Summary: This was part of a Mary-sue writing contest I had with my friends. This is a parody, and very much a Mary-sue. I do not like Mary Sues, and I realized that even more after writing this. Don't take any of this stuff seriously! As for character butchering…I am truly sorry. I have an unhealthy love for the Harry Potter books and each and every character, but I also have a twisted sense of humor. Also, yes, I am from Texas.
Summary: What will happen when Harry has to face his fear of a certain muggle snack at school? Who will find out? Who will tell the whole school?
Summary: Sirius gets James to help fix up his little friend. WARNING: This fic contains a story of the sheepish kind. Do not proceed if you have a tendancy to try out everything you read.
Summary: This story is in response to the Fortnight Fwooper Challenge. Harry has a secret that no one knows, which is a good thing, because it is really embarassing. Unfortunately during a stormy night in his sixth year, his secret is revealed to the entire school. How will the school react to Harry's secret? Will Harry be able to cope with his secret not being a secret anymore? Will the first year who was sitting next to the (conveniently open) window ever get over her cold?! Read to find out!
Summary: Here's the plot, its Hogwarts rhymes. I'm sure you've heard it many times. But this has story, romance too. You have to check if it's for you!
Summary: The final battle against the Dark Lord has come. Harry is just about to take revenge on Peter Pettigrew, when suddenly Dumbledore reminds him of the big plan - the magnificent plan! ::all Harry Potter conspiracy theories ever compromised in one hilarious story!::
Summary: You all know the song, "I'm a Little Teapot," right? Well, did you ever think what would happen if that song were true?
Summary: Valentine's Day is nigh at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and an unexpected couple is making the halls buzz. But are Malfoy and Hermione really made for each other, or is it just another joke?
Summary: It was Neville Longbottom’s turn with Apparation Exam, and he found himself at the Department of Mysteries. His eyes met with time turners’ shelf and wanted to examine one. He wished he could go back at time and correct his mistake about the exam. Accidently, the nervous boy had travelled to the future, the match between Harry and Voldemort. One shot.
Summary: Hermione and the gang sold their story to a Muggle author, who turned it into a big hit, but skewed the facts. She tries to retaliate by writing her own fanfiction, but finds out it's harder than it looks. AU
Summary: This story may be read separately, or as a companion piece and/or missing scenes from my other fic, HIGHLY IMPROBABLE. It was written in response to a challenge. I have assigned this an R rating, but it is very tame and contains much more silliness than sex. SUMMARY: What is the one thing that will generally persuade a man to do something that he really doesn't want to do? Severus Snape may be an extremely powerful wizard, but he is still a man!
Summary: Harry, Hermione, Luna and Snape have all been accidentally locked up in a dungeon at Hogwarts with know way of making communication with the outside world. Who will go mad first? When will Luna stop fingering her damned Butter beer necklace? How many fights will Harry and Snape endure before one discovers the use of a silencing charm? And, most importantly, what was that mysterious ball of light?
I’m crazy. This was a challenge submitted by Seren and can be viewed on MNFF forums at http://fanfiction.mugglenet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14. Attempt it and you can be crazy too!
Summary: Just a fun filled story and well yeah
Summary: This story occurs many years after Harry has graduated from Hogwarts, and his daughter arrives for her first year. Needless to say, things don't go as well for her as they did for her dad.
Summary: Rita Skeeter has 7 minutes to quickly interview staff and Students of Hogwarts school of W&W! See what Hilarious antics that Skeeter woman will dish out as she hounds Harry, Ron, hermione, macgonagall, Snape, Moody, Trelawney, Draco, Dumbledore, hagrid, luna and lastly a special guest. Hopefully witty! Read and Review! please review! I beg of you! lol!
Summary: Dude, just read the story. And don't forget to review...
Summary: Aunt Petunia's in the kitchen, cooking up something magically delicious, to tell the truth.
Summary: Trains, crazy old janitors, Fred and George mooning someone, this fic has it all. With Wizards all around them, Muggles are bound to see something weird everyonce in a while. This short story is taken from the beginning of Goblet of Fire.
Summary: A Christmas play about Harry getting a book of Christmas stories and he and Ron read them. (Lots of Parodies)
Summary: Yet again, a revealing look inside the true story of what went on in your beloved Harry Potter books.