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Favourite Potterverse Character: Usually Remus Lupin, though it can change depending on the week.
Brawling weapon of choice: A coconut.
Present you’d give to the barmaids (be creative): You say you're going to Orlando... well, then, a device to enable you to travel into fictional worlds, so that you and whomever you wish to go with you can go into the Disneyverse and have dinner with your favorite Disney characters. (Or, you know, other characters... )
Oh, and Lavender Brown did not die at the Battle of Hogwarts and was far too good for Ron, anyway. Also, they would have had very strange children.