Assistant Head Auror Harry Potter was about to go mad! His green eyes kept shooting death glares at the cage behind him.
'What did I ever do to deserve this?'
he thought, running his hand through his already messy hair.
A package had arrived that morning for him, it was a cage with a big ferret inside…or it looked like a ferret. He sat it in his office and wondered why his wife would send him a ferret.
"What happened to you? You like you've just been through a hurricane." a hissing voice said.
A very confused Harry spent the next ten minutes trying to figure out where the voice had come from.
"Not very smart are you?" the voice spoke-up again.
Confusion laced his face when he realized that it was the ferret talking.
"You can talk?" he asked.
"Perceptive one, I see," it quipped.
He had spent the next hour trying to get someone to come and take it away. But, not even the saviour of the wizarding world could get the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures to move faster then they wanted to.
So, he spent his office day with a fat, white ferret insulting him every two minutes.
"Were born that stupid or did you acquire it over time?"
"That's it! You're out of here!" Harry yelled, reaching for the cage.
"Un uh, I don't think so. I can only be removed by my sender, four eyes," it hissed at him.
"But…my wife sent you. Why would she… Damn!"
"Oh, did little spike head do or say something stupid and in retaliation got a Jarvey sent to him by his love
"I'll be right back…Jarvey."
He walked out of the office leaving the Jarvey alone, looking around at the small but cozy room.
"Gee! What did the man do, take off his glasses to decorate?" the Jarvey asked itself.
Harry reentered the room with a very pregnant woman in dark green robes behind him.
"Make it leave! It's driving me insane!" Harry demanded.
"So, the fat lady is the one who sent me?" the Jarvey hissed at the brown eyed woman.
"See? This is what I've to put up with all day!" Harry exclaimed.
"Yes, and I have to deal with you being insensitive the rest of the time!" she yelled.
"She has you there, Hippogriff breath."
"Look, I'm sorry. I never meant to be insensitive to you, love." he tried to calm his wife.
"Yeah, he didn't mean to, it just happens naturally."
"I forgive you, just be a little more aware of my feelings," she sniffed, wiping away the tears that where pouring down her face.
Harry hugged his wife, and she lifted the charm on the cage.
"That's it? He says 'I'm sorry' while looking like a nincompoop and he's off the hook!" the Jarvey hissed.
Harry looked at the Jarvey, that was soon to leave, and whispered, "remind to me never again anger Hermione when she's pregnant."