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Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy

Try taking your egg for a bath

Canary Creams - seven Sickles each


Carole

I second "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" and "POTTER STINKS."

And here are some of my own ideas...

Goblet of Fire

Watching a man pick his nose through omnioculars
Aiden Lynch gets ploughed.
Dragon vs. Little Wooden Stick
Accio Firebolt!
Being Rescued by Dobby, Part 1
Fraternising with the enemy
Growing gills
Are you going to finish that Bouillabaisse?
Lost in a maze
Cedric stops being handsome and starts being dead
The man with red eyes and no nose
Saved by the deus ex machina
Uncovering Moody

Order of the Phoenix

Throwing a tantrum
Wotcher!
Hem hem!
Nargles...
Getting killed by a curtain
Weasley is our King

Half-Blood Prince

Sectumsempra!
Tom Riddle was one creepy kid...
Snape kills Dumbledore
R.A.B.


Tim the Enchanter

I second:

Wow! Bill Weasley's cool
How're the cauldron bottoms coming on?
A sample of fertiliser from Norway.
Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare
"Hermione, you're a girl!"
Padma's nose is off center.
Snuffles is living off rats.
Try taking your egg for a bath.
Aiden Lynch gets ploughed.
Accio Firebolt!
Fraternising with the enemy
Growing gills
Are you going to finish that Bouillabaisse?
Cedric stops being handsome and starts being dead:D
The man with red eyes and no nose:D
Saved by the deus ex machina:p

and third:
"CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" and "POTTER STINKS."

Ahem, here are a few of my own:

Wonky faint.
Dudders have a four-feet long tongue.
Hasan Mostafa waxes his moustache :p.
Cedric's head is on fire.
Fred and George have white beards.
The Fourth Triwizard Champion.
She's a Veela!
Hagrid has eau-de-cologne.

Ok, I think I'm going to close this now... just because you'd have to get 132456874653 posts to reach some of these and I don't want to give Carole a target (crazy girl!)

:D

Thank you all for your brilliant suggestions. They will be appearing for you all soon.