Welcome to the House of Salazar Slytherin
Oh, what can I say about the House of Serpants that my housemates have not already said?
For starters, I'm Haylee. When I joined the forums, I wondered around for a while before being sorted, then I found myself in the house of my dreams, Slytherin. I always thought I would be in Salazar's house, not because it's evil though. Still, I was reluctant to join my housemates. I lurked around the Common Room for a while before deciding to post in there. Once I had, my life changed.
The people of Slytherin are the nicest and strangest people, who welcome newbies with open arms and huggles.
We have our quirks, however. We also have a few clubs in our house: many of us are confessed Dramione addicts, myself included, and then there are the Cookie Eaters. of course. And I do believe that Cammie (Pepper Imp) hides Snape inside her closet. 
Should you decide to stumble into our Common Room, you may be surprised at what you find. Though typically sane in our conversations, you may very well come across a heated debate on subjects that are rather . . . opinionated, at times. You will find those that are killing Ron, protesting that Bella is simply misunderstood, and those that will profess for hours on end that Dramione could happen. But we won't bite you, and if we do, our venom is not poisonous.
Just be sure to have correct elipses.
We Slyths always have something going on. Around holidays, we ususally have a gift exchange of sorts. And then there is our beloved Snake Pit, which often gets pronounced Snape Pit in the CR, whom mrsmcllnt is the queen of. We also have the Slytherin Review Circle where we review our favorite Slytherin stories. Which has led to a fangirl or two . . .
Whenever you need something, don't be afraid to ask your fellow Slyths. One of us is always around to talk or help. We in Slytherin are like a family, we really are. For those fair few that are very active inside our house, we are a rather close nit group, but we welcome new comers at all times.
I think that's all. Well, I'm sure it's not but it's all I can think of. I hope to see you around in the home of green.
Huggles,
Haylee
-The resident Slytherin fangirl of NikkiSue.