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Evil Claw Machines by aquariusbaby205
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Ever wonder why Tom Riddle turned evil? Well, here's the answer. Written by my friend Jenna and I

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 840 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/08/05 Updated: 01/08/05


Summary: PLEASE OH PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!! 6TH CHAPPIE DONE!!! We've all heard those annoying Death-Curse.com over-used plot bunnies...but what would it be like if you had a story with all of them rolled into one? Read and find out! Cheers :D

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 727 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/04/05 Updated: 01/04/05


Summary: said “Uh, umm, uh, Hagrid? Have the chickens been acting a little weird lately?”... “Well, I think some have been using the VCR.” More witty humour than palpable jokes, this is a 1,800 word story about, well, Tommy Boy - The Amazing Dancing Chicken! Rated PG-13 because, unless you are some amazing prodigy, you probably won't get the jokes if you're younger than that.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1909 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/04/05 Updated: 01/04/05


Summary: Lupin handles Harry's grieving in the most insightful and mature way he can: by taking him out and getting him utterly plastered. However, as one rather astute young auror notes, drinking and pretending nothing is wrong is NOT dealing with your problems, and Remus Lupin must confront his grieving.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 7623 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/04 Updated: 01/01/05


Summary: Based on the Lion King on Broadway's song 'the Madness of King Scar'. "Peter," Voldemort moaned sadly, "Peter? Why am I not... loved?" R/R please!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2298 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/30/04 Updated: 12/30/04


Absolutely by SevenofDiamonds
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: This was part of a Mary-sue writing contest I had with my friends. This is a parody, and very much a Mary-sue. I do not like Mary Sues, and I realized that even more after writing this. Don't take any of this stuff seriously! As for character butchering…I am truly sorry. I have an unhealthy love for the Harry Potter books and each and every character, but I also have a twisted sense of humor. Also, yes, I am from Texas.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2579 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/20/04 Updated: 12/29/04


Summary: What will happen when Harry has to face his fear of a certain muggle snack at school? Who will find out? Who will tell the whole school?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2374 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/12/04 Updated: 12/21/04


Barbara's Adventure by FlooCrookshanks
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 39]

Summary: Sirius gets James to help fix up his little friend. WARNING: This fic contains a story of the sheepish kind. Do not proceed if you have a tendancy to try out everything you read.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 948 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/20/04 Updated: 12/20/04


Harry's Secret by Future_Weasley
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: This story is in response to the Fortnight Fwooper Challenge. Harry has a secret that no one knows, which is a good thing, because it is really embarassing. Unfortunately during a stormy night in his sixth year, his secret is revealed to the entire school. How will the school react to Harry's secret? Will Harry be able to cope with his secret not being a secret anymore? Will the first year who was sitting next to the (conveniently open) window ever get over her cold?! Read to find out!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2461 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/20/04 Updated: 12/20/04


Summary: Here's the plot, its Hogwarts rhymes. I'm sure you've heard it many times. But this has story, romance too. You have to check if it's for you!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1772 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/07/04 Updated: 12/19/04


Summary: The final battle against the Dark Lord has come. Harry is just about to take revenge on Peter Pettigrew, when suddenly Dumbledore reminds him of the big plan - the magnificent plan! ::all Harry Potter conspiracy theories ever compromised in one hilarious story!::

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2398 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/18/04 Updated: 12/18/04


I'm A Little Teapot by Raving Writer
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 37]

Summary: You all know the song, "I'm a Little Teapot," right? Well, did you ever think what would happen if that song were true?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3671 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/19/04 Updated: 12/18/04


Cupid and His Twin by Leora V
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 28]

Summary: Valentine's Day is nigh at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and an unexpected couple is making the halls buzz. But are Malfoy and Hermione really made for each other, or is it just another joke?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7210 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/04 Updated: 12/17/04


The Match by fuzzyink
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 2]

Summary: It was Neville Longbottom’s turn with Apparation Exam, and he found himself at the Department of Mysteries. His eyes met with time turners’ shelf and wanted to examine one. He wished he could go back at time and correct his mistake about the exam. Accidently, the nervous boy had travelled to the future, the match between Harry and Voldemort. One shot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1136 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/15/04 Updated: 12/15/04


Summary: Hermione and the gang sold their story to a Muggle author, who turned it into a big hit, but skewed the facts. She tries to retaliate by writing her own fanfiction, but finds out it's harder than it looks. AU

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2058 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/13/04 Updated: 12/13/04


Summary: This story may be read separately, or as a companion piece and/or missing scenes from my other fic, HIGHLY IMPROBABLE. It was written in response to a challenge. I have assigned this an R rating, but it is very tame and contains much more silliness than sex. SUMMARY: What is the one thing that will generally persuade a man to do something that he really doesn't want to do? Severus Snape may be an extremely powerful wizard, but he is still a man!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8146 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/12/04 Updated: 12/13/04


The Dungeon Scene by Head_Fwooper
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 20]

Summary: Harry, Hermione, Luna and Snape have all been accidentally locked up in a dungeon at Hogwarts with know way of making communication with the outside world. Who will go mad first? When will Luna stop fingering her damned Butter beer necklace? How many fights will Harry and Snape endure before one discovers the use of a silencing charm? And, most importantly, what was that mysterious ball of light? I’m crazy. This was a challenge submitted by Seren and can be viewed on MNFF forums at http://fanfiction.mugglenet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14. Attempt it and you can be crazy too!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3938 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/12/04 Updated: 12/12/04


Twisted by insane_duckie_spork
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: Just a fun filled story and well yeah

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 545 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/05/04 Updated: 12/12/04


Summary: This story occurs many years after Harry has graduated from Hogwarts, and his daughter arrives for her first year. Needless to say, things don't go as well for her as they did for her dad.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1708 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/08/04 Updated: 12/08/04


Interviews with Rita Skeeter by LO1
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 47]

Summary: Rita Skeeter has 7 minutes to quickly interview staff and Students of Hogwarts school of W&W! See what Hilarious antics that Skeeter woman will dish out as she hounds Harry, Ron, hermione, macgonagall, Snape, Moody, Trelawney, Draco, Dumbledore, hagrid, luna and lastly a special guest. Hopefully witty! Read and Review! please review! I beg of you! lol!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1408 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/08/04 Updated: 12/08/04


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