If Hogwarts Was Called Catsores... [E-Journal of an Evil Janitor]
In chapter three of "The E-Journal of An Evil Janitor," Voldemort arrives at Hogwarts to find that Mr. Filch (now "The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom") has made some creative changes to the school. It is now called Catsores, and everything is cat related.
So if everything in the school was cat-related (and keep in mind that you need not limit yourself to domestic cats; tigers, pumas, wildcats, jaguarundis, and ligers and company are perfectly welcome), what would be different?
Also, I kind of want some new cat-related house names that sound similar to the originals.
If you could give me some assistance of the wackiest kind, I would be much obliged.