Kill the Spare
Title: The Mistletoe-rag
Rating/Warnings: 1st/2nd Years—Petty vindictiveness
Author’s Notes: Minor background info…Lily and Jake are visiting for Christmas.
Harry couldn’t watch anymore. Jake—Lily’s slimy git boyfriend—was salivating on his daughter’s face, and Ginny wouldn’t let him interfere.
“Harry, don’t,” she’d said. “They’re under the mistletoe.”
“Stupid weed,” muttered Harry. “Whose idea was it to put that there, anyway?”
When Ginny glared at him, Harry backed out of the room. He may have had to deal with his daughter being a legal adult and sharing her bed with a man, but he didn’t have to tolerate it under his own roof.
With that, Harry had a date with a jar of Bulbadox Powder and Jake’s pants drawer.