Stories

But- I'm British! by Trivia Camlee
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 27]

Summary: A normal afternoon turns into a odd one for the Trio when a random boy shows up, a character who is convinced he is an authentic British lad. He is sadly mistaken.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1395 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/28/09 Updated: 07/03/09


Avada Crucio! by Vittoria
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 2]

Summary: Lord Voldemort is desperate to kill Harry Potter but what he doesn't know is that magic is ever-surprising. This fic follows his one-day adventure in a dragon reservation, in which circumstances lead to a twisted ending.

I am Vittoria of Ravenclaw House submitting my fic for the Third Task of the Mugglenet Triwizard Tournament.

Thanks to Viv for the awesome prompts and help and Apurva my wonderful beta!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 2904 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/14/09 Updated: 06/14/09


The Same as a Duck by OliveOil_Med
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: Luna is always one for being the center of attention, and her classmates are always ones for finding ways for making her such. And when Luna waltzes into Potions class one day with a live duck tucked under her arm, Professor Snape can't help but ask for the reasoning behind it.

A Monty Python-inspired Easter story for Tim the Enchanter

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1671 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/26/09 Updated: 05/07/09


Of Stilettos and Sporks by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Rich, beautiful, and effective-- three words that describe Miss Zabini perfectly.

Or at least, that's what she'd tell you!

In her defence, she has planned hundreds of parties and dinners professionally, and they've all gone off without a hitch.

That is, until she had to plan that fateful Ministry dinner!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1060 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/17/09 Updated: 04/26/09


What Luck! by Black-Sand
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: This story contains an OOC Snape, a Harry with an idea and a shock!

Thank you, Wiflen 07, for betaering my story. Preguel to 'Don't Want To Know'

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 1185 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/27/09 Updated: 04/12/09


A Gryffindor Tradition by Gmariam
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: It’s April Fool’s Day at Hogwarts, and three generations must uphold a Gryffindor tradition.
This story was written by Gmariam of Ravenclaw for the April Fool’s Day One-Shot Challenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2496 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/29/09 Updated: 03/29/09


A Marauder's Cliche by KDTheRavenclaw
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 38]

Summary: What happens when our favorite foursome, plus Lily, Snape, and of course some impossibly perfect OCs return to Hogwarts for their 7th year? Why, absolute bucketfuls of drama, angst, tears, jealousy, unrealistic events, and cheesy, cheesy dialogue! Also staggering amounts of random insanity. You have been warned.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2915 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
12/30/08 Updated: 02/28/09


Voldemort hearts Chudley by voldiexx
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: What do you when you're a Dark Lord who can't kill anyone? Ever since his last Avada Kedavra went so horribly wrong, Voldemort just can't bring himself to sling another one. In his long journey back to emotional health, Voldemort must battle post-traumatic stress disorder, learn about religion, and, finally, realize that love really does conquer all. Just not exactly the kind of love Dumbledore had in mind...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 3358 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/09 Updated: 02/04/09


Love at First Strike by Equinox Chick
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: When Cupid and his trainee, Godfrey, arrive at Hogwarts, their plan is to bring some love into Angelina Johnson’s life. Cupid knows exactly who she should be with. Unfortunately, when Godfrey panics the second arrow ends up in a totally different place.

This is Equinox Chick of Hufflepuff and this is my entry in the Cupid Gone Crazy challenge.

I am not JK Rowling; I doubt you're surprised by that.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 3231 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/02/09 Updated: 02/03/09


Truth Be Told by Hyacinthe
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Ever since Remus Lupin came to Hogwarts, his friends knew he had a dark secret, and in time, they found out what it was. But what did the future Marauders think Remus' secret was before then? They couldn't've guessed it the first time...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6249 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
01/08/09 Updated: 01/25/09


Muggle Island by Trivia Camlee
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary:

How many people does it take to cause a ruckus? Four: The three Dursleys, and a Ministry of Magic official. The Dursleys have no boat to get off the island in the first book, so a Magic official arrives to help them. Let the chaos, begin.

Note: language warning just to be safe- there are no real swears in here

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 2796 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/08 Updated: 01/22/09


Summary:
HEY! Hey you! Psssstttt! You have to help us!

It’s Tim the Enchanter, our fanfiction writer – HE’S GONE MAD! We’re just trying to live normal lives at Hogwarts, but CRAZY things keep happening to us because he’s bored!

Please! Read our story and hear our plight! We need to bludgeon some sanity into our author – Oh no! HE’S AT HIS COMPUTER NOW!

NO! NOOO-aaahhhh! Must resist! Resist… Gibber narg turnip turnip wibble antidisestablishmentarianism blubber gibber wop wop bbluubbaaarrrggghhh!


Nominated for QSQ 2009, Best Humour.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Mild Profanity, Violence

Word count: 25021 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/31/08 Updated: 01/22/09


Summary: For all of you who don’t remember, Bob Ogden was the guy who Dumbledore got a memory from in book 6 about the Gaunts (see chapter 10 of Half-Blood Prince). I was rereading the 6th book, and I thought it would be fun to write a story of Ogden’s many unfortunate experiences during his job in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Read his humorous diary and see for yourself all the frustrating people he’s forced to deal with on a daily basis.

Disclaimer: All my credit to J.K. Rowling, whose characters and world I borrowed for this story. Janis, however, is a character of mine. And Icklebob and Jugdy are not real, either (except in this story).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2179 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/16/09 Updated: 01/18/09


Keep Living Your Life by Decembers Lover
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: This is a generation where a Potter, a Weasley, and a Malfoy can be friends. This is a generation of change. Read about the Next Generation at Hogwarts: Potters, Weasleys, Woods, Malfoys, Longbottoms, etc. Their loves, friends, and experiences.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 907 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
12/28/08 Updated: 01/14/09


Luna's Truth or Dare by Hutchinson
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 523]

Summary: What happens when Luna challenges her friends to a game of Truth or Dare?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 28986 Chapters: 14 Completed: No
Published:
01/23/08 Updated: 01/14/09


Booty by MrsRuebeusHagridDursley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: History of Magic class can actually be interesting if you just mishear Professor Binns!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1048 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/05/08 Updated: 12/09/08


To Draco, With Love by Hutchinson
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 158]

Summary: Draco somehow managed to get his very own advice column in Hogwarts' school paper, where he gives his sage opinion to those who dare to ask for it. Feel free to write in for advice about love, life, school, family, anything you can think of! But remember... with Draco, you tend not to get the answer you expected!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 9984 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
06/25/08 Updated: 12/09/08


Summary: What happens when you mix the Chinese military, Magizoologists, militant animal rights activists, Tibetan nationalists, wizarding bureaucrats, and a mad escaped yeti (besides chaos)?

You yell yourself yellow of course! Whatever that means

But seriously, this is the alternately sober and stupid story of a yeti’s bid for freedom and the madness that ensues. Rated 6-7th Years for substance abuse (Magic Pixie Dust, anyone?), colourful swearing in four different languages (English, German, Spanish, and Mandarin!), and MAD YETI VIOLENCE!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Strong Profanity, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 17559 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
05/17/08 Updated: 11/24/08


A Pirate's Life for Snape? by Pirate Sails
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary:

He was tired of living in the same world as Harry-Bloody-Potter, and yet was not so obliging as to leave it by dying.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2472 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/09/08 Updated: 09/16/08


Drool by mutualunderstanding
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 27]

Summary: Sirius, the expert on getting ladies, gives baby Harry a chat on how to be a proper gentleman. Harry, however, has other ideas.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1683 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/31/08 Updated: 09/03/08


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