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    So, Dieter, may I ask you something?

    Have I ever done any harm to you?

    Well, guess what, my mother was Aryan! And my father was Jewish! Yeah, I bet you are just cringing, aren't you?

    HAHAHA

    You know what, you are all pretty disrespectful to your fuhrer, drawing those pictures of him on our windows. He's not that ug----- oh, thats supposed to be us?

    Filthy little Nazi! I'm glad I go to Beauxbatons instead of Durmstrang!


    Oh, hush.
    You'll have to forgive Joel, Dieter, he can get very defensive.

    I have a few real questions for you.

    What are your views on the Italians? Are they Aryan? I only ask this because your Fuhrer and the Italian leader seem to be quite close.

    Do you approve of extermination of the sub-humans?

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    Hello, Dieter. Remember me? I've been gone a very long time.

    If you befriended someone, and got very close to them- and then found out they were a Slav/Jew/subhuman, would you end a good friendship right there just because of who their parents were?

    Felicity (my OC) jumps in:

    Dieter, even though you're kinda creepy, I think you are truly awesome!


    I feel the same way, Dieter. Even though you are creepy, you are extremely cool.

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    Yo, Dieter! Where the heck have you been? Your story is moving even slower than mine now!

    I take exception to that!

    Than write! School's done, WRITE! But in the mean time, I have more questions in an effort to inspire Tim...Molly's making me!

    Ha ha!


    Your Potions teacher seems like a real ditz. Has anything really exciting happened in class yet? Fires, poison gas, attempts to make wizard meth?

    What are some of the different pets you have sen people having at Durmstrang?

    Has Igor tried to pull anymore stunts against you? Has he been caught?

    Why won't Tim write? Hasn't he mastered the art of secretly working out stories his more boring classes? Of course, that can be harder when you don't have any classes taught by nuns.

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    I utterly fail at answering questions.

    Sorry for the absurdly long delay, but here I am (or rather, here is Deiter) to make my replies.

    Tim the Enchanter


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    Hallo Alexandra. Heil Hitler.

    Don't you think you're kind of a tool?

    I mean, when I was eleven (which, I admit, wasn't that long ago), I had already figured out that grown-ups don't always tell the truth. You seem to just believe whatever someone with a shiny uniform tells you. Hate Slavs! Jews suck! Oh, we're going to unite the wizarding world and it will be all happy and peaceful (unless you're an undermenshen or whatever you call everyone who's not you). Seriously, if Hitler told you to go take a flying leap off a cliff, would you? 'Cause I think he just did. No, really. Sieg Heil!


    There are some things greater than the individual, Alexandra -- like your nation and race. That is everything. You are nothing. Being an American, you will find this hard to understand.

    So what if I am a tool? So what if great men have plans for me? I am German, and we all have duties to fulfill.

    And what gives you the idea that Hitler would lead us off a cliff, or order us to? National Socialism is what is best for the German people, and when has the Führer ever led us astray?

    So I haven't learned too much about this Grindelwald guy. I think he got mentioned in my history class once or twice. Why exactly do you admire him so much? Do you admire any powerful wizard who talks big about how he's going to do great things? See? Tooooool!

    I have seen Grindelwald, and he is an impressive man. He is a man of action, has a vision, and his charisma is contagious. Why do you see anything wrong with that? Strong peoples need strong leaders.

    No, really, all through history there have been guys who talked about conquering the world and stuff, and all they ever do is start wars, and then they get their butts handed to them in the end. Why do you think Grindelwald or your fur-fur are going to be any different?

    Neither Hitler nor Grindelwald have talked about "conquering the world and stuff." You'll note that neither started any wars either. I don't see any basis for your comparison.

    Do you wish all the undermenshen students in your school would die? If you saw them being killed, would you be all, “Yay, cool”?

    Well, I would certainly like to see them all go away. Murdering them all would too much, though -- that is savagery, and Germans are better than that. We should be selective in our use of violence. Isn't there plenty of space in Siberia or Madagascar for the Untermenschen to be moved to?

    So you haven't figured out yet that you're an unmentionable in the wizarding world? Haven't all the purebloods looking at you like a speck on their shoe and calling you “Mudblood” given you a clue? How about the fact that nobody cares about Adolf-with-the-dorky-mustache?

    The only people who call me 'Mudblood' are reactionary idiots. Times are changing in the wizarding world, and the Zaubererreich has made it clear that all magical blood, regardless of 'purity', is precious. We are all wizards.

