Title: I Like a Healthy Breeze Around My Privates, Thanks!
Warnings/Ratings: 1st-2nd Years/Mild Profanity
Summary: “Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear this.”
Remember ol’ Archie from GOF? Well, now you’ll know why he refused to give up his flowery gown for a pair of trousers.
Reason for Recommendation: Because it's made of WIN and three parts awesomesauce!
Review (optional): Here. It's not my best.