Summary: I've spent many hours trying to crack the code that JKR cunningly hid throughout the Harry Potter series, concentrating mostly on The Goblet of Fire and The Order of the Phoenix. After weeks of painstaking research, I feel that I'm finally able to reveal the truth of what lies between certain selected sentences from each of these books.
Certain characters' personalities have been utterly transformed by the code-breaking process. Read at your peril ...
Summary: What that J.K. Lady DIDN'T want you to know. A short little parody of the now-famous ending to the first book.
Summary: Get inside the heads of Ron and Hermione. Find out their true thoughts... Please R and R, this is our first story.
Summary: Hermione describes her Ron troubles in this series of hilarious journal entries, notes passed in class, and lists. And...Mrs Norris is a duck?
NOTE: This was written quite some time ago, in my younger years. It was my first story...which should explain a lot.
Why Hermione Is Different Than All The Other Girls by GwendolynJames
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 72]
Summary: If Hermione hadn't met the boys on the train that first day, things would most certainly be different. Featuring Metro!Ron, Loser!Harry, Stalker!Hermione, and Smoker!Ginny.
Summary: Voldemort and crew try to think up a name, they play a death defying game of truth or dare ... etc. READ AND REVIEW and tell me if I should write something else, because I've got some ideas ... liiiiikkkkkeeee maybe Voldemort's first attempt at a bad deed or something. Anyway. Tell me what you think ... READ IT, REVEIW IT!! =P
Summary: The war is over and the party is on! Check in on the Order members as they all celebrate themselves in to oblivion. One-Shot. PG-13 for drunken people galore and for some bawdy humour.
Summary: Something's eating at Harry on Privet Drive. Dudley seems to have achieved the impossible, while our insecure teenage hero begins having the weirdest dreams about two girls he only thinks of as friends... or does he? A zany satire of shipping with a little fluff mixed in.
Summary: A conversation between Harry and Dudley set after 5th year.
Summary: Skeletons in the proverbial closet? Hidden talents that drive one mad? Obsessive compulsive behavior? All this and more can be found within this trilogy of insanity. Characters admit their addictions and, for the most part, have nothing to be ashamed about.
Summary: COMPLETE - This is about a cooking show called 'Cooking Adventures with Elysia' and in this episode, Elysia, the host, has a very special guest......SEVERUS SNAPE. Comedy. Very funny. P.S This is a real recipe!
Summary: Sirius and James try to convince Remus to uphold his word on a bet made the night before.
Summary: The Marauder's are having a tea party, but nothing is what it seems. RSVP, or you may not partake in the craziness.
(A/N: All characters and settings mentioned in the story belong to JK Rowling. No profit or copyright infringement is intended.)
Summary: This just occured to me. Its basically a more detailed telling of Fred and George's parade in front of Harry in COS. I don't know how to describe it. Its good, though, I think.
Summary: “They should have known better… It was happening and no one knew how to stop it.” Seamus starts something one night, something that quickly overtakes the whole school. Will anything ever be the same again?
Summary: A day in the life of Edmund Croaker, Unspeakable extraordinaire!
Summary: It's Draco's birthday, and Ginny wants to make it as special as possible. Hopefully, certain things won't get in the way...All hail OOC Draco...
Summary: Who really writes the Sorting Songs? A literary history of magical song-writing with not one but two authentic examples from recent decades. They rhyme and they scan.
Summary: It started out as a simple matter of pest control in an average muggle household -- who knew it would lead to some surprising revelations.
Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character. Very random.