    Seriously, do you ever actually pay attention to what's going on around you and realize that maybe things aren't quite the way you think they are?

    I do take the time to read the newspapers. I am quite well informed.

    All right, I am kind of curious about this Durmstrang place. Some of these questions might have been asked before, but your thread is like a zillion pages long and if you think I'm going to read every single post full of you going “Blah blah Hitler blah blah Aryans blah blah unterblubenfurfenzaubers blah blah” then you're nuts. But here goes:

    What language does everyone speak at Durmstrang? Is it German? Do any non-German kids arrive there not knowing German (or whatever language it is the teachers use in class)? What do they do with those kids?

    German is the official language of Durmstrang Institute of Magical Learning. Some students (like Todorov) do arrive with little grasp of the language, and thus take remedial German lessons.

    You're not the only Muggle-born. Have there been any fights between Muggle-borns from different countries, like Poland and Germany? Do you know exactly which countries wizarding students are brought from to go to Durmstrang? I know British kids go to Hogwarts. What about kids from France and Italy and Spain and Sweden and so on... do you know anything about them?

    I haven't met any Muggle-borns from Poland, but I know Polish students do exist at Durmstrang. As for fights, there haven't been any that I am aware of so far.

    Most students at Durmstrang (about 2/3) are German. The rest come from places like Scandinavia, Poland, the Baltic states, and even the Sowjet Union. There are the occasional Latins (Italians, Spaniards, Frenchmen), and one or two Britons. None of the British students are in my year, though.

    Do you have house-elves at Durmstrang? What do you think of them?

    I'm pretty sure we do have house elves at Durmstrang. I've never seen one before, though. I have no opinion on them at all, really.

    So where do house-elves and goblins and lizard men and so on fit into your whole “Aryan” scheme, anyway? They're not even human. Does Grindelwald have a plan for them?

    You're right -- they are not human. Being new to the wizarding world, I am not exactly sure what Grindelwald plans to do with them. However, I've heard that goblins have been a source of trouble, and that the Zaubererreich has been busy sorting them out. Goblins sound a bit like Jews, if you ask me.

    Do you think Hitler and Grindelwald are going to meet someday? What do think think they're going to do, work out how to split the wizarding and Muggle world between them?

    They probably will. Whatever they decide will be for the mutual benefit of all Germans, both magical and Muggle.

    Do you have history classes at Durmstrang? What do they teach? I'm starting to realize that my history classes at Charmbridge Academy leave some things out... do you think everything that you learn at school is the truth?

    Of course we have history classes at Durmstrang. Currently, we are studying the wizarding cultures of ancient Germania -- how they lived amongst Muggles, serving as their powerful chieftains, healers, and wise-men; and how this wizarding culture managed to withstand every assault of the Muggle military power of the Roman Empire.

    Obviously, some things are left out. It would be impossible to teach everything. Therefore, we learn what is most important.

    Do you have a Dueling Club at Durmstrang? Would you want to join one? What would you do if you got whupped by a girl? Want me to teach you a few dueling spells? Hold still...

    Yes, we do have a Duelling club, but it's for students in the Third Year and above.

    Goodbye. I have some other questions I have to answer now...


    Hallo, Jude.

    Have I ever done any harm to you?

    Well, you're a Jew.

    Well, guess what, my mother was Aryan! And my father was Jewish! Yeah, I bet you are just cringing, aren't you?

    No, I am not cringing. You're nothing new -- I've met plenty of abominations at Durmstrang.

    You know what, you are all pretty disrespectful to your fuhrer, drawing those pictures of him on our windows. He's not that ug----- oh, thats supposed to be us?

    You should get your eyes checked.

    Filthy little Nazi! I'm glad I go to Beauxbatons instead of Durmstrang!

    Good. Stay away from Durmstrang. Infect the French instead.

    What are your views on the Italians? Are they Aryan? I only ask this because your Fuhrer and the Italian leader seem to be quite close.

    Italians are not Ayrans -- they are Latins. They still are, however, fully human and are thus capable of friendship with us. Italians also make good pasta.

    Do you approve of extermination of the sub-humans?

    The world is full of Untermenschen. How are we supposed to kill every single one of them? I think deporting them all to Siberia (after we destroy the Sowjet Union, of course) would be a good idea.


    Hello, Dieter. Remember me? I've been gone a very long time.
    I only remember you vaguely. Sorry.

    If you befriended someone, and got very close to them- and then found out they were a Slav/Jew/subhuman, would you end a good friendship right there just because of who their parents were?

