Reviewer: Lord Hermione
Date: 01/13/07 12:25
Chapter: Dance Time! Or, A Mockery Of February

This chapter is funny as well! Awesome to the max. Ok, maybe its just part of my freaky obsession with Star Wars and Lord of the rings, but I loved Neville hitting on the jedi, and Legolas being shoved into the punch and making friends with voldy

Author's Response: Despite how incredibly weird and uber-long this chappie is, I love it. And I'm quite happy you do to. :D

Reviewer: Lord Hermione
Date: 01/10/07 19:07
Chapter: Weekend At Draco's

This fic was hilarious!!!! Which is obvious. And I loved it!!! Which is once again, obvious. I loved Snapes list of hot women andHarry and Draco's lines.

Author's Response: Yes, everyone loves the lists. Not that I blame them. :D

Reviewer: insanitea
Date: 01/07/07 20:57
Chapter: Dance Time! Or, A Mockery Of February

this story has been really hilarious so far, and random, but not so random that there's no reason or, dare i say it, subtlety to it. anyway, i'm enjoying it. but instead of actually saying anything useful, i also wanted to give a little "yay!" at the barenaked ladies reference. so..yay!

Author's Response: Oh, the "not a real fur coat, that's cruel" line? Yeah, I love that song. I also love that people love my random hilarity. *warm fuzzies!*

Reviewer: AliKt716
Date: 01/07/07 19:54
Chapter: Creepy Creatures and Walking Plants

OMG! Wow. This is veeeeeery interesting. I have to read more! Love it.

Author's Response: Oooh, veeeeeeeeery interesting? That's a lot of e's!

Reviewer: HP_weirdo
Date: 12/13/06 20:25
Chapter: Weekend At Draco's

I'm new here. This one of my absolute favourites!

Author's Response: I'm old here. But I still love being a favorite.

Reviewer: C123456789
Date: 12/07/06 17:09
Chapter: This Isn’t a Chapter, It’s an Epilogue

can i just say that ive really enjoyed your stories, they are soo random, i love them!!! deffintly my taste. one of my favourites, good job!!!

Author's Response: Thank you! And may I say, your name is like that of a robots. In a good way.

Reviewer: bratface0201
Date: 12/02/06 20:40
Chapter: Magazine Madness

“Why do we always end up sliding down dark holes?” asked Ron.

lol love this line, totally good allegory to 2nd book too.


“Well let’s go then,” said Hermione. “Professor?”
“Women and children first,” said Snape without looking up from the desk.


Author's Response: Yeah, I was trying to reference book 2 with the dark holes, and Ron complaining about said holes.

Reviewer: bratface0201
Date: 12/02/06 19:36
Chapter: Death Can Be Funny

“Wait, didn’t you just say you didn’t like him?” asked Harry.
“Guess who else I don’t like,” Snape muttered.


Author's Response: Wow, quote action! Been a while since I've seen that....

Reviewer: Yellow_and_Dangerous
Date: 12/01/06 0:21
Chapter: That's Hand-y, Hermione.

Wait...Freinds of Snape. Are you like a group of people or just one guy? 0~0

Author's Response: To be honest, I'm just one person. But I do get help from other people with my writing, so it's LIKE a group. Or something. :D

Reviewer: Yellow_and_Dangerous
Date: 11/30/06 23:47
Chapter: That's Hand-y, Hermione.

What do I think? You are about to score getting included to my favourites.

Author's Response: Yays! Another favorites list made! :D

Reviewer: Alluring_Twilight
Date: 11/28/06 4:38
Chapter: This Isn’t a Chapter, It’s an Epilogue

Like the ending.. Being followed by a llama..haha..

Author's Response: Yay for llama appreciation!

Reviewer: MiMiPo0
Date: 11/26/06 1:24
Chapter: This Isn’t a Chapter, It’s an Epilogue

this was awesome!! i actually read the last chapter/epilogue thingie:)

Author's Response: Good. You're SUPPOSED to read those.

Reviewer: phoenixfeather_quill
Date: 11/21/06 16:54
Chapter: Weekend At Draco's

I loved this chapter!!!!!!
it was hilarious.. especially when harry adn draco write: i must not die in the hallway...
i loved that part. great job!

Author's Response: I think this is by-and-large the favorite chapter of this story. It certainly is a giggle-fest.

Reviewer: GinnyPotter808
Date: 11/21/06 15:17
Chapter: That's Hand-y, Hermione.


Author's Response: Wow, it's like the Guiness guys. *Note: I don't condone drinking. Those are just funny ads.*

Reviewer: madelynn
Date: 11/16/06 21:20
Chapter: This Isn’t a Chapter, It’s an Epilogue


Author's Response: Return of the short reviews!

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 11/12/06 19:13
Chapter: This Isn’t a Chapter, It’s an Epilogue

I love this! “Aw, thanks, Sev.”

“Don’t call me that.”

I think Arbitrar secretly loved Snape ALL ALONG! IN any case, I adore this story. And I have a *cough* suggestion for you to include at some point in 'sequel of suggestion.' Namely, I want to see Snape only able to communicate via Broadway-style song and dance numbers.

Author's Response: Hmm, I'll see what I can do. I was actually planning on him having something to do musically.....

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 11/12/06 19:10
Chapter: What Lies Down the Rabbit Hole, Trio?

Wow! That's cool. This is uber-dramatic and awesome, and I think I just wrote the score for it in my head. I plan on selling it online for trillions, after making a major blockbuster of this story, starring myself as Arbitrare, despite the fact that I am female. (But I've played male characters in seven of the sixteen plays I've been in)

ANYWAY! My favourite line was “Have you been in the candy again, Albus?”

Author's Response: Wow, a reverse drag queen reviewing my story. (Pst, if you write the screenplay and the score, I get a cut of the profits.)

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 11/12/06 19:07
Chapter: Magazine Madness

I like Ron's OMG, Penguins with Paper Bags Over Their Heads Weekly, the male weird sisters (because that's always bothered me), and Neville's evilness. I also like the plot development. Can't wait to click the 'next' button!

Author's Response: Well then click it, for goodness sake! Silly...

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 11/12/06 19:05
Chapter: The Safety Inspector

I like this! The inspection made me laugh. And cry. Because Dumbles said Hogwarts would never close, and that made me think of the end of HBP.

“I hope this really is important, sir, because I just left my classroom in the possession of pyromaniac third years.”

*Is a pyromaniac third year herself*


Incidentally, I like the name Violet Shunn.

Author's Response: I suggest you stay out of Snape's classroom then, he's detention-happy this week.

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 11/12/06 19:01
Chapter: More Sinister Plots, Now With Goo!

This chapter's great! A tad eccentric, but aren't we all? I like your characterisation of Snape, by the way.

Furthermore, my favourite part was: Madam Pomfrey shrugged. “I normally wouldn’t go quite that far, but it almost seems like it. Someone out there must really like you.”

“Hello!” called the author from the door


Author's Response: Not quite. Invincible implies he can't be hurt, which he clearly can. I'd say he's indestructable.

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