Master Dieter Heydrich, may I suggest the Hoffman Asylum, it is one of the best of it's kind in Deutschland, I presume?
I was assuming that you would need an asylum some day, looking at your thought process and the things you say- I am sure all psychologists would agree. I would suggest remedial help right now, I know a certain Herr Svennsonn, a prominent psychologist, may I suggest you to him?
It is not too late, Dieter Heydrich. You may yet be able to cure yourself of whatever mental afflection you are unfortunate enough to possess.