hahahahaha!"snape my dreamboat" that was the touch of a genius!
oh my god that was hilarious
*laughing fit* that was good!! I liked it.
Befor the story you said something about suggestions for futer chapters. I've a uggestion. You could bring the maurauders & lily(or at least, Sirius) to Hogwarts because they travled thrue time and are at presnet day Hogwarts, and end up pranking Snape (lots) and using the sighn lots more. thatz it
This was realy funny, but poor Crookshanks!!
Oh thats good stuff :)
What a wonderful prsent (well, To givve Snape it is)
Even I'd kiss Draco to see thet. Heck, i'd kiss Snape to see that. I'd Kiss Sirius.....
For the heck of it
(Is this the end?)
ROFLOL!!!!!! That made me laugh!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!! U CAN'T JUST STOP. U GOTTA WRITE MORE IT'S SUCH A GOOD STORY!!
THIS-STORY-IS-GREAT!!!! the Gryfinndors having a drunken party was brilliant!!! plez plez write more!!!
That would be interesting, I've always wondered what the Hufflepuff common room is like. Maybe they don't have one...Haha, that would be kind of funny. "Gryffindors, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, you guys take the common rooms. Hufflepuff...we're out of common rooms...."
Spectacular! Is this fic over? Or will you be writing more? (Please do! It's not really finished.) I liked the return of the sign, especially how Draco was "doing it for charity." A ten!
Author's Response: It's not finished, no. I'll keep going until I run out of ideas. ;)
I've written half of what could potentially be the next chapter, this time from Hannah Abbott's POV, to be different. So, no, it's not over. *grin*
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNY! I absolutely love it! Please write more!!
Oh my gosh the third installment was hilarious! From the "spank me if you think I'm sexy" sign on Draco to Snape's "skin a cat" comment to Dumbledore's false teeth, I was laughing really hard. Great job! I can't wait for more!
Love the flicking effect at the beginning. You carry it on just long enough so that it keeps the reader scratching his head but it doesn't reach annoyance levels before you explain it.
Balding potions. Sounds like a recipe for disaster if I ever heard one. You should think about doing something with that. It's something that could come up again in a future installment.
And how do you skin a cat using only a tuning fork and a sock? And does Hermione know that her pet is a likely target of said skinning? Nice to see the parchment making a reappearance from last chapter, too. Already you've tied this chapter to the one preceding it more than chapters one and two were tied together.
Crabbe and Goyle are painfully thick here. Perfectly in character, as is Draco's frustration with them. Wonder how long he'll put up with them before going postal? Could be another avenue to explore.
It's somehow fitting that Dumbledore's teeth seem to have a mind of their own and went for Filch's list on purpose, and then go on to create even further pandemonium.
"Some students simply jumped out their way with weary expressions." I think the word you want in there is "wary" not "Weary".
Very much looking forward to another installment of this!
Author's Response: Your constructive critisism is, as always, very much appreciated! I totally hadn't given the Balding Potions a second thought. Or a first thought, actually, I just stuck them in. But you're right, it's definitely something to consider! Perhaps even a whole installment to answer the pressing question "How do you skin a cat using only a tuning fork and a sock?" I'm sure the answer lies somewhere within my strange mind. Hermione has absolutely no idea that her beloved cat embarked on a sooty adventure around the castle. Yet. *cackle* I'm sure she's wondering why he's been acting strangely though. I'm sure all will be revealed... *whistles* Correction made from "weary" to "wary" - thank you very much! :D And thank you for actually reading; I'm glad people are still enjoying this.
Author's Response: Oh dear! I apologies for the lack of < br> in that; I'd completely forgotten it wasn't automatic.
"Snape, who sat at the front of the classroom seemingly engrossed in a book titled, “How to Skin a Cat Using Only a Tuning Fork and a Sock”..... Snape slammed his book down and swished past them out of the classroom, muttering about other uses for tuning forks" That made me crack up so hard the soda i was drinking landed on my compute screen! I must say it was worth it though! Hah then I read ""you’re going to eat the eyeball for dinner?!” Draco choked and nearly fell out of his seat. “NO!” he screeched incredulously. Everyone in the room fell silent and turned to look at him" and my newly cleaned screen was drentched again! Please update soon you are so talented!!
Author's Response: Hey! I tried responding to you when you submitted this review, but this thing seems to like logging me out after five seconds of inactivity and I lost the entire reply.
Thanks for your review, anyway, I'm really glad you enjoyed it. :D Always makes me smile when I find out I've made someone drench their monitor with soda fluids, which incidentally has only been this one time, but it definitely made me smile. ;)
,p>Thanks for the giggle. I know this is a humour fic and so it's not meant to be taken so seriously, but why are the Weasley twins still at Hogwart? I was assuming that this was Harry's sixth year, although you never really say.
So if pheonix poo makes great shampoo, what does cat pee do? Condition? Hot oil treatment? What? Enquiring minds want to know!
Author's Response: Well spotted ;) Actually I deliberately haven't specified which year it's in because I didn't want to limit myself too much by having to deal/consider canon events from the books going on at the same time. But, I suppose if the twins are there then it's fifth year at the most... unless they were just visiting for Quidditch celebrations, but I think that's stretching it a bit. :P
I always love finding a humour fic that doesn't rely on making the HP characters we know from canon behave in an as OOC manner as possible to drive the comedy. You've managed that wonderfully! I was a bit confused as to what marigolds were at first, but I worked it out from the context. For a while there, though, I thought he had flowers on his hands...
Author's Response: Thank you. :) I've had someone say that before about the marigolds, but have never gotten around to changing it to simply "rubber gloves". Perhaps one day... *grin* I hope you enjoyed the rest.