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Everyone has their own special way of telling someone it's over. The one above is succinct and exceedingly tactless, but So Very Homer! And your challenge for February (The month of love ♥) is to have a Harry Potter character write a letter to the person they're currently with telling them it's over. You must pay attention to characterisation, though. Crabbe quoting Shakespeare isn't going to happen, although Draco telling Harry he can't see him anymore is ... possible.
There's a catch: You must write the letter from one of the gentlemen (?) listed. Also because this is an exercise in characterisation, there aren't any NG characters listed or very minor characters. You may think you know Anthony Goldstein's character inside out, but there's virtually nothing in canon, so tough!
There will be five points for each participant. If there are sufficient entries of good quality then points will be awarded for first, second and third place.
Your letter needs to be between 300-500 words.
Use this form for entry:
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All the usual MNFF guidelines apply. I shall close this competition on February 28th at 10 PM GMT.
(Please note that I might not have a decent internet connection until February 11th, so you may leave questions in Ask A Barmaid, but I might not answer immediately.)
Have fun, barflies.