Stories

Summary: Charming, courageous, athletic, rebellious, and Hogwart’s number one heartthrob: a reputation Sirius Black has cherished since First Year. Unfortunately for Sirius, his worst enemy overhears the one little secret that could ruin his reputation in an instant. The Marauders have to stop their enemy before the secret can spread through Hogwarts. If they fail, the perfect life as Sirius knows it will end.

Warning: extreme OOC content and general ridiculous randomness.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 20225 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/27/09 Updated: 10/07/10


Summary: Even death can't keep the Dark Lord busy for long! A few weeks after his death, Voldemort returns to earth and finds his magic lost.

Forced to live as a Muggle, Voldemort teams up with an unlikely friend in an attempt to get a flat, keep a steady job and regain his old glory.

Please note: This story contains ridiculous plot twists, kooky pop culture references, extremely out-of-character behavior, alternate universes galore and a great deal of random silliness. You have been warned!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 4637 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
09/01/09 Updated: 10/07/10


Bit of a Nasty Shock by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: ‘I’m half and half,’ said Seamus. ‘Me dad’s a Muggle. Mam didn’t tell him she was a witch ’til after they were married. Bit of a nasty shock for him.’



You'd love to hear this story, wouldn't you?



Thanks to Emma (Amortentia_x) for the Irishpick! :D And I am not J.K.Rowling, though they all belong to her.



Nominated for a QSQ in the Best Humour category.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1050 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/10/10 Updated: 08/12/10


The Ultimate Prank by Midnight_Unicorn
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 45]

Summary: When Lily Evans causes Remus Lupin to be humiliated in front of the entire school, he vows revenge. That's when he comes up with The Prank. It's guaranteed to make Lily's worst nightmare come true, if he can pull it off. And on his own...he probably can't. But with the help of Sirius Black and his Ravenclaw friend, well, anything is possible.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7040 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
04/21/08 Updated: 07/12/10


The Right One by mgle_teacher
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: The right one isn't always the one we want or think it will be

Pairings: Harry/Pansy; Draco/Hermione; Ron/Luna

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1176 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/17/10 Updated: 06/17/10


Tipsy Nilbog by FutureMrsLongbottom
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: Tipsy Nilbog is a well loved goblin-child who has been given the best of everything. This year, she has been given an opportunity especially great: to be the first goblin-student at Hogwarts. She eagerly accepts, but not everyone is so thrillled by her presence.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Alternate Universe, Mild Profanity, Violence

Word count: 884 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
06/06/10 Updated: 06/11/10


Brazen by ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 24]

Summary: Past Featured Story

*These are the times that try men's souls.

Well, that couldn't be any more real for Draco Malfoy than on the eve of his wedding. He was getting married the next day, but all he could think about is how his life was about to become so much more damned complicated.

He had no idea.

 

*Quote - Thomas Paine, American revolutionary.

 

This fic was nominated for a 2010 Quicksilver Quill Award - Best Humour



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity, Substance Abuse

Word count: 6829 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/02/10 Updated: 06/03/10


Summary: “Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear this.”

Remember ol’ Archie from GOF? Well, now you’ll know why he refused to give up his flowery gown for a pair of trousers.



Written for the April Fool Challenge at the beta boards. Nominated for a QSQ in the Best Humour category. :D Many thanks to Rachel (lily_evans34) for her help with Latin.



DISCLAIMER: This is not J.K.Rowling, though characters you recognize and story premises belong to her.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 1060 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/29/10 Updated: 05/29/10


Summary: How Tom Riddle dealt with Valentine's Day, his seventh year at Hogwarts.

Written by AidaLuthien of Hufflepuff as part of the February Fiction Junction, I Challenge Thee, challenge. Late because she got the category wrong and midterms got in the way. Prompt was to write "a one-shot about how Tom Riddle celebrated a Valentine's Day at Hogwarts" and was set by Amorentia x.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 2183 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/19/10 Updated: 03/24/10


Summary: Lord Voldemort won the Battle of Hogwarts but victory isn't all it's cracked up to be. Maybe training/raising some children/minions will make him happy...

Banner by Minnabird

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Strong Profanity, Violence

Word count: 1188 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
03/10/10 Updated: 03/11/10


Summary: The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.

Or was it?

Voldemort is dead, but strange things are happening at Hogwarts (again). A mysterious object has resurfaced from the very origins of Hogwarts itself, and a wannabe Dark Lord is trying to steal it. With the help of a very unusual book, it is up to Albus and his friends to stop him.

