Life doesn't always go according to plan, so sometimes you need contingencies. But what if your backup to your backup plan fails? What can you do? Mix in hexes, rumours, a reverse-Oedipus complex, something about a pig, and set it all in the year 1975, and you are bound to have issues—serious, psychologically-scarring issues. Oh, and did I mention Draco and Ginny were in the middle of all this? Yeah. Fun times.
Yeah, I'm recommending myself. Such poor taste. However, if you're into humour and Draco being thoroughly humiliated (and possibly defiled) in the Marauder era, you just might like it. Plus, it's not
His mother had kissed him—on the lips!
He swore to every god he could think of and cursed his father, the Sorting Hat, the Time-Turner, and especially Ginevra Weasley. When he got back to his time, he would be in need of some serious psychological counselling. Right now, he would have to settle for a scalding hot shower and possibly some manly crying.