also, I can't expect to travel without Mr. Snuggley-boo, my teddy. Did I just admit that?! Oh well, it's not like somebody is going to steal this diary and post it for a bunch of people to read....” The idea of Voldy’s snake with a teddy just cracks me up, and the second half of the passage…lol! It reminds me of those movies (like Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) in which one of the actors looks at the camera and shares a moment of pure irony with the audience; I can almost see Nagini doing the same.
Speaking of movies, whatever made you think up Nagini, the film director?! Wherever the idea came from, I’ve got to say, we’ll all be lining up to see Voldy on the Toilet for sure! (Though I do have to say, I’m completely with Nagini concerning the idea of Peter in a Speedo. :-P )
Well, since I’m in SPEW, I guess I should offer suggestions. (This is always the hard part, isn’t it?) I would like to see you clean up the spacing—that is, by putting an extra line between paragraphs, esp. in chapter 2. Oh, and also in chapter 2 you have a double comparative in the following sentence: “If it were to get any more livelier, I'd expect a funeral to break out at any time.” Just cut “more” so that you have “any livelier.”
O.k. now that that’s done…thanks so much for the laugh!
Author's Response: Hi! I had been wondering if you knew the story had been updated or not. :-) Re: Nagini the film director: I got that idea when I was on vacation. Just so happens I was in California, the land of Hollywood, and it just popped into my head! lol Thanks for pointing out that little error in chapter 2. I'll go take a look at it and fix it. :-) Chapter 4 should have been up by now, but because it wasn't 800 words (my other chapters were under 800 and they got approved) itgot rejected. :-( I'm not sure what I'm going to do to fix it.
*COUGH, GAG, PUKE* EWWW!! WORMTAIL + SPEEDO= DISGUSTING (YET HILARIOUS) GREAT AWESOME!! ANOTHER TEN!!!! I NEEED MORE!! KEEP UPDATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Wormtail + Speedo = me having nightmares for a week! lol Thank you for reviewing that mightily icky chapter! ;-)
*HYSTERICAL LAUGHING* WOW LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!! THIS IS THE BEST!!! FUNNIER EACH CHAPTER
Author's Response: I'm glad you think it's funny. :-) When I wrote it, I was worried that it wouldn't be very funny.
LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!! IM GIVING U A TEN!!!!
Author's Response: Thanks for the ten!! :-D
Wormtail in a speedo? That's good, that's really good!
Author's Response: Good, but really scary! lol Thanks for reviewing!
hahaha,i love it! where on earth did u get the idea? ~barf~ srry, i just pictured the whole wormtail thing u know.....EWW! 10/10 for hilarity
Author's Response: Yeah, that Wormtail image was pretty horrifying. :-) I had nightmares for a week after I wrote it. But thanks for reading it anyway! I originally got the idea for Nagini's Diary from the 'Cat's Diary' joke. But parts of chapter 1, and all of 2, 3 (and soon to be chapter 4) were stuff that I came up with and are completely original. I really don't know where I get my ideas from. They just come to me at times. :-)