De-gnoming the Garden
Pfft. The only way to stick it to the man is by showing that his punishments don't affect you. MAKE MORE BANNERS. (I do say this in the comforting knowledge that I am not the one going into detention with Professor Snape, but ah well)
I want one that's bright pink. With Twilight characters and Harry Potter characters and Hunger Games characters on it. But a sad banner that describes my inner melancholy.
Bowing To Buckbeak
This is perfection.
WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T THEY MADE YOU AN ALPHA YET?
IT'S TRAVESTY OF THE LOWEST ORDER!