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Date of Birth
May 30, 1967 (45)
About Croaker
Biography:
I helped install a discotheque at the Sistine Chapel. I can fly. Wild animals eat peanut butter eggs out of my hand. The stars are my playground, and the sun and the moon are my personal playthings. I provide spell-checking duties for the Obama administration, and nobody mows lawns as well as I do. I paint skyscrapers. I ~love~ chocolate chip cookies. My car continues to run by the sheer force of my willpower... and just a little bit of hamster food. President Nixon once asked me if he could use my recipe for homemade macaroni and cheese. I saw an M&M shape in a cloud last week. I rake leaves. William Shatner once asked me for my autograph, and I turned him down. I helped the Galactica find earth. I do windows ~and~ dishes.

I am just THAT cool.
Location:
Altoona, Pennsylvania, USA
Interests:
Reading and writing sci-fi/fantasy, bicycling, pc gaming
Occupation:
Residential assistant for Mentally Challenged

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