One can only expect this when a Potter comes to Hogwarts.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6636 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
08/18/09 Updated: 02/06/10


The Bacchus Book by Equinox Chick
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 30]

Summary: Past Featured StoryOn the morning of Christmas Day, 2000, Hermione Granger (soon-to-be-Weasley) wakes up from a delightful dream to find herself in a bathroom at Grimmauld Place.

As various Weasleys queue up to tell her all about her behaviour the night before at Aunt Muriel's birthday party, Hermione is in a state of shock.

She knows she didn't drink anything stronger than Butterbeer. So why was she wearing a toga and teaching everyone how to perform Greek dancing?

And what, in the name of Merlin, was she doing with George?

This is Equinox Chick and this is my entry for the extra credit challenge 'In Vino Veritas' for the Winter Snows 09 competition over at the MNFF beta boards.

Thank you to Apurva for beta'ing this tale in time. Thanks also to various people on AIM for telling me to get on with this (Jess, Natalie, Hannah, Russia, Kara, BB)

Disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling. She would never have written anything quite so daft.

Claimer: I have disgraced myself wearing a toga before now.

~~~


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 3162 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/04/10 Updated: 02/04/10


Summary: Not having any experience teaching, Gilderoy Lockhart was only worried about looking good for his students during class. Making sure they bought all of his books, he had put all of them on the booklist for his class.

Join in the laughter, as Gilderoy tackles his hardest mission to date… teaching children how to defend themselves.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2631 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/29/09 Updated: 12/29/09


A Hypothetical Harry Potter Book 7 by Abif
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 51]

Summary: The story begins a few weeks after the end of Half-Blood Prince, when Harry is back at the Dursleys' once again, waking up Uncle Vernon from his favorite golfing dream. On escaping from the Dursleys', he finds that Hogwarts is open again and decides to return there after all, but only to find himself face-to-face with both Snape and Voldemort much sooner than he thinks! Through the course of the story, Harry will meet the most mysterious DADA teacher yet, learn the truth of the misunderstanding that took place on the lightning-struck tower, and discover that there really is a little more to Petunia that meets the eye, all the while with references to the amorphous Deathly Hallows.


This is meant to be a humorous rendition of what could happen in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It is intended to be a parody rather than a serious prediction of what happens next.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 18204 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
07/16/07 Updated: 12/22/09


Summary: When Nymphadora Tonks accompanied Arthur Weasley to a London pet shop as an Auror escort for an official Ministry investigation, she imagined them being in and out with very little fuss.

She was very wrong.

Yet another Monty Python-inspired Christmas gift for Tim the Enchanter.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3327 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/20/09 Updated: 12/21/09


Snape's Christmas Carol by Sonorus
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary:

A little bit of fun for the Christmas season!

Severus Snape is a miserable, grumpy, nasty man, feared or loathed by all around him. But can the appearance of a succession of familiar ghosts one Christmas convince him to mend his ways?

Based on the classic story by Charles Dickens. Lightly comic with serious parts. AU warning as Snape has survived the Battle of Hogwarts



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 11702 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/02/09 Updated: 12/20/09


"This Magic Moment" by type-n-shadow
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: [He] walked a little taller that day. We had to tip our hats to him. He was lucky she hadn't beat the crap out of him. We wouldn't have blamed her. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten and low... and cool. Not another one among us would've ever in a million years... even for a million dollars had the guts to put the move on the lifeguard. He did. He had kissed a woman, and he had kissed her long and good. - The Sandlot

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Student/Teacher Romance

Word count: 2277 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/14/09 Updated: 12/14/09


Christmas Cheer: Love, Luna by OliveOil_Med
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: One Christmas, Luna Lovegood gets the brillant idea of spreading Christmas cheer to the people whom she considers to be the most miserable at Hogwarts. And, of course, Luna does not see any way this plan could go wrong.

I am OliveOil_Med of Ravenclaw, and this is my entry for the MerMuggles Christmas Contest.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3031 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/10/09 Updated: 12/14/09


The Hunt by Liandrin
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: It was a subtle game he played, stealthily hunting down his prey, but he was good at it - that is until he came upon the lioness. On that fateful day, the tables would be turned. The conqueror would become the conquered; the hunter would become the prey.

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A sophisticated crack!fic. ^_~

Categories: Humor Fics, Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 3932 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/14/09 Updated: 10/14/09


Summary: Even our favourite bunch of Slytherins were adolescents once. Now we get to laugh at the expense of Draco, Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle, and all the others!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 1747 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/07/09 Updated: 09/14/09


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