    Yes. That is a betrayal of trust.

    Dieter, even though you're kinda creepy, I think you are truly awesome!

    I feel the same way, Dieter. Even though you are creepy, you are extremely cool.


    Thank you.


    And hallo Molly, or Nate, or whoever you are right now.

    Your Potions teacher seems like a real ditz. Has anything really exciting happened in class yet? Fires, poison gas, attempts to make wizard meth?

    Yes, we have had fires, explosions, and things like that.

    Wizard meth? What's that?

    What are some of the different pets you have sen people having at Durmstrang?

    I've seen some cats, owls, and little furry things called Puffskeins.

    Has Igor tried to pull anymore stunts against you? Has he been caught?

    Please, he's not 'Igor'. He's Karkaroff. We aren't on first-name terms.

    Unfortunately, he has gotten more sneaky in 'pulling stunts' against me, and against Ernst, who Karkaroff has discovered is a much easier target. He has been caught a couple of times though.

    Why won't Tim write? Hasn't he mastered the art of secretly working out stories his more boring classes? Of course, that can be harder when you don't have any classes taught by nuns.

    Tim hasn't been writing because he is either just lazy or has more important things to do. He is also too studious to even consider not giving his 100% undivided attention to lectures, so there's no writing stories in the middle of class. There is the familiar excuse of having papers to write and exams to prepare for, but I think that is rather flimsy, considering that my story's last update was in September, I believe.

    ~ Dieter Heydrich

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    I have some Christmas related questions for Dieter now, since Tim is 'so studious', I'm going to give him some stuff to look up over his break in between finally finishing that chapter!


    How does your family celebrate Christmas? Do you still go to church at least for Christmas, or has that gone out the window?

    Do the Hitler Boy Scouts do anything for Christmas? Will you be joining in once you get back to your village?

    What day do you leave Durmstrang for your winter holidays?

    What does your family plan on doing while they have you home?

    Have you been rehearsing your stories/lies for your friends when they ask you about school? What are some of them?

    Does anyone else in your village or any villages nearby attend Napola schools? Does this have you worried at all?

    What will Hitler be doing for Christmas this year? Do you know?

    Will you and your friends be keeping in touch over the holidays? What will Ernst and Konrad be doing?

    Do you even care what Karkaroff will be doing over the holidays?

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    Dieter, I want to know you pajama color so that I can attack you in the middle of the night with a gang of Untermensch.

    Ha ha. Anyway, I brought beef stew, so you had better not bite my head off.

    What do you think of Hitler abolishing home schooling?
    Do you think that if Hitler ordered one of your close family members to be killed, you would feel differently towards him?
    Are the homeless below your standards?

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    Hallo Molly,

    Yes, I am a bit late in answering these questions, so sorry about that.

    How does your family celebrate Christmas? Do you still go to church at least for Christmas, or has that gone out the window?

    Well, we celebrate Yuletide much in the way you probably would. The house would be decorated with various greenery and a Tannenbaum, carefully adorned with candles. My mother makes a big supper and various confections for us all to eat on the night of the 25th, after which we exchange gifts.

    And no, we don't go to church -- we haven't attended services since 1934. Besides, Yuletide doesn't really have much to do with Christianity anyway. The holiday was originally an ancient Nordic celebration of the winter solstice before Jesus was thrown in.

    Do the Hitler Boy Scouts do anything for Christmas? Will you be joining in once you get back to your village?

    In the Deutsches Jungvolk, we perform community service projects on the morning of Yuletide, shovelling snow, collecting food for the needy, that sort of thing.

    What day do you leave Durmstrang for your winter holidays?

    What holidays are you referring to? Why are you using the plural?

    The 25th is on a Monday this year. I leave on Saturday, the 23rd.

    What does your family plan on doing while they have you home?

    I don't know. I haven't heard any plans in particular, but I think I know what my younger siblings will do. They would probably mob me and refuse to let me go until I told them every single last thing about Durmstrang.

    Have you been rehearsing your stories/lies for your friends when they ask you about school? What are some of them?

    I don't need to rehearse, really. I've written enough letters to my friends explaining away my absence, so I've had practice. I just have to make sure that I am consistent.

    Anyway, my cover story for being at Durmstrang was that I was off at the NPEA Stuhm in East Prussia. I just switch around the names of classes from Flying Instruction to Phsical Education, Defensive Magic to Personal Defence, that sort of thing.

    Does anyone else in your village or any villages nearby attend Napola schools? Does this have you worried at all?

