Author's Response: Too bad, cause I like them and they make people ansy. *just kidding*
YAY! That was both friggen funny and excellente! I'm so happy! Harry has a pool and purple socls! (he deserves them).
I lubbed how Lupin brought Malfoy over then shoved him away and replaced him with Ron. Very hillarious!!!!! And this Ethan sounds like a good kinda guy. I hope you put more of him in there somewhere! :P
Author's Response: Thanks, I am very glad Harry has purple socks and a pool too. :)
MAKE DUDLEY GO ON A DIET!!! ummmm........ uhhhhh..... TORTURE DUDLEY BY HANGING COTTON CANDY IN FRONT OF HIM!!! ummmmm............... uhhhh........... FORCE DUDLEY INTO BELLY DANCING CLASS!!! MAKE DUDLEY TAKE HULA LESSONS AND PREFORM LIVE IN AUSTRALIA!!! MAKE DUDLEY DATE PARIS HILTON!!!(JJ) MAKE DUDLEY BECOME A MODEL!!!
Harry gets a private pool and the Dursleys will wait upon him there. mwahahahah! slaves! and pool! (I like pools too, I feel Harry's pain)
lol i'm falling out of my chair reading this!!! yes, i was stupid enough to look up Shexxazonicmulipulscloronisis in the dictionary. i didn't know muggle was in the dictionary
DUDLEY HAS TO WEAR A COTTON CANDY COSTUME! or...THE OOTP HAS TO WORK AT GRUNNINGS! or maybe just Ron and Hermione...but still... I LOVED this chapter! (it's most fun, but you probably already knew that) "Do you think I look like cotton candy?" HHAHAHHHAAHAHA!
Author's Response: Dudley wears a cotton candy outfit? My, you might be onto something...
hmmmmmmmmmmm conditions conditions......hmmmmmmmmmmm how about if harry wins and gets him the promotion vernon has 2 where a hot pink wizard robe and wave around a "stick" screaming curses at the top of his lungs!!! and then hmmmmmmmm wut should he do then....then he should buy harry a pool....just cus harry seems so fond of them!!! ok update soon!!! "Hey, Dad! Do you think I look like cotton candy?" i love it!!!
Author's Response: I might put in the Vernon idea... thanks~
lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! i knew he wasnt all that bright but i didnt realize he was this stupid!! lol this is good... i like it....and dont give up in getting Shexxazonicmulipulscloronisis in the dictionary.....im sure it will happen one day!!! i have faith in you!!!
Author's Response: I'm so happy someone believes in me! Dictionary, if you can put muggle in there, you can put in Shexxazonicmulipulscloronisis!!!
Hmmm... I say Harry requests for all the time in the world to spy on as many pools at any time his little heart desires. =^.^= Oh! And extra pancakes of Tuesdays. He deserves them. Anyone would after slaving away in Aunt Petunia's garden for weeds. That’s all its good for. Annnnd... (while I’m in request mode...) Harry should have the chance to tell Uncle Vernon off for his choice of sock color. Mustard yellow.. YUCK! Why would a business man such as himself wear them in the first place!? :P
Author's Response: Good idea. I might put in the sock thing for his request...
"but that's how dogs do it!" Hahahahahahahhaha, that was great! a 10!
Author's Response: Thank you! I have rarely written anything funny, (and I am normally not a funny person in general,) so...
hahaha- its a knee-slapper! sooo original- how do you think of it? PLEASE keep writing!!
Author's Response: Um I don't know, it popped into my head, and I picked the randomest things my brain could think of including toasters (I have an unnatural fondness for them,) and cotton candy.
I didn't think Dudley was THAT stupid!! *laughs* This is remarkably funny! Update soon! 10
Author's Response: Thank you!
This is a hilaRIOUS idea, I like the whole 'look it up' and then THERE IS NO SUCH THING!! Thing, sometimes being misleading is funny
haha! im your first reveiwer! YEAH! haha this is hillarious...you've taken Dudley's stupidity to a unbeleivably funny level.... "no dudley, not a toaster!" haha, i love it! (you get a 10!) keep writing, i wanna know what happens next!
Author's Response: Thanks!!! I'll write more soon...