*punches thread crickets*
We have some pretties to hand out, SPEWlings! It's my great pleasure and honour to hand out the SPEW Review Award for the month of June to none other than.....
Meg / MissMeg
Here is a banner by the lovely Minna / minnabird so you can proudly display your dedication to stellar reviewing. Really, it's been a long time in coming, but Meg's reviews this past month have been top notch. 
But wait!
There's more?
YES! Your SPEW monarch is happy to bring you TWO great new pieces of news! In addition to the monthly SPEW Review Award, there will be one more award handed out! Maybe not every month, but when the RAC sees that one of the reviewers has made significant strides toward improving their reviews, this should be celebrated, as well. So, with no further adieu, I christen the brand new:
SPEW Review Award: Most Improved
This is really exciting for me that I get to do this, because every month, members strive to make their reviews better and better, and FINALLY, I get to publicly acknowledge this fine effort. And the inaugural recipient of this award is...............
Danielle / Simply Being

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Confetti and bon bons all around!!!!111!!!!11!!1!
*pokes SPEW Monarch*
OI!
Now that you've stopped being ridiculous,
Monarch, may I remind you that you
had something else to add?
YES! Thank you, maniacal poking voice! I did have something else I wanted to share! In addition to their gorgeous banners, each award winner will carry away with them TEN house points. After a bit of asking around, I am indeed allowed to award the hardest working SPEWers with house points. Perhaps this might be incentive... surely, our members strive hard in any case, but pointses =
.
And?
And what, Voice?
You know the drill.
Oh, quite rigth. Ladies, if you could rehost and credit the completely divine Minna / minnabird for your banners, that would not only be thoughtful of you, but it's kind of da rulz (and if you eat my bandwidth, bad things happen).