Hello Dieter. I only have a few paltry questions for you, but I'm sure you'd be willing to oblige.

Do you hear much regarding one Albus Dumbledore, of Great Britain? He has quite the reputation, so I've heard.

If the Triwizard Tournament was ever held again between Durmstrang, Hogwarts, and Beauxbatons, would you be interested in competing, even if you must travel to a foreign school to do so?

How do you feel about the Fuhrer's annexation of Czechoslovakia?

Do you believe in government accountability?