Stories

Summary: Yet again, a revealing look inside the true story of what went on in your beloved Harry Potter books.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 985 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/30/04 Updated: 11/30/04


Percy in a Pyramid by Loki MM
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: Right before Harry's third year, Fred and George tried to shut Percy in a pyramid. How, exactly, might that have been accomplished?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 846 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/04 Updated: 11/28/04


The Harry Potter Code by dink
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 68]

Summary: I've spent many hours trying to crack the code that JKR cunningly hid throughout the Harry Potter series, concentrating mostly on The Goblet of Fire and The Order of the Phoenix. After weeks of painstaking research, I feel that I'm finally able to reveal the truth of what lies between certain selected sentences from each of these books.

Certain characters' personalities have been utterly transformed by the code-breaking process. Read at your peril ...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11899 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/14/04 Updated: 11/28/04


Summary: What that J.K. Lady DIDN'T want you to know. A short little parody of the now-famous ending to the first book.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 626 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/04 Updated: 11/28/04


Summary: Get inside the heads of Ron and Hermione. Find out their true thoughts... Please R and R, this is our first story.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 723 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/04 Updated: 11/27/04


Summary: Hermione describes her Ron troubles in this series of hilarious journal entries, notes passed in class, and lists. And...Mrs Norris is a duck?

NOTE: This was written quite some time ago, in my younger years. It was my first story...which should explain a lot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5282 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 11/25/04


Summary: If Hermione hadn't met the boys on the train that first day, things would most certainly be different. Featuring Metro!Ron, Loser!Harry, Stalker!Hermione, and Smoker!Ginny.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4502 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/24/04 Updated: 11/24/04


Summary: Voldemort and crew try to think up a name, they play a death defying game of truth or dare ... etc. READ AND REVIEW and tell me if I should write something else, because I've got some ideas ... liiiiikkkkkeeee maybe Voldemort's first attempt at a bad deed or something. Anyway. Tell me what you think ... READ IT, REVEIW IT!! =P

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 933 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/22/04 Updated: 11/22/04


Summary: The war is over and the party is on! Check in on the Order members as they all celebrate themselves in to oblivion. One-Shot. PG-13 for drunken people galore and for some bawdy humour.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 1400 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/21/04 Updated: 11/21/04


Who's Messing With My Head? by Mellowdrama
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: Something's eating at Harry on Privet Drive. Dudley seems to have achieved the impossible, while our insecure teenage hero begins having the weirdest dreams about two girls he only thinks of as friends... or does he? A zany satire of shipping with a little fluff mixed in.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5407 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/04 Updated: 11/20/04


Memories by ringbearer44
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 86]

Summary: A conversation between Harry and Dudley set after 5th year.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 939 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/17/04 Updated: 11/17/04


Addicted by Lady Wolf
Rated: [Reviews - 35]

Summary: Skeletons in the proverbial closet? Hidden talents that drive one mad? Obsessive compulsive behavior? All this and more can be found within this trilogy of insanity. Characters admit their addictions and, for the most part, have nothing to be ashamed about.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 2806 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/14/04 Updated: 11/16/04


Summary: COMPLETE - This is about a cooking show called 'Cooking Adventures with Elysia' and in this episode, Elysia, the host, has a very special guest......SEVERUS SNAPE. Comedy. Very funny. P.S This is a real recipe!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1485 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/04 Updated: 11/15/04


The Signature by JayLu
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Sirius and James try to convince Remus to uphold his word on a bet made the night before.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1598 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/04 Updated: 11/15/04


Summary: The Marauder's are having a tea party, but nothing is what it seems. RSVP, or you may not partake in the craziness. (A/N: All characters and settings mentioned in the story belong to JK Rowling. No profit or copyright infringement is intended.)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1676 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/04 Updated: 11/15/04


Summary: This just occured to me. Its basically a more detailed telling of Fred and George's parade in front of Harry in COS. I don't know how to describe it. Its good, though, I think.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 594 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/04 Updated: 11/15/04


Spinning Out Of Control by Black Angel
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: “They should have known better… It was happening and no one knew how to stop it.” Seamus starts something one night, something that quickly overtakes the whole school. Will anything ever be the same again?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 566 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/14/04 Updated: 11/14/04


Croaker by The Savant
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: A day in the life of Edmund Croaker, Unspeakable extraordinaire!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3283 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 11/12/04


Happy Birthday, Draco by painterchica
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 41]

Summary: It's Draco's birthday, and Ginny wants to make it as special as possible. Hopefully, certain things won't get in the way...All hail OOC Draco...

Categories: Draco/Ginny, Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1037 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 11/12/04


Summary: Who really writes the Sorting Songs? A literary history of magical song-writing with not one but two authentic examples from recent decades. They rhyme and they scan.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1429 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 11/12/04


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