Username: Sainyn Swiftfoot
What you prefer to be called: BB! (with the exclamation mark, if possible. :P)
Title: not titled yet
Ratings, Warnings: 3rd-5th years; sexual situations and mild profanity
One-Shot, Chaptered, or Drabble: One-shot
Word Count: 6-8K
Is It a Competition Entry, Y/N: I hope so. I'm writing it for the mysterious may challenge, prompt 1. I'm not sure if it fulfills the criteria of the challenge, though, but I'll be posting it on the archives nevertheless.
Would you like a Permanent Beta, Y/N: Nope.
Summary: Humour. I haven't got a summary yet, but along these lines:
BREAK-IN AT GRINGOTTS: ENOUGH ABOUT THE CRIME, WHAT ABOUT THE VAULT!?
What was in the vault numbered seven hundred and thirteen (and it's not spotted earmuffs, for sure)? Who took it? Why? Where is it now? Did Lord Voldemort die because of trying to breed Heliopaths with giants?
Xenophilius Lovegood believes that sleuthing is a lot like reporting. He intends to find out, communicating with a mysterious student from Hogwarts. Will he uncover truths that should be hidden? Will he solve the case? Will the Quibbler break the news? Read all about it in Untitled. It's crazy, it's wacky, it's an epistolary with letters in between!*
*Letters, or in other words, words.
The Style You would like Me to Beta your Fic in: Brutally honest.
Anything in Particular You want Me to Watch out for? Erm, I dunno, to be honest.
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? They've been planted in the Muggle world by Cornelius Fudge in his nefarious plan to bring down the Muggle Governments through a combination of exploding rubber duckies and cursed monkey tails.