Stories

Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character. Very random.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3511 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 11/11/04


Quirrell by The Savant
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: What did Quirell do that infamous day in Book 1? My first story, please read and review.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3230 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/11/04 Updated: 11/11/04


A Lesson With Socks by l xFaTaLx l
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Harry gets a a gift from Dobby..Socks! But these aren't regular socks, oh no, they talk, and they jump, and they teach Harry a rather important lesson that he needed to learn at this point of his life.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 821 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/11/04 Updated: 11/11/04


The Last Battle by Leora V
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: The time has come for Lord Voldemort and his archenemy Harry Potter to duel to the death. But things don't quite turn out as planned.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1672 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 11/10/04


Severus Snape and the Morning Routine by Loz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: Everyone does something when they start the day. So what does Snape do? The first appearance of Severus Snape's "Fuzzy Bat Slippers" occurs in this story - so if you've heard about them, blame me. Originally posted in the "Snape's PoV" thread on Mugglenet's Official forums - CoSForums.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 690 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 11/10/04


Summary: It's safe to say Severus does not get along well with Mundungus, and things are even worse after this encounter at 12 Grimmauld Place. The Order is out, and Severus is alone with Dung. This story was inspired by discussion in the famed and not forgotten "All About Snivellus Snape" threads on Mugglenet's Official Forums - CoSForums.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 1437 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 11/10/04


Summary: A look at how Voldemort really feels.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1403 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 11/10/04


Summary: Like the earlier fan fic 'As Hogwarts Turns' by fellow moderator Seren, " this has been written for the sole purpose of explaining exactly what NOT to do in a fiction. Odd chapters are the originally bad chapters." If this fan fic doesn't make any sense, it is doing its job right. You have been warned. Thankyou.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3530 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/04 Updated: 11/09/04


Summary: Uncle Vernon has a bad toothache, and the only dentist who can see him on a Saturday is a Dr. Granger. What he doesn't know is gonna hurt him. Open wide!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3990 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/04 Updated: 11/09/04


The Parcel at the End of the Bed by Leora V
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: Ron awakes on the morning of birthday to unwrap a frightening present. He has his own ideas as to who is behind this sick joke, but who really planted the parcel at the end of his bed?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2317 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/08/04 Updated: 11/08/04


The Talk(s) by smokeline
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 84]

Summary: After walking in on a snog-session between Ron and Hermione, the Weasley family takes it upon themselves to inform them about the birds and the bees. One-shot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3742 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/07/04 Updated: 11/07/04


Summary: It has brutalized the brutalizers. It had showed us the ways around passageways. It had brought smiles and has abashed many. The essence of Moony,Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs still resides within the tattered folds. Who shall they meet next? How shall the Marauder's Map insult all?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 561 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 11/07/04


Splat, Split, Splinch by Nundu
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: What happens when two wizards Apparate to the same place at the same time?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2346 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/07/04 Updated: 11/07/04


Midnight Chills by Narcissa
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 67]

Summary: Severus Snape had just suffered the most humiliating moment of his life... or had he? The nickname Harry should have seen, worse than Snivellus. (language warning!)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 903 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/07/04 Updated: 11/07/04


A Twin Thing by Miss Muggle
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: Fred and George's Hogwarts years, from their very first trip to Diagon Alley to their infamous final flight from Hogwarts.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1847 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 11/06/04


Summary: Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.....

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4518 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 11/06/04


Of Rats and Drainpipes by Loki MM
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: It all started when the Slytherin Quidditch captain threw a curse at Peter, who transformed and hid. In the sink of the third-floor boys bathroom. And got stuck. It's up to the other three Marauders to get him out. COMPLETE

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1615 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 11/06/04


Summary: And now, the smash-hit comedy sequel you've all been waiting for, featuring the other guy you all love to hate!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 352 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 11/06/04


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