    I live in a town, not a village.

    Nobody I am aware of goes to a Napola. If there are any who do, they probably wouldn't go to one in East Prussia -- they'd go to a closer one. East Prussia is as far away from Thüringen as you can possibly get while remaining in Deutschland, which is precisely why we chose it for my cover story. It is unlikely that anyone from my home town would go there and try to find me.

    What will Hitler be doing for Christmas this year? Do you know?

    I don't know.

    Will you and your friends be keeping in touch over the holidays? What will Ernst and Konrad be doing?

    Yes, we will be keeping in touch, or at least, we should be. As for Konrad and Ernst, they will be seeing their friends and family again, much like I am. Konrad will be going on a vacation to Sweden to watch the annual Kopparberg-Arjeplog broom race, however. I am quite envious.

    Do you even care what Karkaroff will be doing over the holidays?

    Nein.

    Well, I have to go and answer someone else' questions now.


    Welcome to my thread, Twilight Maiden. Heil Hitler.

    Dieter, I want to know you pajama color so that I can attack you in the middle of the night with a gang of Untermensch.
    Okay, sure. My pyjamas are green with a pattern of broomsticks and snitches, and I sleep on a bottom bunk next to a chest marked "И. КАРКАРОВ" in gold inlay -- that's my name written in Gobbledegook. Also, don't worry if it looks like I have long black, greasy hair, because that is just the lucky wig I wear to sleep.

    So if you find a narrow-faced, black haired boy, wearing green pyjamas and sleeping on a lower bunk next to a chest, that is definitely me. Be sure to have your Untermensch friends hit really hard and don't let up.

    Ha ha. Anyway, I brought beef stew, so you had better not bite my head off.
    Why should I accept food from someone who just threatened me? That stew isn't poisoned, is it?

    What do you think of Hitler abolishing home schooling?

    Home schooling has been abolished? I never heard about it. There must have been a good reason for it.

    Do you think that if Hitler ordered one of your close family members to be killed, you would feel differently towards him?

    Why would the Führer want to have any of us killed? We are much better National Socialists than many of our neighbors can say. I really don't see any point in this question.

    Are the homeless below your standards?

    I've never met a homeless person -- we don't have any in our town.

    But as for what I think about them, there has to be something wrong with them. It is not in the character of the Aryan to cast oneself from society and refuse to work. For a true German, that is unacceptable.

    ~ Dieter Heydrich

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    Hey, Dieter, it's Nate again, and I have another question. I told Lorelei's little sister, Rae, about that whole fox-rabbit story of yours, and Rae asked me what does it mean when the farmer shoots the fox for eatting his chickens.

    Alright deep down I really think Lorelei told Rae to say this but now it has me wondering too. What do you have to say about it?

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    Hello Dieter, my name is Peter. It's a pleasure to meet you. I've read about you, and honestly, it makes no sense to me. I did read a book once, called The History of the World. It only had two paragraphs on Adolf Hitler, it mentioned that he was a dictator that caused the third great war that killed millions. But, after everything that has happened in the past few centuries, a few things get lost in the translation. You make him sound so wonderful, I wish we had someone who stuck up for Muggles like him...

    But anyways I have a few questions for you.

    What do you think about what the world has come to? Muggles have been overthrown and are practically slaves to wizards.

    Do you have any extended family that you are close to? Are they given the same story as the one you give your friends?

    What are you the most sensitive about? The thing that upsets you the most. Don't just say you don't know, because everyone has something.

    What is your pet peeve?

    Have you ever liked a girl? Even a little bit?

    Well, now over to my author.




    Hello Dieter, long time no see. I just have a few, pointless questions for you.

    What is your favorite brand of fountain pens? And why don't you just use one at school if you dislike quills so much?

    What would you do if the United States entered the war?

    Are there any Jews at your school?

    And a note to Tim. In the story you mention how Dieter doesn't like quills because of the scratching noise. Most fountain pens make a very similar noise.

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    I decided to have my OC, Lily drop in.

    Dieter, are you on drugs?


    Also, there is an interesting spell I thought you might like. Say scourgify. Point your wand at your mouth.


    What do you think of Mentamorphmagi? Or Squibs?

    Last question, what do you think of Muggles that burned witches?

    It's been very nice talking to a Muggle-born wizard!

    Bine: I wonder why you coloured the bigger part where your OC speaks instead of simply your one sentence. Please read the rules on formatting and 1 point from whichever house you'll get sorted in.

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